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July 12, 2006
Since Glenn Greenwald Asked...
Glenn Greenwald is wondering why right-wing blogs aren't condemning Misha for calling for the deaths of five Supreme Court Justices. I don't know much about Glenn Greenwald than that his posts tend to be long and hysterical, but I'll still step up to the challenge. Misha is a bad bad man. It is wrong to call for deaths of Supreme Court Justices. Don't tell me you were just using "hyperbole" because I don't like that word since it looks like it should be pronounced HIPE-ER-BOWL, but it's not. Killing is wrong, and, if you don't like Supreme Court Justices, you should just wait to vote them out of office the next time they hold Supreme Court Elections. Bad bad bad Misha. As soon as I get a blogroll up, I'm delinking you. Hey, Greenwald said that we should have to condemn Misha since his blog is 42nd on the TTLB Ecosystem and Michelle Malkin and Captain's Quarters has a link to him, but I'm currently ranked 20th and also linked to by Michelle Malkin and Captain's Quarters. Why isn't there ever a call to condemn me? Haven't I said anything controversial enough? I mean, I recently called for the death of Kofi Annan. What am I doing wrong? I guess I'll just have to try harder. Know who I hate? Black people. Yep. I hates me my black people. Any lefties out there better call on all the right-leaning blogs to condemn me. You can't let me get away with this! UPDATE: Glenn is right (not the Glenn with the long, hysterical posts but the one with short, glib posts): not only am I a highly linked blogger, but the current administration consults my writing for important policy decisions. It would be irresponsible for the left-leaning blogs not to call for my condemnation. UPDATE 2: Know what I like best about President Bush? That he's so much like Hitler! UPDATE 3: I don't know if anyone cares, but I also hate the Swedes. 40 Responses To "Since Glenn Greenwald Asked..."
Ray Cyst! You can't get away with that! I won't let you! #1 - Posted by: spacemonkey on July 12, 2006 11:20 AMI saw a movie where people killed some supreme court justices. Did anybody condemn Grisham's, "the Pelican Brief?' The book OR the movie? #2 - Posted by: spacemonkey on July 12, 2006 11:22 AMspacemonkey, Uh, er, ah. Wow, Frank. I suppose that perhaps the Unmedicated side of your slogan may need to be rethought. Dumb people aren't always bad, but I contend that bad people are ALWAYS dumb. I ain't talkin' book smarts neither. #4 - Posted by: Citizen Deux on July 12, 2006 11:58 AMBut then what about evil geniuses? #5 - Posted by: bgrx on July 12, 2006 12:36 PMHating black people alone doesn't get one a condemnation any more, Frank. Now you have to hate the right black people to be condemned. For all we know you might just hate Michael Steele and Bill Cosby. That's perfectly acceptable. Consult the Dialy Kos and DU for instructions, please. #6 - Posted by: corvan on July 12, 2006 12:39 PMA condemnation be upon you, Frank J! A condemnation I say! I am condemning you for your obvious lack of recent liberal monkey face punching! Darn you to heck, Frank J! -brought to you by right wing blog Fmragtops Spews #7 - Posted by: fmragtops on July 12, 2006 12:48 PMFJ - I condemn thee! #8 - Posted by: Navin R. Johnson on July 12, 2006 01:01 PMI hate Frank J for not hating the French enough...and because he said you suck...which is pretty mean considering that you merely blow. #9 - Posted by: Gunga on July 12, 2006 02:06 PMI also condemn you, Frank. It wasn't for anything you said, though. I just want to raze you and put up a high-rise apartment building in your place for more tax revenue. #10 - Posted by: Master Shake on July 12, 2006 02:08 PMI know there is supposed to be some "black" humor in this...did I miss something? Now straighten your ass out, or I'll kill YOU. Well, maybe just water-balloon you. #11 - Posted by: John on July 12, 2006 02:11 PMBrilliant! And Oh...I Condemn you! Condemn, Condemn, Condemn...bad righty blogger! #12 - Posted by: topsecretk9 on July 12, 2006 02:17 PMI condemn me for not condemning FrankJ for not condemning Misha. #13 - Posted by: Veeshir on July 12, 2006 02:28 PMThe Swedes? That alone deserves condemnation. I was going to send the bikini team over with a case of beer for a great column but you can forget it now mister. I'm going to send a bunch of hippie drummers from your "Old Town' over instead. #14 - Posted by: Moneyman on July 12, 2006 02:36 PMOh, and I condemn Frank J for not condemning me for not condemning Misha. #15 - Posted by: Veeshir on July 12, 2006 02:46 PMThe Swedes do deserve condemnation. They do build crappy Volvos and Saabs, afterall. #16 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on July 12, 2006 03:42 PMI fully support Misha's comments, and look on in horror as weenie so-called Conservatives like Patterico condemn them. Our Founding Fathers would certainly recognise the dangerous revolutionary spirit that is arising all across this country. Has the Tree of Liberty been watered lately? It's looking pretty parched to me. When Ann Coulter has bigger balls than you do, you've got a problem. #17 - Posted by: Bane on July 12, 2006 03:47 PMI can see going after the Norwegians, but the Swedes? What the heck did they do?! #18 - Posted by: lawhawk on July 12, 2006 04:00 PMHow can you condem the Swedes? They are too dumb to condem! Have pity maybe but condemnation is a bit too strong don't you think? And, being from Minnesota I know Swedes! #19 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 12, 2006 04:14 PMHas anybody considered that Glenn Greenwald is upset simply because Misha called for the deaths of five Supreme Court justices, when it would have taken only two justices to change the result? Or maybe GG thinks that Misha should have called for the deaths of all nine? This may be just a numbers game. I hate the Irish, myself. #20 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on July 12, 2006 04:23 PMNo, no, no! It's the Jooooos!!! #21 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 12, 2006 05:01 PMussjimmycarter - You are, of course, right, as this song by Tom Lehrer attests: http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/national.htm #22 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on July 12, 2006 05:05 PMHey Frank, You do realize that the Puppy Blender outed your super secret last name in that post don't you? I know it's up on that writing site you talked about somewhere, but I was too lazy to go find it. Heh. #23 - Posted by: P.J. on July 12, 2006 05:10 PMIn all this condemnation excitement, I forgot who the Emperor hated or wanted killed. I personnally have wild dreams about Israeli bulldozers bulldozering the entire Gaza Strip into the Mediterranean. #24 - Posted by: Brutha on July 12, 2006 07:27 PMSay, that Helen Reynolds is quite toothsome. What is she doing with a geeky-looking guy like the Puppyblender? And why does the Puppyblender link here so much, is he some pal of FrankJ's? Will we someday find out that Glenn and FrankJ are old friends from a sleepy Connecticut town called... Stepford? #25 - Posted by: kross on July 12, 2006 07:32 PM1. I bet you are hell on black Swedes. Re "Did anyone condemn the Pelican Brief"? Are you kidding? #26 - Posted by: Tom Maguire on July 12, 2006 07:37 PMI'm not sure that Rotten Tomatoes counts as "anyone" #27 - Posted by: bgrx on July 12, 2006 08:08 PMOh, those are all actual critics...nevermind. #28 - Posted by: bgrx on July 12, 2006 08:09 PMI just stopped by to hear what the last dying breaths of conservatism sound like. Not very pretty. #30 - Posted by: Heraldblog on July 12, 2006 09:12 PMI'd like to condemn you but I'm having trouble with my internet tubes. Damn thing keeps spitting out pie. #31 - Posted by: Scott R on July 12, 2006 10:20 PMThat's the lib problem in a nutshell. They're LOOKING at SOUND. And they wonder why they're called the nutroots. #32 - Posted by: to laugh on July 13, 2006 12:15 AMWell, I called for nuking a small town in Denmark on Norwegian Independence day simply because I got the national flags mixed up and also the town had a really strange name. Is that gratuitous enough, or maybe people just have trouble taking this place seriously. #33 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on July 13, 2006 12:24 AMYou realize that you will be quoted out of context about the "hate blacks" thing at the most inconvenient time. Even Rush won’t go there. You can kiss any future TV revenues down the drain. #34 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on July 13, 2006 12:45 AMI condemn you Frank. With all my being. But there are a lot of people who do deserve killin'. Time to start rounding them up! #35 - Posted by: SeanS on July 13, 2006 02:18 AMI condemn you all for your all-condemning attitudes! Darn you all to heck, indeed. #36 - Posted by: Pat Rand on July 13, 2006 07:00 AM“You can kiss any future TV revenues down the drain.” Now that’s called mixin’ you metaphors folks. Yippy Skippy Cool. So now can we also credit Deb Frisch* with using "hyperbole"? Or do only wingnuts like Misha get to claim "hyperbole", but never lefties? *Whose comments on Protein Wisdom caused all this kerfluffle in the first place #38 - Posted by: Demogenes Aristophanes on July 13, 2006 02:40 PMI know why I hate the Swedes. Ikea. Nuff said. #39 - Posted by: sulla on July 13, 2006 03:16 PMI have condemned you, Frank Rope, Tree, People Post a comment
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