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July 17, 2006
We Could Have Peace in the Middle East If Only a Few More People Would Condemn Israel
An Editorial by Frank J.
Now as Israel further continues the cycle of violence by once again responding to murder and kidnapping, peace in the Middle East seems ever more hopeless. If we ever want to have peace in the Middle East, we need even more people to do the brave thing and condemn Israel. Only that will send a clear message that violence - when committed by Jews - is wrong. "Violence - when committed by Jews - is wrong." Israel has had a long history of responding to attacks on its people, and what do they have to show for it? More attacks! Israel seems to have missed an essential fact about the area in which they live: It's full of Muslims. Grass is green, the sky is blue, and Muslims live in corrupt dictatorships and murder people. That's just how things are. Does Israel really think they can solve that with violent attacks against the violent? That's madness. Israel should have known that, by their location, they were essentially agreeing to get murdered every so often; anything else is cultural ignorance. But, by joining our voices in a cry of condemnation, maybe we can wake Israel up to the fact. We'll have to shout loud for them to hear us over Hezbollah's bombs, but they have to hear us now. If you look at it, what other option does Israel have other than to stand there and take it when Muslims inevitably attack? Fighting back won't discourage them; Muslims love getting killed and becoming martyrs. It's like their favorite past time. Unless Israel plans to convert everyone in the Middle East to Judaism (and I know they aren't; think of all the wangs that would need cutting), they're going to get attacked no matter what they do. So why fight back? Unlike Muslims, Jews are supposed to know better about killing people. Do they really think they're going to get recognized by more countries in the Middle East by reminding them how militarily impotent all those Muslim countries are? It's foolishness, and, if only a few more of you would join me in telling Israel they are very very bad, maybe they'll finally look past their dead to reason. Once we condemn Israel and get them to finally stop hurting their neighbor Muslims (who are very good at hurting each other anyway), maybe they can finally work out some treaties with those who want to murder them. They can put a limit on how many Jews can be killed a month. Of course, the Muslims will probably exceed the limit, but it's the thought that counts. By negotiating with murderous Muslims on their terms, Israel would set an example for the rest of the world to follow. Israel is at war and surrounded by millions of people who want them dead, so what they need most right now is our criticism. Let's remind them who were the ones who decided to be Jews where they are not wanted so maybe they'll realize their folly and stop the aggression. Then we will finally have peace in the Middle East (as long as you don't count Muslim violence – but who does?). Frank J. is a syndicated columnist whose columns appear worldwide on IMAO.us. He is also the author of such books as "A History of Violence in the Middle East: A Brief on a Wide Range of Topics from Muslims to Islam" and "Tolerating Murder: A Guide to Cultural Sensitivity". Your article didn't make any sense to me until you pointed out the number of wangs that needed to be cut...then I got it! You should be going with Condi when she flies over this week! Wang cutting must smart like the dickins'! #1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 17, 2006 12:22 PMUnfortunately, this would not be satire on the Daily Kos. #2 - Posted by: Damian G. on July 17, 2006 12:26 PMMuslims already have their wangs cut, y'know. Circumcision is one of the customs they share with the Jew. #3 - Posted by: Mac on July 17, 2006 01:22 PMMac, I condemn Israel for not condemning Misha I. well, i'm not a jew, but am often mistaken for one (by virtue of my "aAron" first name). if anybody attacks me, i will do what is expected. i'm going to kick them in the pills. that's what Isreal is doing now. kicking Hamas and Hezbollah in the pills. any reasonable person (country) would do the same thing. go Isreal! #6 - Posted by: aA on July 17, 2006 02:53 PMaA, that would be IsrAEl. We forgive the phonetic spEpoch in American History. #7 - Posted by: DesertElephant on July 17, 2006 03:46 PM//Fighting back won't discourage them;Muslims love getting killed and becoming martyrs. It's like their favorite past time. // I don't know Frank, I like to think Israel's just helping the mooselimbs with their wacko hobby. Other than that though, very insightful article Frank! #8 - Posted by: shimauma on July 17, 2006 04:14 PMFrank, I think it has something to do with living in the desert. All the other Hebrew laws have some basis in health and not dying from bad food, so maybe the wang collects a lot of sand? #9 - Posted by: Mac on July 17, 2006 04:18 PMWhatever happens, I sure hope that the United Nations gets involved pronto! Perhaps they could write a letter to Isael and tell them that they are really really really mad at them for what they have done. Too bad John Kerry isn't the Pres...he'd know what to do...that's for sure! #10 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 17, 2006 04:23 PMYOU MADE ME SPIT MY DRINK ALLOVER MY PC! >Too bad John Kerry isn't the Pres...he'd know what to do...that's for sure! Kerry is too much of a far right-wing extremist to be allowed in the UN. Don't you know he served in an evil corporative war for imperialismmmmmmmm?! #12 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on July 17, 2006 08:19 PMPost a comment
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An Editorial by Frank J."