"Laura how about we blow this joint"...err...I'm a bit lathered up over that one...

ya know...as completely ignorant as Bush is, you could have used plenty of ACTUAL QUOTES that bush said himself, instead of just wasting your breath trying to be funny. Bush is so mind-numbingly stupid, it makes me totally humiliated and ashamed of being an American...He is the voice and image of every american to the rest of the world, and that has to be the worst choice ever forced upon our nation!

Yes, how dare people force their president on other people in a democracy where everyone gets to vote for their choice of retard!

Oh wait... 8 years of Clinton. Shut up, Ben.

Aw, cmon Ben. How can Bush be both a choice and forced on the nation? That's just kooky talk.

And, ironically, an ignorant ACTUAL QUOTE. Cool - you're both ignorant and kooky.

and jesus christ! Ann Coulter is a tweaker looking bitch. She needs her crackhead looking ass thrown in jail for plagiarism and for sending hoax threats to the New York Post! I'll vote for her, if its to remove her voice box, then sign me up!

Ben - Your posts just get more confusing. Does Ann's ass look like her crackhead or does her crackhead look like her ass?

Or maybe, do you just have your head up yours?

Wow, I don't know about everyone else, but I'm having trouble...wait, just a minute...I'm really struggling here...Okay, no really, I'm okay now.

It's just so hard to type when you're laughing so hard at Ben's hilarious posts. Brilliant humor and insight Ben. Please keep 'em coming. Someday you'll convince these folks that Howard Dean should really be "the voice and image of every american", because then we'd REALLY (I did that because I saw how effective caps-lock was when you used it) portray ourselves as a country to be taken seriously.

Oh, by the way, in case you haven't figured this out, this is sarcasm and you're an idiot.

Bendover Boy seems to pine for the days of BJ's in the oval office, bribes to the Chinese and free pardons for everyone...

I still think the best one, and it was a real one, was the remark the LA Times printed about Diet Coke. Does anyone really care, honestly? Sometimes I think the media do this because they get bored. I should know. I work for 'em.

I'm a little confused. The MSM are the protectors of free speech and free expression. They are the ones fighting to make sure every crude, nasty, disgusting term is allowed on the airwaves and in print.
Vanity Fair for years has shown just how elitist and cultured they are by dropping the F bomb in just about every article. I'll just bet the parents, who spent tens of thousands of dollars to send the writers of said articles to the finest schools, are so proud. How educated can you really be if you have to rely on crass, slang and offensive words to make your point.
Now they are the arbitrators of what words are considered appropriate, but only by the President or any other Republican. Michael Moron however can continue to spout off like a cesspool fountain.
What a bunch of hypocrites.

Nothing like a mental image of W. in a thong to help me get to sleep.

Oh, dear Ben. Please keep commenting. Since we seem to have lost MFL and Amazed Brit, and others before them, we really do need another troll to laugh at. Please?

it looks like you frightened ben off with your mean, naughty, hurtful words. you should have been more sensitive to his feelings, since he looks up to forrest gump as an intellectual superior.

shame on you. your sarchasm is lost on poor, simple ben.