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July 20, 2006
Today's Simpsons Trivia
Posted by Harvey at 08:02 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (13)

(Introduction)



1) (T/F) Spike is the name of Homer's helper monkey

2) Homer commands a submarine when he joins what military organization?

3) When Jasper is frozen at the Kwik-E-Mart, what does Apu rename him?

4) Who is the former sanitation commissioner that Homer replaced?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

By the way, if some smartypants wrecks it all by giving the correct answers 2 minutes after this post goes up, feel free to reminisce about the other parts of the episode in question.

Like "Before I saw him appear as the sanitation commissioner, I *really* thought Steve Martin had been dead for years... Guess that was just his career I was thinking of..."

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False, the naval reserve (our seventeenth line of defence, just before the League of Women Voters), Frostillicus, and Ray Paterson.

Sorry.

#1 - Posted by: Chainik Hocker on July 20, 2006 08:34 AM

"I shared a bathroom with Frostilicus!" - Grandpa Simpson

#2 - Posted by: Mac on July 20, 2006 08:38 AM

oh yeah, well who voiced Ray Paterson trivia man

#3 - Posted by: cadet on July 20, 2006 08:38 AM

"Rawr! Must... crush... capitalism! Rawr!"

#4 - Posted by: Frank J. on July 20, 2006 08:56 AM

Pray for Mojo.

#5 - Posted by: bgrx on July 20, 2006 09:42 AM

Awwwww, can't someone else do this?

#6 - Posted by: Steve on July 20, 2006 09:46 AM

"What do you want most in life Simpson?"

"Peas"

"Yes, but how do we get Peace?

"With a knife."

"That's right! Not the olive brach. Simpson, you are like the son I never had."

"And you are like the father I never visit."

#7 - Posted by: WeaponGradeCrazy on July 20, 2006 10:53 AM

"And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!"

"Pitt the Elder!"

"Lord Palmerston!"

"Pitt the Elder!"

"Okay, you asked for it, Boggs!" (punches Wade)

"Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Pitt the Elder..."

"Lord Palmerston!" (punches Moe)

#8 - Posted by: Plaid Aardvark on July 20, 2006 11:18 AM

> A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in
her
room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area
and
noticed that there was a slight response and on the monitor there was
sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked?"

#9 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 20, 2006 12:08 PM

A seagull took my sailor hat.

#10 - Posted by: WeaponGradeCrazy on July 20, 2006 01:32 PM

Hey Homer, bring me back a torpedo. (Bart)

NO! (Homer)

But Flanders gave his kids torpedos! (Bart)

He did? Then I will bring you back a weapon of unimaginable power! (Homer)

Homer! (Marge)

But only if you're good........and even if you're not. (Homer)

#11 - Posted by: WeaponGradeCrazy on July 20, 2006 01:38 PM

"Captain! They're firing officers at us!"
"Then respond in kind!...Not with me, you idiots! With a torpedo!"

#12 - Posted by: Frostwulf on July 20, 2006 03:37 PM

Official Trivia Card answers:
1) False; it's Mojo
2) The US Naval Reserve
3) Frostilicus
4) Ray Patterson

#13 - Posted by: Harvey on July 21, 2006 09:23 AM
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