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July 20, 2006
An Embryo Of Truth
Posted by spacemonkey at 04:09 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (25)

If embryos aren't people,
then why don't vegetarians eat eggs?

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25 Responses To "An Embryo Of Truth"

Spacemonkey:
Most "vegetarians" in the U.S. DO eat eggs.

From
http://www.veggieplace.com/veggies/articles.asp?cid=222

"Strict vegetarians or vegans eat no animal products including meat, poultry, fish, eggs, milk, cheese and other dairy products. Many vegans also exclude byproducts like honey and gelatin from their diets.

* Lactovegetarians don't eat meat, poultry, fish and eggs, but include dairy products.

* Lacto-ovovegetarians exclude meat, poultry and fish, but include eggs and dairy products in their diets. This is the category most vegetarians in America fall under."

I am an idiot.

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

#1 - Posted by: Monkey Faced Liberal on July 20, 2006 05:07 PM

MFL, that's really pathetic to know all that stuff.

#2 - Posted by: spacemonkey on July 20, 2006 05:14 PM

Spacemonkey:

I call you on your BS, and you rewrite my comment?

For a bunch of tough guys with guns, you really can't take any teasing, can you?

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

#3 - Posted by: Monkey Faced Liberal on July 20, 2006 05:29 PM

I think it has to do with the way liberals can't stand to see a poor, innocent chicken die. However, they love to murder as many innocent, human children as possible and call it a "choice".

#4 - Posted by: Master Shake on July 20, 2006 05:34 PM

Spacemonkey:

Why am I not suprised to learn that you think it is "pathetic" to know stuff?

And, to be honest, I didn't "know it". Being the hippie I am, some of my friends are vegetarians, and I knew that they often ate eggs.

So I looked it up.

You might want to try looking up things in the future as well, before making dumb-ass comments about things you don't know anything about.

Oh yeah. You think it is pathetic to know stuff.

Sorry, I forgot.

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

#5 - Posted by: Monkey Faced Liberal on July 20, 2006 05:35 PM

Yeah, Spacemonkey! Just because 2 of the 3 types of vegetarianism cited by the troll actually support the basis your question, you're still wrong!

#6 - Posted by: Master Shake on July 20, 2006 05:39 PM

In case you don't believe how smart I am, I have proof.

I have a special medical condition that makes me super smart.

Much smarter than you stupid wingnuts.

Read it and weep.

Hail Satan,

Monkey Faced Liberal

#7 - Posted by: Monkey Faced Liberal on July 20, 2006 05:45 PM

MFL,

It's hard to believe a big liberal gets so mad at me for expressing my first amendment rights.

Lighten up.

#8 - Posted by: spacemonkey on July 20, 2006 05:49 PM

Master Shake:

Ah, actually, he is wrong, since if you read my post, you will see that MOST VEGETARIANS EAT EGGS.

Anymore than I would be wrong if I said that "If Christians believe in peace, why do they blow up abortion clinics?", just because a subset of christians have blown-up abortion clinics.

That said, I personally am not a vegetarian. In fact, I love smoking and grilling meat.

Perhaps you might want to try out this new recipe I have been using.

I call it "Snowflake Ribs"

1 Rack of Baby Back Ribs
1/2 Cup Basic BBQ Rub
1/2 Cup Human Embryos

Rub the Basic BBQ Rubs on the Ribs. Let marinate for around 12 hours. Then smoke them for around 6 hours -- make sure to keep the fire low!

Before serving, spread the human embryos on the ribs. After adding the embryos, only leave the ribs on the smoker for a few minutes or the embryos will carmalize!

Remove the ribs from the smoker and serve!

Yummmy!

Peace,

Carnivorous Wolf Faced Commmie

P.S. I am not mad at you. I just like to point out what a moron you are.


#9 - Posted by: Carnivorous Wolf Faced Commmie on July 20, 2006 06:13 PM

Wow, interesting argument from a lib.

Since: "This is the category most vegetarians in America fall under."

This means: "Most vegetarians eat eggs."

Gee, and I thought it was evil conservatives who thought that America was the center of the universe.

#10 - Posted by: Master Shake on July 20, 2006 06:29 PM

Most liberal vegetarians will only eat aborted fetuses, the other, other white meat.

#11 - Posted by: hannibal the cannibal on July 20, 2006 06:57 PM

Oh, give the vegetards a break. Being a vegetarian means not having ANY meat, so that kinda puts a damper on the whole oral sex thing. No wonder they lash out with their inane diatribe here all the time; they're sexually frustrated!

#12 - Posted by: AlanABQ on July 20, 2006 07:06 PM

Vegetarians look ill. Seriously. Looks like they're going to collapse any moment from malnutrition.

#13 - Posted by: Muslihoon on July 20, 2006 09:09 PM

Easy fix:

If embryos aren't people,
then why don't vegans eat eggs?

Everyone happy?

PS: You could also replace "vegetarians" with "so many vegetarians."
PPS: Many self-described vegetarians in America might eat eggs, but one might also wish to consider vegetarians from other countries, as well as those who are vegetarians for other reasons. Many Hindus, for instance, would argue that true vegetarianism forbids the eating of eggs.

#14 - Posted by: Vader on July 20, 2006 09:30 PM

Muslihoon:

You "seriously" think that Carrie Underwood, Alyssa Milano, Liv Tyler, and Shania Twain "look ill ... like they're going to collapse any moment from malnutrition."

Personally, I think they look hot!

And I, like FrankJ, like my women with a little meat on 'em!

Isn't it great when a discussion brings both sides of the political spectrum together!

Group HUG!

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

#15 - Posted by: Monkey Faced Liberal on July 20, 2006 09:32 PM

If you're trying to imply that you prefer women at all, no one is going to buy it.
Why am I not surprised that your examples of famous vegetarians only included entertainers? I would think you would at least include Mahatma Gandhi, you know, since you're so much alike & all... lol! Or at least Morrisey.

See ya, snowflake (emphasis on flake).

#16 - Posted by: AlanABQ on July 20, 2006 10:07 PM

I gotta admit, I'm more with MFL than IMAO. It is pretty annoying that even when it's right it's still an ahole.

Eating eggs are mostly un-fertilized so they're not even potential chickens.

People who don't eat eggs quite often do it because of the horrible conditions for egg-laying chickens. They also don't eat cheese, which is just another product made from slave-cows instead of slave-chickens.

I still think vegetarians and regular vegans and level 6 Vegans (they don't eat anything that casts a shadow) are self-deluded.

#17 - Posted by: Veeshir on July 21, 2006 10:56 AM

This is freakin' stupid.

#18 - Posted by: Cary from Houston on July 21, 2006 01:14 PM

MFL,

"And I, like FrankJ, like my women with a little meat on 'em!"

Well, I'm sure you meant that as backhanded, but that is some DAMN NICE meat he's got cookin, there.

A recent Vent episode features Michelle Malkin on a trampoline. While her legs match the rest of her hotness, the bouncing does not have the desired effect.
Not saying I'd kick her out for eating crackers... well - one cracker - I'm white and all.

#19 - Posted by: Kent on July 21, 2006 06:43 PM

Here in South Florida they want to save the "baby sea turtles eggs" but want to abort human babies.

Why? because someday the baby sea turtle eggs will be turtles.

#20 - Posted by: DoubleU on July 21, 2006 07:41 PM

Hey MFL.
I'm your biggest fan. I wouldn't punch you in the face like the rest of these guys. i'm sure your face is too pretty. I'd just kick you in the nuts instead.

#21 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on July 22, 2006 10:44 PM

AlaskaNick, that's like saying you are going neuter a eunich.

#22 - Posted by: spacemonkey on July 22, 2006 10:47 PM

Seriously though, are you going to walk into a restaurant and tell the waiter you are a lacto-ovovegetarian?

#23 - Posted by: Brad on July 23, 2006 10:19 AM

why is monkey faced libral such a loser?

#24 - Posted by: Die Hard Conservative on July 25, 2006 03:21 PM

He just is.

#25 - Posted by: spacemonkey on July 25, 2006 03:45 PM
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