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July 27, 2006
In My World: Democrats: Bolton Still a 'Bully'
Democrats on Thursday said they remain opposed to President Bush's pick for U.N. ambassador, contending that John Bolton has not yet repaired his reputation as an ineffective "bully." Bolton was noticeably disturbed by this characterization, and proceeded to give numerous Senate Democrats wedgies while forcing others to eat dirt. He then made every Senate Democrat hand over his or her lunch money (or, in Ted Kennedy's case, his booze money). In other news, Senator Joe Biden held an impromptu press conference where, while held in a headlock by John Bolton, he admitted for the first time that he is in fact a "little girl." 14 Responses To "In My World: Democrats: Bolton Still a 'Bully'"
WOW, if Bolton got all of Kennedy's booze money, did he need a barrel to carry it away? I didn't know that Michael Bolton was our UN ambassador!? But anything that keeps him from singing is good for all of us. But I thought Michael Bolton and Joe (Plugs) Biden were one in the same, I mean have you ever seen them together? No. Coincidence? I don't think so. #2 - Posted by: captamerica on July 27, 2006 02:04 PMExcellent! Hope he didn't make Senator Kerry stretch is latest facelift too tight and pull all the stitches out! Did Bolton grab Hillary by the balls and what did she admit to? #3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 27, 2006 02:18 PMHey, he did all that and he didn't have to use the 'stache! #4 - Posted by: Beolaf on July 27, 2006 03:20 PMHe should drop his first name and change the pronunciation of his last name to emphasize the second syllable, thus adding a new level of the fear he already instills in others. "I am Bol-Ton. Leave this place or be destroyed." Whereupon Kofi wets himself and hides behind the big fern in his office. #5 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on July 27, 2006 03:27 PMI would pay money to watch Biden squeel like a high school girl!!! #6 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on July 27, 2006 03:32 PMIt’s not his demeanor that bothers them it’s that damn mustache. Personally, I’m a bit concerned that that hairy thing might pupate and turn into a big lime green moth. #7 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on July 27, 2006 03:51 PMthat John Bolton has not yet repaired his reputation as an ineffective "bully." I hate to agree, but he is kind of an ineffective bully. I mean, Syria is still on the map, Kofi is still Sec Gen and Hans Blix has gone disturbingly un-punched. Heaven forbid we should send someone to the United Nations who actually possesses a backbone. In related news, the Democratic congressional leadership has submitted a list of candidates for UN ambassador for whom they would consider voting. Included on the list are Pee-Wee Herman, Alan Alda, Tinky Winky the Teletubbie, and Teddy Kennedy's favorite bartender. #10 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on July 27, 2006 05:58 PM> WOW, if Bolton got all of Kennedy's booze money, did he need a barrel to carry it away? AHA! That must be why we never catch British Respect Party MP George Galloway shaking Kennedys down for their booze money! He's not allowed to ever even see a barrel. #11 - Posted by: kross on July 27, 2006 09:32 PMPlus he kept asking John McCain "why do you keep hitting yourself? Why do you keep hitting yourself?" #12 - Posted by: docweasel on July 28, 2006 02:34 AMThis is great fodder for the *upcoming podcast. (*upcoming, of course meaning wishful thinking on my part...) #13 - Posted by: jimmyb on July 28, 2006 08:25 AM//Democrats on Thursday said they remain opposed to President Bush's pick for U.N. ambassador, // There go those democrats, SAYING stuff again...why I remember that one time... #14 - Posted by: shimauma on July 28, 2006 08:49 AMPost a comment
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