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August 01, 2006
IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Fidel Castro Assassinated on Death Bed
IMAO has just found out that the ailing Fidel Castro was found dead with five bullets in his face. Our anonymous source with the CIA confirmed that it was in fact a CIA hit, the CIA deciding they better finally assassinate Fidel now or they'd never get a chance to. 15 Responses To "IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Fidel Castro Assassinated on Death Bed"
Sounds like "natural causes" to me. #1 - Posted by: Gunga on August 1, 2006 08:34 AM...a day late and a dollar short-our wonderful CIA... Writer, Maybe Fidel was cleaning his gun. If Raul assumes power permanently he has stated that he will declare that the national dance of Cuba will be the "boogaloo"! #4 - Posted by: captamerica on August 1, 2006 08:57 AMI heard that Fidel was murdered by The Rumsfeld Strangler and that the cops were still on the lookout for any possible suspects. #5 - Posted by: WeaponGradeCrazy on August 1, 2006 09:37 AMBah! Capitalist swine! This is an outrageous lie! Slanderous tales told by decadant media slaves to destabalize a utopian paradise and cause tumult and turmoil in the political system! ("Tis but a flesh wound...") #6 - Posted by: Infidel Castrol on August 1, 2006 09:42 AMI really hope this is not true (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Castro deserves to die painfully for a long time. It will get him into practice for his situation in the next life. There is justice, if not in this world definitely in the next. Bon voyage! #7 - Posted by: seanmahair on August 1, 2006 09:55 AMI notice that neither MFL nor Jim have jumped in on this one yet. Probably in mourning. #8 - Posted by: Rick on August 1, 2006 11:42 AMcastro was my homie... *lights up bong of mourning* #9 - Posted by: Lemur Faced Hippie on August 1, 2006 12:54 PMHey LFH- Just how many bongs do you have? #10 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 1, 2006 05:23 PMbeen to cuba many times, have family there, its got capatilizm beat all to hell, free medical and every town has many clinics and docs and dentists. University education is free. the youth respect their elders and a handshake is sincere. dont knock the country or its leader until youve tried it #11 - Posted by: r bolley on August 1, 2006 05:56 PMNow that was funny. So THAT'S why so many people desperately try to flee Cuba; all the awesome social amenities. #12 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 1, 2006 06:29 PMr bolley has a point. This freedom thing is getting kind of old. Why the hell not be slaves of the state? Oh wait, we do have our monkey faced liberals racing us down that path. #13 - Posted by: DohXs on August 1, 2006 07:16 PMr bolley, Follow up question: How retarded are you? #14 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 1, 2006 08:47 PMFrank, he's probably too retarded to know exactly how much. Don't tease the waterhead with trick questions. #15 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 1, 2006 09:53 PMPost a comment
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