Way ahead of you brudda! I just got out of there after reading the same Michelle thingy. That these pinheads can't see the double standard is a sure sign they need to be punched in their faces.

FrankJ!

I am for you continuing to fight too!

I hope you continue to place the "Digg" button at the bottom of your editorials and posts.

It is great to see how none of them ever get moved to the "popular" section of Digg, since unlike Malkin (who despite being a crazy wingnut, is a good writer), you have no talent.

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

MFL,
Have you thought of making a blog where you refute each IMAO post as "sucking." You could call it "IMAO Watch" or "Frank J. Watch" and I could put a link on the sidebar to it for people to click on if they don't like this site.

That would be cool.

"I Dugg This Story BEFORE I Dugg Against It!" - John Kerry

FrankJ:

"Have you thought of making a blog where you refute each IMAO post as "sucking."

Nah. I think I will just comment on here and the Digg message board.

Less work. And you know how much us liberals HATE work.

Plus, I don't comment on EVERY post. Just the ones that I think clearly and forcefully display you or your contributors lack of talent, delusions of grander, tendency to engage in violent fantasies, or mediocre thinking.

Which are, I will admit, a lot of posts.

By the way, I don't think I usually say your work "sucks." (Though, now that you mention it, it does)

I think I usually call it crap or garbage.

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

We're making leaps and bounds destroying the liberal fortress codenamed Digg.com.

meanwhile, we still have double agents and sleeper cells planted deep inside Democratic Underground.

Frank J:

I don't think your work "sucks"

In fact I don't think your work is anything like me.

Hail Cthulu,

Monkey Faced Liberal

mfl must have lost his job at mcdonald's flipping burgers and quoting john kerry. maybe it was FOR quoting john kerry... or maybe it was his delusion of "grander"...he possibly thought he was a burger KING...

whatever. it seems he has a lot of time on his grubby little hands today, don't it?

aA,
If I only devoted as much time to my blog as he does, maybe it wouldn't suck so much.

FrankJ:

"If I only devoted as much time to my blog as he does, maybe it wouldn't suck so much."

Perhaps. Maybe you are right, and your crappiness is a result of a lack of effort rather than a low level of talent.

Why don't you try to put more time into what you write, and we will see if the quality improves.

I am pessimistic that, even given all the time in the world, you could raise the level of thought, humor and quality in your writing -- but feel free to prove me wrong!

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

"but feel free to prove me wrong!"
Monkey Faced Liberal, you ignorant slut! Why would FrankJ waste his valuable time trying to prove you wrong when you do it with every post. When you can post one semi-humorous comment we may entertain the notion that you are qualified to judge the quality, content and humor of this site. Until then, you are a doo doo head. Save the Planet! Kill yourself!

good call captamerica, MFL isn't very funny. remember his great commie commic he linked to the other day. how was that humorus?

Captain America,

"Monkey Faced Liberal, you ignorant slut!"

I may be ignorant, but I am no slut.

I will have you know that my goat and I have been happy monogamous life partners for nearly 7 years now.

Hail Cthulu,

Monkey Faced Liberal

mfl's posts make me cry

they're just so true

i feel like writing bad emo poetry

*lights bong of agreement*

Is it wrong for me to be licking the monitor everytime I see a picture of Michelle Malkin?

No, that's normal.

...I hope.

Frank,

Check out crabapple.cc. Sure there's no appreciable traffic yet, but it's reliably conservative! And it uses the the word "Plugg" instead of "Digg", which by my estimation, is way funnier.

Plugg. Oh man. Classic.

MFL, let's be logical.

If FrankJ's humor were not funny, I doubt that he would have traffic numbering in the thousands. That is irrefutable fact. You continue to claim that FrankJ's work is "garbage" and/or "crap" as well as being "unfunny," but maybe what you should consider is that his flavor of humor is not really your cup of tea. You have a viewpoint that obviously contadicts his, so I can understand that you don't think what he says is funny, but making broad declarative statements without any apparent authority on the matter is really a waste of your time, especially if you're trying to convince any of us to take what you say seriously.

Now, if you were to say, "My name is Dane Cook. FrankJ is not funny at all." I would say, "Thank you, Dane Cook. You are hilarious and thus a good person to listen to when it comes to whether a person is funny or not." You would have some credibility, and people would not call you an "ignorant slut."

For now, you are just a random internet commenter whose name is a joke that you stole from this blog.

Perhaps it is not that FrankJ needs to "raise the level of thought, humor and quality in (his) writing," but, rather, you should stop expecting people to cater to your sense of humor.

War,

GT

In the spirit of Team America World Police...Dig That DIGG!!!

MFL, If you don't like the humor, don't come. Perhaps you can use the time that you usually waste here to do something conscrutive, like find an actual career.

lol Lemur Faced Hippie is ur name garrett?

Monkey-Facade Liveforfree really needs a job... maybe a secretary at Planned Parenthood, or at the (NY)Times. MFL seems to have more time to post comments than anyone who pulls their weight has to take care of business. But then, he is who he is.

Maybe if you (MFL) tried to get under our skin some more... we respond, jokingly, to attempted moral consciousness and cheap insults like you & others like you respond to reality by;

**your diatribe here**

The difference is...

You're still the butt, to us, of the liberal joke. I would like to talk to you face to face, but how would I be able to discern you from anyone else like you? Your stance comes from:

Tofu recipes.
no, I didn't come this far as an omnivore to pander to veggies... aside from you.

Being loudly mistaken.
Like the modern pacifist Nazis you aspire to emulate? (Hedning, we're laughing at you...)

BDS (I know you passively try to deny it).
Yet... it's another symptom you suffer from.

Anti-Semetic yet Zionist plots you see.
Well, duh! No contradiction there in logic...

Hard-lined opinions one day, ambiguous the next...
Like a reed in the wind... still.

Education.
...stemming from the "facts" behind farenheit 9/11, one does need to be able to say "It's a conspiracy!" with a straight, angry face. But IMAO covered parrots already.

I'd meet any of you & your defeated sympathizers face to face, but you'll need to have a face to save first.

AlanABQ:

Were you drunk when you wrote your last comment?

Its a bit incoherant.

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

Frankj, it's not that mfl is too lazy to get its own blog, it's that its a commie or a socialist. And everybody knows those systems only work when there's a capitalist around to pay for it.
That's you in this instance.

That's *incoherent* actually, MFL.

Fraser:

Got me on my spelling Fraser! Good catch.

Is there anything cooler than posts pointing out spelling errors? I think not!

That is one thing I do like about Digg.com.

It has a built in spell checker in the comments.

But we don't need that here at IMAO. We have Fraser!

Oh, and speaking of Digg, how is that whole Digg thing going anyway FrankJ?

Got any posts on the "popular page" yet?

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

"AlanABQ:

Were you drunk when you wrote your last comment?"

No, but I was tired. Sorry for being "incoherant", whatever that is. I'm not criticizing you're spelling, punkin. In fact, I believe you may have just coined an appropriate rejoinder for leftist views: IncoheRant

"Is there anything cooler than posts pointing out spelling errors? I think not!"

But there is! Your posts pointing out our socio-political errors.

Yes, I know- I need to employ spell checking, too...

The latest PMF Poll shows that 67% of IMAO readers think that MFL is a tard. The other 33% think that's awfully hard on the tards.

GT - Saying: "MFL, let's be logical," is like saying "Turd, become a Chevy." It sounds like it means something, but in reality it's just nonsense.

Monkey Face wrote: "...I think not!"

I couldn't agree more.