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August 03, 2006
Give Him a Break; He Ain't Nothing But a Hound Dog!
So a guard dog attacks a museum's teddy bear display, including destroying Elvis's teddy bear, and people are mad at the dog. Hey, you expect a guard dog to attack a real bear if it broke into the museum but not hurt teddy bears. How can the dog know the difference? He probably saw the display and assumed they were all under attack by a pack of tiny vicious bears and then did what any Doberman would in that situation: massacre the lot of them. He should get a medal... or a biscuit. He'd probably like a biscuit better. 16 Responses To "Give Him a Break; He Ain't Nothing But a Hound Dog!"
Since the bear belonged to the Big E, you gotta figure that even after 35 years it still smelled of bacon grease and peanut butter. What dog could resist that, especially a British dog? Have you seen the food they eat over there? #2 - Posted by: Chris on August 3, 2006 09:11 AMSee Barney. See the bears. See Barney savage the bears. Bad Barney. A museum with a teddy bear display is like a hotdog stand with sprouts on the menu. I love that dog! He has more sense than the idiot curator. The only way I'd love that dog more is if he'd chew the curator up and leave his bits all over the floor. "Yes, I'm the curator of the 'teddy bears of the rich a dead' exhibit and there's the beastly canine that gnarfaaaaaaaaaargh!" QED #5 - Posted by: Gunga on August 3, 2006 09:56 AMDidn't Elvis have a top 50 hit with Teddy Bear? #6 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on August 3, 2006 09:57 AMAfter attacking the Teddy Bear, the dog lunged toward Elvis's closet and was diverted just before stepping on his Blue Suede shoes. Then, excited by the sounds of Viva Las Vegas playing over the PA system, he peed on the famous Jailhouse Rock, which was once used as a doorstop at the Heartbreak Hotel, which is in The Ghetto. The dog whined as he was dragged away, "Don't be cruel..." #7 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on August 3, 2006 10:29 AMThat's what they get for trying to use Chomps as a "guard dog." He should get a medal... or a biscuit. He'd probably like a biscuit better. The museum folks would certainly be less likely to try to pin the biscuit on him. #9 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on August 3, 2006 11:31 AMSilicon V. Jim - anyone stupid enough to turn a dog loose in a room full of chew toys is stupid enough to try to pin a biscuit on a dog. #10 - Posted by: Gunga on August 3, 2006 01:21 PMBrit dog, hmmm? Guess we know where he lies on the Elvis vs. The Beatles debate. #11 - Posted by: El Santo on August 3, 2006 03:01 PMthat's a dog i could like. could he destroy all Elvis recordings while he's at it? i'd give him a whole bushel of biscuits. #12 - Posted by: sarahk on August 3, 2006 03:03 PMsarahk - G_d love you, are you still mad about Kelly Pickler getting a recording contract or what? #13 - Posted by: Gunga on August 3, 2006 03:10 PMThese were all "vintage" teddy bears . . . you don't know where they've been or what's been done on 'em.
"Silicon V. Jim - anyone stupid enough to turn a dog loose in a room full of chew toys is stupid enough to try to pin a biscuit on a dog." That tore me up! Quite a visual there. #15 - Posted by: tomlynk on August 4, 2006 10:45 PMLOL at least nine funny comments, best readers anywhere read IMAO, period. #16 - Posted by: DohXs on August 5, 2006 03:23 PMPost a comment
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