August 07, 2006
Fun Trivia
What happens if Mel Gibson's blood alcohol level gets to 0.18?
He starts ranting about how "Shoes are responsible for all the wars in the world."
What happens when Ted Kennedy's alcohol blood level gets to 0.18?
He starts ranting about how windmills are invading his back yahhhd.
Hmmm, shoes eh? Perhaps the shoes are to blame.
Chews are responsible for all the wars in the world? Charleston Chews? Dog Chews? Starburst fruit Chews? (are those for gays?) If they are, gays may have some comlicity in all the wars too!
Shoooooooooos!
They have no soles.
I've always been suspicious about shoes. They're just not like other things you wear, like socks and underwear. Why do they insist on being different? Is that legal?
Do shoes think they're superior? Did I hear that shoes consider themselves chosen by G-d? That means superior, right?
And has it ever been cleared up, exactly what role shoes played in the death of Jesus?
Jesus was a Shoe yet he wore sandals. What gives?
Stumble It!
