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August 07, 2006
Giving Islam a Bad Name
Posted by Frank J. at 02:02 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (9)

A lot of people have suggested that perhaps the religion of Islam is at fault for all the terrorism, murder, and hatred that has come out of the Middle East. I think that's painting things with too broad a brush, though. Now, while Islam is a common theme among the terrorists and murderers in the Middle East, I noticed something else similar. Of all the terrorists willing to kill themselves to kill innocent civilians, of all the families that cheered when a female member was murdered by her own brother for being raped, and all those obsessed with death in the Middle East, they were all Muslims.

That's right; you can look it up. The problem with Islam seems to be Muslims. Now, I'm not sure in regards to the timeline if the rise of Islam in terrorism correlates directly to the increase of Muslims in the Islamic religion, but there certainly seems to be some correlation Islamic terrorism and Muslims that should be further investigated. Maybe it's time Islam purge itself of Muslims and start to regain some stature in the world.

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9 Responses To "Giving Islam a Bad Name"

Hey, I got an idea!
What if they all became scientologists like tom cruise and devoted their time and money to whatever it is that Tom Cruise does in that wacky cult of his...
or... they start an anti-scientology cult and be-head all the scientology infidels in the name of what ever god they make up to follow... they could call him 'Allah' or something...
just an idea...

#1 - Posted by: nwospokesman on August 7, 2006 03:26 PM

Scientologist have been accused of only a handful of murders, so it is an idea...

#2 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 7, 2006 03:27 PM

We could always behead the Mullahs and Missionaries for Islam since they are apparently recruiting the kind of nut cases who take pleasure in beheading others, or replace the Islamic ones with Quakers since they know how to be peaceful. Pretty soon they would all lay down their arms and go home.

#3 - Posted by: Writer on August 7, 2006 04:15 PM

Maybe they can oust the Muslims and take in the Irish. The Irish have always gotten along with other religions.

#4 - Posted by: captamerica on August 8, 2006 07:28 AM

Frank, this idea was "editorial" worthy, why didn't you expound??? Talk 100.3 needs you man, they aren't funny enough!!

#5 - Posted by: shimauma on August 8, 2006 08:33 AM

shimauma,
I was thinking of doing this as an editorial, but didn't feel I had enough material.

#6 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 8, 2006 08:36 AM

That's either one of the funniest post you've done lately or the truest I'm not sure.

#7 - Posted by: RipRip on August 8, 2006 02:12 PM

Bah! Perhaps there should be a Fatwah against Muslims being members of Islam.
---------------------------------------

Mullah Imamadude: "You must kill any Muslim who defiles Islam! Then, whenever you look in the mirror you shall see a true and faithful believer! See? Here, look in this mirror."

Achmar: (Peering into mirror) "Aaaaiieee! A defiler of Islam! You must die!" BLAM! -thud-

Mullah Imamadude: "By the goat's beard! What has he done? What did he see?" (Peering into mirror) "Aaaaiieee! A defiler of Islam! You must die!" BLAM! -thud-

#8 - Posted by: Infidel Castrol on August 8, 2006 07:07 PM

Frank: "I was thinking of doing this as an editorial, but didn't feel I had enough material."

That's never stopped you before! Come on, do it! Make an editorial!

#9 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on August 9, 2006 10:34 AM
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