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August 08, 2006
Why I Support the IDF
Besides, of course, the fact that they kill terrorists, there are 3 good reasons: Girls with guns
Girls without guns
Girls-on-girls without guns
And here's a good reason to actually join the IDF
You're not "groping", you're just "checking to make sure her weapon is secure". Anyway, here's plenty more reasons to love the IDF. 19 Responses To "Why I Support the IDF"
Uuuuhm...where is the recruiting office? #1 - Posted by: Gunga on August 8, 2006 11:31 AMNow I know where I am taking my next vacation! Thank god I am a half jew! Or as my African Gray Congo Parrot calls me... JOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (really... no joke. She says that to me whenever I come in the door, the room, or whenever she looks at me. you thought it was funny about Mel Gibson's Anti-Semetic Parrot, I literally have one!) But I digress... Thanks for the linky! Now, excuse me while I whip this out! #2 - Posted by: Jay on August 8, 2006 11:50 AMmy eyes deceive me! #3 - Posted by: Hawk on August 8, 2006 12:37 PMGirls 'n' guns. Or, to be more precise, women and weapons. My kind of pr0n! Me likey! #4 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on August 8, 2006 12:40 PMIDF Gone Wild! I love it. Someone please tell them I need to be interrogated... #5 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 8, 2006 01:25 PMJust what I needed to take my mind off that picture of Cindy Sheehan that I saw yesterday. #6 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on August 8, 2006 03:20 PMAnother reason for that Beirut woman to start crying her head off. "Allah, why did Ahmed become a Jew when he saw those harlots?" #7 - Posted by: Kay on August 8, 2006 05:23 PMGirls Gone Wild, IDF style? I'd buy it. I never get tired of these hotties. Bah! We surrender. Send us your elite IDF Amazon Brigade at once. We demand interogation. And cigars. Ok, skip the cigars. But send plenty of interogation. #9 - Posted by: Infidel Castrol on August 8, 2006 06:53 PMJooooo chicks in military garb...I'm in! #10 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 8, 2006 07:21 PMThis is pretty goddamm revolting. This is a military that is currently killing tens and even hundreds of innocent civilians every day. Those of you who think exclusively with your dick, go ahead and jiz over this shit, the rest of us get one more reason to really start disliking the IDF and everything it stands for. #11 - Posted by: Cougar on August 8, 2006 08:13 PMJust one more reason to LOVE the IDF. Hopefully a long night of love, with several of their squad mates. Femmes and Firearms. Nothing Sexier! #12 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 8, 2006 08:53 PM"...killing tens and even hundreds of innocent civilians every day." That's very true, Coog. They're not all easy going & fair, like hezbollah. Did you know that the Katyusha rockets they lob into Israel are designed to hit only adults? You should petition the IDF to use those rockets instead... Cougar needs a hug. #13 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 8, 2006 10:44 PM[Porn fantasy comment moved to The Museum. Keep it PG13, folks] #15 - Posted by: Mohamed on August 9, 2006 08:22 AM"..the rest of us get one more reason to really start disliking the IDF and everything it stands for." Hot chicks is a reason to dislike the IDF? Why would hot chicks give you one more reason? Unless you hate hot chicks. Especially hot JOOOOOish chicks. #16 - Posted by: IllinoisRepublican on August 9, 2006 09:56 AM"Hot chicks is a reason to dislike the IDF? Why would hot chicks give you one more reason? Unless you hate hot chicks. Especially hot JOOOOOish chicks." That is unless Cougar is a Homo anti-semite. Actually, I think he thinks he is Pro-Semite because he got it confused with pro-Semen. #17 - Posted by: Jay on August 9, 2006 11:21 AMYum! :) #18 - Posted by: Robert on August 9, 2006 12:54 PMThis kinda dwarfs Mr. Shiny. LOL #19 - Posted by: Robert on August 9, 2006 01:00 PMPost a comment
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