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August 10, 2006
Security
Posted by Laurence Simon at 01:58 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (11)

Q: What will prohibiting hair gel, liquid soap, shampoo, and other gel-based toiletries do to stop airline terrorism?

A: By banning basic grooming products only the French will fly, and they'll surrender quickly to Air Marshals.

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11 Responses To "Security"

and then the Frogs will join the other side.

#1 - Posted by: Jane on August 10, 2006 02:09 PM

Touche

#2 - Posted by: Scott R on August 10, 2006 02:14 PM

HAHAHAA I love your humor so much.

And all the employees at the Gates can smell the French travlers before they are within 100 feet.

#3 - Posted by: Wild Thing on August 10, 2006 02:18 PM

Don't be so hard on the French. They've always been there for us when they needed us. Old, I know, but I feel better now.

#4 - Posted by: mudshark on August 10, 2006 02:21 PM

May God bless you abundantly for making me laugh. 'Sall I can say right now.

#5 - Posted by: Muslihoon on August 10, 2006 03:52 PM

Why do these things always seem to happen just days before I have to fly? I mean, 9/11, the United Airlines incident where I almost got blacklisted, and then this? Seriously, if I didn't have to get somewhere, I would have already done quit flyin'.

I think we need to get some Star Trek engineers working on a transporter, or whatever they called it in that show. (I think it was transporter. My brother thinks it was something else... Someone throw me a bone here!)

Anyway. Shame on Chertoff.

#6 - Posted by: Jay on August 10, 2006 04:20 PM

Sacre Bleu! Dat ees not funnay, you tewwible American Jooo. I weesh a thousand stale croissants upon your head.

#7 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 10, 2006 06:08 PM

I pretty much agree with your analysis; however, I think you forgot the fact that the French depend on their hair gel more than any other country. The absense of any hair enhancement products will result in a decreased use of air travel by the french, (and their allies, american-left or otherwise) while the rest of us will use the airlines with new vigor.

I hope this clears things up a bit.

#8 - Posted by: Ben on August 10, 2006 07:34 PM

Revelation 2:9. I know thy tribulation and thy poverty: but thou art rich. And thou art blasphemed by them that say they are Jews and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
Scio tribulationem tuam et paupertatem tuam sed dives es et blasphemaris ab his qui se dicunt Iudaeos esse et non sunt sed sunt synagoga Satanae

#9 - Posted by: marrano on August 11, 2006 08:33 AM

al'right marrano, I'm clueless as to how a verse from Revelations talking about Hollywood Jews has anything to do with stinky French people. And how does posting it in a foreign language make it any more related??

#10 - Posted by: shimauma on August 11, 2006 01:05 PM

Shim, point of correction. The book is Revelation. As in, "The Revelation of St. John the Divine.

It was a single Revelation with many component parts. ;-) /pedantry

#11 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 13, 2006 12:38 PM
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