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August 14, 2006
Me Hugo! Me Run Venezuela!
Is it just me, or is Hugo Chavez look like just some big dumb thug?
I can see this guy being the dumb muscle for a smarter dictator, but running a country? Come on! Anyway, it seems like he's aspiring to be a Castro henchman (here he is holding an odd phallic symbol for Castro). I could see that working for him. "You anger Fidel! Hugo smash!" Anyway, Bush should have a meeting with Hugo and punch him right in his big, dumb, ape face because that's how we treat thugs in America. Thugs may push people around in other countries, but here we push thugs around. Also, punching Hugo Chavez in the face could help Bush's approval ratings; it would be pretty impossible to harm it, at least. 29 Responses To "Me Hugo! Me Run Venezuela!"
It's not just you. #1 - Posted by: Cary from Houston on August 14, 2006 02:09 PMDoes anyone else think he kinda looks like a fat kos? Is Kos really Hugo Chavez? Is that master plan of Venezuela? I'm gonna get my gun just in case #2 - Posted by: kj on August 14, 2006 02:18 PMYou people are fucking crazy. You and the "Thoseshirts" people need to read... something other than Anne Coulter. Fuck you you stupid sons of bitches. I hope you burn in hell you crazy fucks. Fuck, Ronald Reagan. His throat looks like a vagina. #3 - Posted by: James Assload on August 14, 2006 02:37 PMMr. Assload needs his bottle, a binkie, and a big ol' nap. Someone's getting cranky... #4 - Posted by: vootie on August 14, 2006 02:42 PMWhere are these trolls coming from? I'm starting to feel like I need to lay down same Raid traps. #5 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 14, 2006 02:43 PMWhen I grow up, I'm gonna have trolls, too! #6 - Posted by: Acme Anvil Co. on August 14, 2006 03:00 PMYou have previously requested new and better trolls and advice on how to recruit them to the site. This guy & Babs are apparently the best the left has to offer. Sad. #7 - Posted by: P.J. on August 14, 2006 03:00 PMIf you're tired of low, quality, standard grade trolls that invade every political humor site on the web, you've come to the right place. At TrollFit.com, we match webmasters to the kind and quantity of troll that best matches their particular troll and troll-post needs. At TrollFit.com, we know that you have a choice in trolls, and we want to become your exclusive troll supplier. Please contact me at your earliest convenience for information on how to join our TrollExchange program, where you and other webmasters can make $$$ on improved troll activity! Thank you, Keith Troll How does Mr.Assload (am I spelling that correctly?) even know what a vagina looks like? #9 - Posted by: HKPistole on August 14, 2006 03:42 PMI heard that the Republicans are going to lose super bad in the midterms. One sign is that Loserman just got defeated very badly in the primary? Is this true? Are the Republicans about get trounced because so many people are angry the administration from being so dumb and wasting all our money? What happened to the fiscally conservative Republicans. I miss them. :-( Why did they leave and let these new bad oogly publicans spend all of our money and get into debt with China? :-( Why!! :-( #10 - Posted by: WhereRTheFiscalPeeps on August 14, 2006 03:53 PMCoupons Keith, we demand coupons!! Maybe offering something equipped with automatic spell-check. Hugo looks like a cast member from "Grease". #11 - Posted by: shimauma on August 14, 2006 03:55 PMActually, the guy looks like a little dumb thug. Ever seen him standing up? The guy's like 3' 2"...he's a freakin' dwarf...not that there's anything wrong with that. And would everybody stop picking on the mentally challenged trolls?...I mean Please?!? The guy is obviously off his meds. He mentions two right wing icons, Coulter and Reagan...and of the two Reagan makes him think of vaginas? How sick is that? #12 - Posted by: Gunga on August 14, 2006 04:01 PMAre these the "cut-and-paste" troll variety? Because nothing they mentioned seems to have anything to do with the post. Anyway, I find it funny that Li'l Hugo is trying his best Big Bad Dictator act, but the only alliances he's managed to scrounge up are tiny countries I've never heard of until he mentioned them. I think he's compensating for the fact he wasn't mentioned in W's classic "Axis of Evil" roll call. #13 - Posted by: El Santo on August 14, 2006 04:18 PMI am beginning to miss MFL, at least there was a "Quality Troll" who could actually argue a point and spell. The new ones can't be any better than third -rate/grade Trolls. #14 - Posted by: Writer on August 14, 2006 05:02 PMHe looks like he rides the short bus. Hugo looks like that Big dude in Happy Gilmore and that one Bond movie. I think it was Moonraker and his name was LockJaw or something. He had shiny metal teeth. Only hugo is an agry midget with a Napoleon Complex. #16 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 14, 2006 07:39 PMRichard Kiel? Naw... that dude's got the makings of being an awesome dictator. #17 - Posted by: El Santo on August 14, 2006 08:43 PMYou've got it all wrong. Look at him, he's got the classic features: pointy nose and ears. Rumors has it he even used to live under a bridge! So, our current troll infestation is probably due to his minions taking offense to our mocking their lord and master. He looks like a thug yes, but I think that in prison, he'd be that thug that gets his ham ridden all the time. #20 - Posted by: midgardsormen on August 15, 2006 04:11 AMOkay, so Chavez get's grilled for his looks, and Bolton doesnt. Wow, love of Republican balls really is blind. #21 - Posted by: Babs on August 15, 2006 04:57 AM//Chavez get's grilled for his looks, and Bolton doesnt. // Hell no babs, you whore of mohammed, Bolton has the **'STACHE** which had superpowers of intimidation, unlike the frankenface of mr. hugo. What do you care? Or do you have issues with people making light of dorky looking gnomes? #22 - Posted by: shimauma on August 15, 2006 08:54 AM"Okay, so Chavez get's grilled for his looks, and Bolton doesnt. Wow, love of Republican balls really is blind." Fine... Michael Bolton looks kind of gay, doesn't he? #23 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on August 15, 2006 10:16 AMYes, Bob, you're right, John Bolton does look a lot like Jeffrey Dahmer. #24 - Posted by: Babs on August 15, 2006 10:51 AMFrankJ: I am no fan of Hugo Chavez, but this is the best you could do in finding a photo to make fun of him? He actually doesn't look too bad in this picture. Strong but reasonable. He does not look like the man he is, a leader who is driving his country into the ground with authoritarian crackdowns on civil liberties, arrogant foreign policies and economy destroying domestic initiatives (hmmm, reminds me of another world leader. Wonder who?) Now, if you want to see a scary picture, check out the guy in the photo on the top left of this website . He looks awful -- like a right-wing samurai wannabe you deludes himself in thinking he can write worth a damn. Of course, as the photo of Chavez demonstrates, you should never judge a book by its cover, right? Peace, Monkey Faced Liberal P.S. When are you going to remove the links to your "fan clubs" FrankJ? They haven't seen any activity since last year. Kinda of embarrassing to keep them up, don't you think?
//P.S. When are you going to remove the links to your "fan clubs" FrankJ? They haven't seen any activity since last year. Kinda of embarrassing to keep them up, don't you think?//
Go home to your mother if she'll have you, you mfl scum... #26 - Posted by: shimauma on August 15, 2006 01:09 PMMFL, Shut your seed-hole and go back to the kiddie table. You need some manners, little boy, because you should know better than to try to correct your betters on things you know nothing about. So, you infantile colostomy bag, go to the corner and stay there until you can learn that children should be seen and not heard. P.S. Still waiting for you to get that World History book to read so you can learn what facts are and maybe have a leg to stand on. War and Victory you used Masengil container. I don't know why, but that picture made me think of Sloth from The Goonies. #28 - Posted by: kya on August 15, 2006 05:31 PMPost a comment
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