Hey! Not all Muslims are out to get us!

Just the poorly drawn ones.

All passenger should be secured around the neck to ensure safety during flight.

Use the uni-knot ... It won't slip!
http://www.fish4fun.com/Lines_to_Tackle.htm

Stop stealing Ted Rall's intellectual property!

Actually, this looks kind of fun. Makes me wish I was poorly drawn.

Ducky, you need to apply for a government grant to develop this idea, maybe study the best type rope to use, best knots, how does the airspeed factor in, that kind of thing.

If retarded liberals can get grants to claim increased cricket chirping is a sign of global warming, dammit, your idea should be a shoe-in!

Bah! Capitalist swine! Can you do nothing right? The ropes are around their ankles and waists! You should have tied the nooses around their necks! Redraw the second episode of this at once!

(And add tails. Anyone knows that all good kites need tails to keep them from spinning out of control. We don't want them to get sick, do we? They might sue the airlines!

On second thought.

Just tie on some ACLU lawyers too.)

What happened to the trackback feature, Frank J.?

Then there is the dehydrated passenger trick

LB,
Wish I knew. It just broke some odd months ago.

Would liberals support this if the airlines promised to use organic hemp ropes?

How about we make all Muslims fly on the same plane? With a Muslim pilot. And crew. Go ahead, fellas, blow it up. We don't care.

Retread, and only let them fly around cities filled wth muslims?

Forgot that little incident with the planes, the twin buildings and the 5 sided military building did we?

Blowing up planes isn't the only use they have for them these days.

Question:
Since most Muslim extremists insist that all of us need to live in the 14th century why are they even flying on airplanes. Mohammed didn't fly on planes, therefore planes must be evil, therefore a good Muslim who wants to get his 72 virgins should not be anywhere near an airplane.

They did have camels I believe at this time, and caravans. Extremists could blow up camel caravans out in the desert. That would be effective and give them something to destroy (since a day without destruction and maiming is like a day without sunshine to these people)

Bah!

Remember those .049 gasoline model airplanes that many had as children? The ones that were attached on two strings and were flown controlled by a simple finger control? You spun on your feet as the plane went around and around you? Then in a fit of gleeful laughter you smashed the plane into the ground and blamed it on your little brother?

Think big, gentlemen.

Our junta is constructing just such a device for one of our ultra modern Soviet ANT-6's as we speak for the remaining members of our "peace-loving" workers should they wish to attempt to flee our worker's paradise. Even if they do not wish to flee we intend to see that they are on the plane.

Now all we need is a pivot man. Perhaps Proletariat Babs is available?

A noose. The noose is the only acceptable knot for said program. Sturdy and reliable, and damned easy to tie.

Be sure to loop 13 times so you get that nice clean break after take-off too!

I love the sound of Cracked Vertebrae in the Morning. Sounds like victory!

capitalist swine! you are suppose to be using the rope to hang yourself as I predicted and you waste it on this? how are my decendants (democrats) going to work with you if you keep acting like children...
Stalin

Hey, what are those terrorists doing attached to the shuttle? I want to go to space before they start taking terrorists.