One dead terrorists means more air for the rest of us.

eh, maybe that sounds too extreme, maybe I should tone it down a bit.

One dead terrorist means more air for me.

I heart dead terrorists

(New T-Shirt idea!)

"One man's dead terrorist is another man's garbage."

"I support terrorism (against the terrorists)"

"Kill them all and let Allah sort them out."

"Too many @#$%ers, not enough bullets."

and my least favorite:

"Mr. Terrorist... I have a gift for you... 72 VIRGINS!"

How about:

"Everytime a terrorist takes a breath, God kills a kitten."

"Terrorism is just short for bomb fodder"

"Caves are for bears, not terrorists. Please, think of the bears."

"I would prefer 1 whore who knows what she is doing to 72 virgins who don't."

It's all too clear we can never coincide, so let's all drink to genocide!

Only you can prevent terrorism! Kill a terrorist today.

I'd like to teach the world to kill, terrorists today.

Killing a terrorist never means having to say you're enslaved

The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist

Walk softly and carry a big stick-to kill terrorists with

"Durka durka! Die! Die!"

Get these mother@#$%'n terrorists off the mother@#$%'n planet!

The appropriate response to terrorism is overwhelming firepower.

A quote from Say Uncle, "Why can't we all get a long gun." (To kill terrorists, of course.)

Support the U.S. Military
Where killing terrorists is Job 1!

Dead terrorists: they're what's for breakfast.

With dead terrorists, terror rests.

Every time a 50cal rings a terrorist gets his wings.

FrankJ:

Here are a few suggestions:

"Dumb-asses love to create simplistic slogans rather than actually deal with complex or difficult poltical issues."

Accurate, but not very catchy, is it?

How about "Kill, Kill, Kill the others, cause that will solve everything!"

The good thing about this slogan is you can substitute in for "others" particular people or things you are afraid of at the time-- Muslims, immigrants, liberals, gays, etc -- whenever you feel the need.

Feel free to use it.

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

P.S. By the way, did you read today's excellent column written by that noted left-wing nutjob, George Will, on the wars in the Middle East?

I especially liked this paragraph!

"This farrago of caricature and non sequitur makes the administration seem eager to repel all but the delusional. But perhaps such rhetoric reflects the intellectual contortions required to sustain the illusion that the war in Iraq is central to the war on terrorism, and that the war, unlike "the law enforcement approach," does "work."

Uh oh. Sounds to me like the Willster is calling out Iraq War supporters like you, FrankJ! Are you going to stand for that?

G.Will better watch out! I expect to see FrankJ use smack him down in an upcoming post, like he did Greenwald when he suggested he wear a funny hat!

That was harsh dude!

Why is it everytime I read a post from MFL, I feel like I need a penicilin shot?

"Dead Terrorists?"

"Kill a jihadi for Mommy"

"Choose dead terrorists"

"Don't sell a cell to a living terrorist" (a button Wal-Mart & Sam's Club employees wear)

"We don't need no stinking alive terrorists"

"Look at the living terrorists. Kill 'em a lot."

"Don't feed the alive terrorists" (a slogan to be adopted by the UN food relief agencies)

Rick:

"Why is it everytime I read a post from MFL, I feel like I need a penicilin shot?"

Hmm. Here is an idea why.

My posts lead you to realize that you have deluded yourself into supporting a war that has resulted in the death of over 2,500 U.S. soliders and the expenditure of hundreds of billions of tax dollars, yet has made the U.S. less secure rather than more secure.

This realization leads you to be so disgusted with yourself that you feel sick.

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

Great post Frank J. Best ever.

How about Nothing Says I Love You Like Dead Terrorists?

2,500 losses are acceptable casualties.

"Don't let terrorist nuke us of biblical proportion, let's kill them and say it's a retroactive abortion!"

Man, everybody stole my ideas. D'oh! Seriously, some of these are friggin' gems. You'll make a killing on T-shirt sales...or was that the idea?

MFL,

George Will is entitled to his positions, but I'm not required to agree simply because I'm generally on the same side of the aisle. Like Bill Buckley on the same issue, his arguments do not persuade me. So, na-nana-na-na!

MFL,
Why do Lefties refer to Opinion Writers rather than subject-matter experts for opinions? George Will has no expertise that would make him better than anyone else on this subject. It is like quoting Juan Cole on politics-nothing whatever to do with his degree.

MFL-

You brilliance has made me see the light. Now I understand. I must have been crazy to not realize that the lives of 2500 soldiers is far too high a price to pay to protect our freedoms. We should be trying to understand the jihadis, not trying to kill them. Their attacks against us are for our own good. They help us to see what a corupt and horrible society we really are. I've just been in denial this whole time. The only reason they're attacking us is because they knew if they did, that we would counter attck. That means their attacks are really just a form of self defense against the aggression of a brutal and imperialistic country dominated by the evil Chimpy McHitler. And it's wrong of us to be concerned about the Iranians aquiring nuclear weapons because they have just as much right to them as we have. Why, if we REALLY wanted peace, we would share our nukes with them, because sharing is caring. If we show them that we care, then maybe they'll spare some of us. And the millions of dead glowing Americans will simply be a judgement against us for not being as smart and enlighted as you. But that won't happen to me now, because you've shown me the way. Thank you for your glorious teachings, my master.

@#$%ing tool.

Turgidson:

"2,500 losses are acceptable casualties."

2,500 deaths might be acceptable in a conflict that made the U.S. more secure, or at the very least served to support and further U.S. vital interests.

As part of a war that was
- sold on false pretenses,
- poorly planned and executed, and that - has only served to weaken U.S. security and hurt U.S. vital interests,
2,500 U.S. deaths (and counting) are not "acceptable."

They are a tragedy.

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

P.S. "Casualties" generally includes wounded and dead. With more than 18,000 wounded in Iraq, we have 20,000+ casualties.

Why do you make fun of me and Babs?

They don't make fun of us at our special school.

We even get a special, shorter bus to ride in.

We're SPECIAL, don't you get it?

SPECIAL!

Hail Satan,

Monkey Faced Liberal

"If you weren't killed by a terrorist today, thank a Marine!" (if you were, thank an MFL)

While I don't agree with MFL on everything, s/he at least is a breath of fresh air from the rather intelligible liberal post we've had of late.

USMC: specializing in Muslim Terrorist extermination since 1805.

//P.S. "Casualties" generally includes wounded and dead. With more than 18,000 wounded in Iraq, we have 20,000+ casualties.

Posted by: Monkey Faced Liberal on August 15, 2006 03:46 PM //

What the mfl critter won't acknowledge is the large amount of these were caused by...D'OH!...TERRORISTS!!! and when the mfl tries to come back with "terrorist wouldn't be there if our soldiers weren't there" then I'd have to reiterate the mass graves of Saddam Hussein's regime while he was training...D'OH!!...TERRORISTS!!

Of course the mfl critter won't be happy until it's 18,000-24,000 US Americans, preferably caucasian middle class traditional families at the mall or at church.

As a Californian, I get better lefty-trolls than MFL for free with my breakfast cereal.

Lower my taxes till they are so low they crush the terrorists.

Terrorists: We behead more infidels before 8 AM, than an abortion 'doctor' does all day.

Hey MFL,

"As part of a war that was
- sold on false pretenses,
- poorly planned and executed, and that - has only served to weaken U.S. security and hurt U.S. vital interests,
2,500 U.S. deaths (and counting) are not "acceptable." "

Number one: Not false pretenses... Bush told us we were gonna go and get Saddam... We did. Who cares what package it came in??!

Number two: Poorly planned and executed? Jesus! It was the fastest most brilliantly executed invasion in the history of warfare. It wasn't until after the @#$%ing Dicklesscrats got involved in the n'er-do-well backstabbing that the whole war effort shifted. Once politicians get involved in any war, the equation shifts. Once people like John Kerry, who by the way served in Vietnam, and John Murtha, who by the way was also a "cold blooded killer" in Vietnam got involved instead of letting the Generals do their job, that's when everything went bad.

So, to recap (are you listening, my little monkey?):

Not false pretenses, just packaged for your convenience. Not poorly planned (the planning, which I was involved in, was MONTHS in the making) and not poorly executed (did I say fasted, most brutal invasion EVER?).

So, yes, 2,500 is a small price to pay. I nearly lost my life and got me a REAL purple heart (not like that splinter-in-the-eye John Kerry) and I have lost (to date) 22 friends in combat.

We all know what we are doing when we sign up. There is no draft... this is an all volunteer army. Duh. That, and we are all proud to serve and, if need be, die for our country. I'd do it all over again, as would ALL 2500 that have died doing what is right.

Suck on that a' one time!

Meh!

Oops... Hey MFL, if you are looking for a vent, that anon post was from me, Jay.

Vent, but it won't work.

I have more brilliance, reasoning and expertise in one of my pubic hair than you and all your MFL buddies combined (to include BABS)

OUT

BeemerEater:

USMC: specializing in Muslim Terrorist extermination since 1805.

Posted by: BeemerEater on August 15, 2006 04:03 PM"

Hate to break it to you, but the Marines were formed on November 10, 1775, only 5 months after the Army.

To paraphrase one of our favorite characters here, Donald Rumsfeld: "Terrorists: the only question left is whether to gut you with a dull or sharp spoon."

Spacemonkey - HAhahahahaaaaa! Way to throw gas on a fire!

Egad, Rick!! Now you're channeling my congress critter, Peace Moonbeam, better known as Dennis Kucinich!! (As if living in Cleveland wasn't punishment enough, I gotta have Dennis "representing" me!!)

Better get that penicillin quickly!!!

Dead terrorist...the other white meat.

Rick-

"I must have been crazy to not realize that the lives of 2500 soldiers is far too high a price to pay to protect our freedoms."

No, you were and are crazy to think that those soldiers’ deaths in Iraq have helped protect "our freedoms."

"We should be trying to understand the jihadis, not trying to kill them."

We should attack them when we need to, and otherwise seek to weaken them and contain them. Most importantly, strengthen our defenses against them, in order to prevent them from attacking us.

In addition, we should try and show them (and more importantly, those that sympathize and influence them) why our ideas regarding government, nation and society are better than theirs.

It will take a long time, but I think it will work. Just as it did to Communism under that notorious dickless left-wing appeaser, Ronald Reagan.

Of course, understanding them might help somewhat in this regard. Knowing, for instance, there there are two major sects of Islam
might be a good idea.

"Their attacks against us are for our own good. They help us to see what a corrupt and horrible society we really are."

No, their attacks against us are the flayings of an archaic political/religious ideology that (accurately) sees itself mortally threatened by Western democracy.

However, it will eventually fail, since it cannot create and sustain states that provide their people with the same benefits as our ideology does in this day and age (see Iran).

The best way to deal with the violent "death throes" of this ideology is through law-enforcement and good intelligence -- not waging war in Iraq -- as pointed out by George Will. As well as the war of ideas I pointed to before.

It might take decades, if not longer, before its death throes cease and it finally ceases to be a major concern. But, like Communism, the ideology is doomed to failure.

"I've just been in denial this whole time."

Agreed. You have.

"And it's wrong of us to be concerned about the Iranians acquiring nuclear weapons because they have just as much right to them as we have."

When did I say that we shouldn't be concerned about the Iranians acquiring nuclear weapons? I am concerned about it. Heck, so is Howard Dean.

That doesn't mean we should invade Iran. Sometimes war is not the best method to solve a concern.

By the way, thanks Rick. I was unsure from your quick little post if you were truly an ignorant, stupid little wingnut.

Your poor attempt at a sarcastic follow-up has removed all my doubt regarding the matter.

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

"Dead terrorists make baby MFL cry."

ADOPT A TERRORIST!
If you find a terrorist or someone you think might be a terrorist follow them and if you are correct shoot them or call the marines they will handle it for you.

"If you support choice, then you'll support the choice to smite terrorists.

Jay:

I respect your service to our country, and am saddened that you were injured in that service.

That said, you are deluding yourself.

-Misleading a country into a war isn't convenient. It is a travesty.

-The "invasion" might have been "fast" as you say. But "the war" was still poorly planned and executed, as demonstrated by the fact that it did not secure its major objective -- installing a stable, democratic regime in Iraq.

Rumsfeld wanted to do the war on the cheap, and it bit us in the ass.

To be honest, I think even a better planned and executed war would have failed to prevent the all of the chaos we are seeing in Iraq right now.

That was the problem with the planning and execution of the war -- not that it did not get rid of Saddam, but that it did not (and perhaps could not) build a stable democratic nation out of a splintered dictatorship, and will most likely slow down, rather than speed up, the spread of democracy in the Middle East.

The simple truth is that, despite the few remaining war supporters’ bluster to the contrary:

-We are not safer today because we invaded Iraq.

-U.S. interests have been hurt from our invasion of Iraq.

Peace,

Monkey Faced Liberal

MFL:

Firstly, I am not deluded... I am quote, uh, luded.

Second, the only travesty is that we didn't get in fast enough... like 12 years faster. And I didn't sign up to instill a government. As Buck the Marine says, "I went to kill me some for'ners." So I do not care if the "war" is all jacked up, but since you are on that subject... It is the Eunuch dicklesscrats that made everything difficult, like limiting our ability to wage a complete war and calling up trumped up charges on troops everytime a soldier fires his weapon. Do you realize that a lot of soldiers were shot waiting to get permission to fire their rifles? All because they were afraid they were going to be prosecuted for self defense? Well, it happens.

I applaud Rummy for wanting to do it on the cheap. If we killed everyone there, we'd save money.

Hell... I am safer because we invaded Iraq. You should feel safer, too... We are safer because now, no one will ever have to look at Uday & Qusay's ugly face again (and soon, Saddam will not have to be looked at anymore either... with all that food in his beard... ugghhh!)

And how have US Interests been affected? I mean really.... there is no way to tell... No one liked us before, no one likes us now... there is no difference.

The truth is, no one will ever like us and I am ok with that.

Oderint dum metuant...

That means "Let them hate, so long as they fear!"

That's my motto...

Now piss off, wanker!

It is things like this that assure me that my speculations on what IMAO stands for are indeed correct.

Ladies, gents, and monkeys, IMAO is a fitting acronym for "In My Asskicking Opinion."

None of this "humble opinion" garbage. Frank Js opinion kicks tail and isn't afraid to say it.

"Dumb-asses love to create simplistic slogans rather than actually deal with complex or difficult poltical issues." -Monkey Face

Heh...they're not as wise as you, whose idea of dealing with complex political issues is to be a troll here. I think you have your own "complex" issues to deal with first.

I'm glad you're back. The other trolls (babs for example) clearly don't have your mental, albeit limited, faculties.

Speaking of trolls here in our "echo chamber" (right, MF? lol!), where's the lofty and vicious weigh-in from babs? I like to read those cursing foolish rants. They reinforce my notions on how deluded and hateful the left is.

>By the way, thanks Rick. I was unsure from your quick little post if you were truly an ignorant, stupid little wingnut.

That's interesting. Your mother didn't have any problem with these wing nuts last night.

Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet.

MFL,

One small problem:

"It might take decades, if not longer, before its death throes cease and it finally ceases to be a major concern. But, like Communism, the ideology is doomed to failure."

Communist Russia didn't think it was ok for the US to kill lots of the people who live there, Islamofascism says that ok. We were actually able to use the fact that we would turn Russia into a radioactive parking lot as a deterent. When the people you are fighting want to die (as long as it kills many infidels), it sort of changes the equation.

MFL.. I thought I told your churlish, lame, douchebag ass to shut up and sit back down at the kiddie table. You don't have the intellectual firepower to take down your betters. This has been proven time and again with your tired, childish posts.

It's very clear that you've not bought that history book I told you to. I know things like facts and reason scre you, but it's really for your own good, you simpering bum boy.

And you really shouldn't post from people who use multi-syllabic words. We know you can't understand them. Hell, I'm amazed your unicellular brain is even keeping you breathing, you anechephalic prick munch.

So, for your own sake, shut your stupid jizz hole, you effeminate, cornholing whore.

War and Victory!
-DesertElephant

"USMC Recommended Terrorist Diet! Only .50 Cal. in every serving!"

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only four to pull the trigger of a nice sniper rifle."

Terrorists - It's what's for target practice!

We'll make great friends of Iranians
if we give them bomb grade uranium.

************************************

Shut up and die while terrorists
murder you with your children :)

Have any of you maniacs posting on this site ACTUALLY killed another human being before. Are YOU on the front line risking being blown up for the convictions that you are spouting on this website. If not then you should probably shut up because your assertions are ludicrous. If however you could "kill a foreigner" in cold blood, then I guess I can't argue with you as you obviously beleive in your convictions. I guess Raping 14 year old girls and setting them on fire is really helping get rid of these "terrorists".

According to MFL, 20,000 would not be injured or dead if we hadn't invaded Iraq (at least that's what's implied by blaming the casualties on the War in Iraq. If he wants to be intellectually honest, he has to concede this, otherwise he's just another dishonest blowhard that is knowingly lying to himself and everyone else).

I call BS. Since he can pretend that nobody would have been killed or injured without the invasion, I'll pretend that millions would have been killed off in attacks - airline, shipping, mall attacks, whatever it takes to get several million deaths.

What do I base this on? Why the same thing MFL bases his WAGs on - nothing but a gut feeling. The two are equally unprovable.

So, MFL, I see your 20,000 and raise you a couple of million. Prove that it could not be. Prove that none of those that are now dead or in Gitmo or fighting in Iraq would never have come here to kill. Also prove that all those dead would be alive in your alternate reality. Your stats require us to believe no attack could happen, which is no different that mine stating that it would. Agree that you are playing "what if" based on nothing more that fantasy. Otherwise, admit your just blowing smoke.

Put up or shut up.

Baboon Faced Lib-

I am 90% certain I have killed another human being, so I suppose I should have some level of credibility with you. I say 90% because, unlike video games, close combat doesn't give you a "score" at the end. All I know is that when the dust settled, I didn't have any new holes in me and the bad guys ran away.

And, by the way, I didn't rape anyone so go pound sand. You sound like a typical 60s hippie draft-dodger shouting "baby killer" at a better man than yourself.

"I guess Raping 14 year old girls and setting them on fire is really helping get rid of these "terrorists"."

I hate to tell you this, BFL, but typically it's the UN troops doing the raping of 14-year-old girls, not U.S. troops.

Gun Nut, I'm borrowing the 42 vs. 4 muscles line, if you don't mind.

Gun Nut. Perhaps when she read about soldiers raping women, she accidentally read US instead of UN, whom the report was really about.

Either that or we are seeing the effects of prolonged Hypoxia on a living human.

Sixth,

JINX!

Rick, Check out the causalities for the Battle of Gettysburg. Today's battles are small change for the freedom we have.

Frank,
I originally went to comments to compliment you on an excellent post, but lost track about half way through comments.

To sum up:

I'm active duty.

I'm a fairly simple man when it comes down to it.

Many people in Iraq, although threatened with death, voted anyway, hoping for a better life.

There are people in Iraq who think it's a good idea to murder innocent civilians to further their political cause.

Those people should be killed (obviously the latter).

Maybe I'm just simple minded and don't understand the nuance of political debate.

phobos-

I know. 7000 killed at Cold Harbor in 20 minutes. Don't mistake my post, I was making fun of a waste of oxygen named MFL, who unlike me, actually believe those things.

Baboon Faced Liberal-

Do you understand that there is a major leap between killing terrorists and raping 14 year old girls? Are you CAPABILE of understanding the difference? Or are you one of those people with a shriveled up moral center of the brain, who sees equivilance between the two?

Upon further review...I shouldn't have gotten serious in comments on a humor piece.

Guys, lighten up. This is a political HUMOR blog. I went to comments, and the first ones were very witty. Then I allowed myself to get drawn into the bile.

My mistake. I don't attack anyone personally in comments since some of the lefties might actually have jobs and therefore contribute to my salary.

That's a light hearted jab. Not meant to hurt, so hope it's not taken so.

Before I ramble on too long...

Brian

Brian the Sailor,

Thank you for your service and don't worry about your comment, it was much more appropriate and interesting than anything by the troll infestation.

As a scientist, I can assure you the value of nuance is overated by a couple of orders of magnitude. Most complicated situations are really driven by a few very simple fundemental forces and only look complicated because we are unable (or unwilling) to look for the proverbial forest amongst all the trees. Nuance is what people invoke when they are too gutless or clueless to face simple truths.

Plain and simple. Islameofascists terrorists use women and children as human shields, a child has much more value dead than alive if a camera is around, it is okay for a muslim to kill thousands of other muslims if they are of a different sect or just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Iraq has held three free elections. Thanks Uncle Sam, the coalition and the prowess of the U.S. soldier. MFL, you have no idea of sacrifice, duty and honor. You may think you're witty and clever with your kool aid inspired posts, but you are typical of the type of person that makes war necessary if not inevitable. Enjoy your freedom and smugness knowing that a brave teenager is putting his life on the line so you can continue to get fat and dull as liberalsim chokes the last vestiges of your sanity. And you are a doo doo head.

"Terrorists=narrowminded retards who hate freedom=mfls with guns"

MFL,
As I posted the other day, some truths cannot be quantified: honor, altruism, love, hatred, belief.
These truths do not have an argument against them that is valid, since the arguments against value judgements are by necessity invalid if not made in the terms of reference the original truths were framed.
This means that a sixth century religion that demands world domination cannot be refuted except in the framework of the same religion. In this case, there is no refutation available within that framework that is valid. Only by rising above that framework and pounding them into the twenty-firast century framework can we get an honest discussion that refutes their arguments.
The result is force them into our world.

Dead Terrorists: When you care enough to send the very best.

Make sure there's a Dead Terrorist under your tree this Christmas- or little Johnny will cry.

Baboon brained liberal - 'scuse me, but who are to suggest to anyone that they shouldn't have an opinion? Oh yeah, you're a liberal. You can't have an idea until someone tells you what it is...and you think that applies to everybody. Bwah=ha-ha-haaa! What an idiot! Have you had a friend or family member murdered by a terorist? I have. Does that give me the right to tell you to shut your ignorant face? No way. It does give me the right to grieve and to suffer the desire for revenge just a tad. It also gives me just a little more moral clarity on this issue than you, G_d willing, will ever know. So when I say that dead terrorists are better than dead Americans...and you get that urge to call me a "maniac"...take a deep breath, then go out back and pound sand up your stupid, judgemental, liberal-idea-chute. Thank-you. Come again.

"Stupid terrorist! You go squish now!"

To add to ZK's excellent Homerism:

"Stupid Terrorist! BE MORE DEAD!"

Man, a lot of simiam poop flying around here. Have a nice day.

Wow. I think I can sum up what the liberals are saying.

"Wah... WAAAHH!!! Maybe if we just try REALLY HARD to love each other, all the mean people will just go away!"

We just need to UNDERSTAND each other.

Well, the fact is, we do understand them. They're stupid @#$%ers who are in desperate need of some emergency lead implants.

MFL actually made a fair point (early on anyway)
"Dumb-asses love to create simplistic slogans rather than actually deal with complex or difficult poltical issues."

Now let's see MFL can recognize the derivation of these simplistic slogans:

Visualize world without terrorists.
It's the terrorism, Stupid.
Terrorism is not a family value.
A Terrorist is a good thing to waste.

I must confess to not having actually killed any terrorists but there aren't too many of them at test depth. Or maybe there aren't enough of them at test depth.

I completely forgot about the slogan:
Terrorists, nobody can kill just one...

Jay:

Hate to break it to you, but the Marines were formed on November 10, 1775, only 5 months after the Army.

You are correct, Jay. However, Marines first engaged Islamic Terrorists (in the form of the Barbary Pirates) in 1805 on "the shores of Tripoli." One thing I know is not to mess with Marine lore!

How about:

A Bullet in Every @#$%er.

Ya'll if you'd just ignore MFL, he'd go away. He only comes here to make you crazy, so the more you react the more powerful he feels. Just ignore any posts that have his or Bab's name and life will be so much sweeter. Unlike terrorist he can't really do anything- a lot of sound and wind signifying nothing

Yeah, but it's fun insulting he/she/it. Great way to vent agression, and I've got a goal. I want to make that little F\/[|

Make that little @#$%ers cry.

See what I get for typing an open Angle Bracket?

HELP WANTED: 72 inexperienced gals looking for reliable, motivated individual to provide quality matchmaking service. Must have strong terrorist-killing skills.

Au Contrair seanmahair,

We will not go away, (although one of us promised to before).

We will not be ignored.

You wingnuts are just too cute when you are mad.

The MFL is gonna rock you.

Hail Chthulu,

Monkey Faced Liberal

Terrorists are big stupid ninnymuggins!

BeemerEater:

Good to go! Thanks, bro!