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August 21, 2006
Because the Olive Garden franchise owner balked at their first idea: Mussolini's Cafe
Q: So what the best thing to eat at Hitler's Cross in Mumbai, India? A: Some people swear by the French Surrender Toast, but there's no better breakfast than their Blintzkrieg... the strawberry filling will conquer your taste buds like Poland! 12 Responses To "Because the Olive Garden franchise owner balked at their first idea: Mussolini's Cafe"
I heard the Gestapo Gaspacho is pretty good for dinner. Bah! Are their Bund-cakes served with fresh squeezed orange joos? #3 - Posted by: Infidel Castrol on August 21, 2006 02:58 PMDamn you Infidel! When dining at Goering's GastHaus,I prefer the waffles SS FormerHostage. The Vichyschwarze is also good, although they always seem to serve it cold. The floor show, featuring Heidi Himmelberger and the Stuttgart Steppers is to die for. Literally. #5 - Posted by: captamerica on August 21, 2006 03:29 PMIt's locs and bagels not locks and beagles. Sometimes translation is so tricky. Someone needs to open a Dog and Shake there, after all Muslims love pork sausage, don't you know. Still, many people in India revere the cow and they have Mac Donalds so, I guess anything goes. #6 - Posted by: seanmahair on August 21, 2006 04:02 PMCap'nA...you should try their eggs-uber-easy! However, don't ever order their oven-baked pizzas...they have a funny taste to them. Now you have done what it is to be done to make me begin to raise my level of anger making. This making sport of the land of my home birth is not right in this the land of my most humble recent movings. It is less than proper to make sport of those less worldish than yourself. I chastise you in this. Thank-you. Come again. #8 - Posted by: Gunga on August 21, 2006 05:24 PM"We are not promoting Hitler. But we want to tell people we are different in the way he was different." Um... this has got to be the most Tragically Humorous line in that whole damned article. Just don't ever accept an invitation to view the kitchen. Especially the ovens. #9 - Posted by: DesertElephant on August 21, 2006 09:46 PMHitler wasn't really evil, he was just misunderstood. #10 - Posted by: Gun Nut on August 22, 2006 07:25 AMYou are all meking vay too much uf dis issue. Ve are nut tryink to take offer der vorld, just corner da cheese blitz, er blintz, market in New Dehli. #11 - Posted by: adolph bitler on August 22, 2006 08:26 AMHere in Dublin, Ireland we have a chain chain called 'Cafe Mao'. Can't see it going down too well with certain asian groups. www.ireland-guide.com/establishment/cafe_mao_dundrum_shopping_centre.5060.html #12 - Posted by: Kel on August 23, 2006 09:10 AMPost a comment
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