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August 23, 2006
Amateur Hour in Terrorism
Well, the good news is that Steve Centanni and his cameraman Olaf Wiig are alive. The bad news is that they were apparently kidnapped by the Palestinian terrorists who were stuck in all the "special" classes at terrorism school. First, it takes more than a week before the "Holy Jihad Brigades" made any contact to the media (Did they spend the whole time trying to figure out how to setup the video camera? Find someone literate enough to write a statement? Get their hands unstuck from a vending machine?). Now, they demand all Muslim prisoners in the U.S. be released in the next 72 hours. Why don't they just demand a complete surrender of all American forces while they're shooting for the moon? Anyway, keep up your prayers for Centanni and Wiig; hopefully the nutters are as unserious in violence as they are in their ransom. 11 Responses To "Amateur Hour in Terrorism"
This just goes to show you that it isn't just the US that's lagging in public education. Unfortunately for the Palestinians, Arafat's "No Jihadist Left Behind" plan fell apart when he died, and now the poor Muslim children have to learn how to commit atrocities on their own. If they could just divert some funds back into their school systems, the suicide bombings and random kidnappings would be at least 30% more effective. This educational crisis really is a world-wide phenomenon. Its sad, really. #1 - Posted by: Knave on August 23, 2006 12:55 PMFrankJ you son of a pig! We at the Holy Jihad Brigade of Carmel California insist that you release Halle Berry to our custody, along with a box of handiwipes. Then you will get back your reporters that are being held by our brothers. Failure to submit to our will may have perilous consequences. Peace be unto Mohammed, and Oscar Meyer the other Jewish prophet. #2 - Posted by: Mustafa Mahndtahugandgiss on August 23, 2006 01:07 PMHey Frank, AlaskaNick, If their fun facts about Osama mention Aquaman, I'm suing. #4 - Posted by: Frank J. on August 23, 2006 01:59 PMI have to take exception with Knave... The truth is, the PA's government run schools are a model for training jihadis around the world. It wasn't until the JOOOS cut the funding for art and music that the mini-jihadis began to suffer from lower creativity and imagination. #6 - Posted by: keith on August 23, 2006 03:03 PMIt's likely that they're as adept at technical engineering as al-Zarqawi was at handling automatic weapons. That's what took 'em so long to respond. Let's hope they get to be united with al-Zarqawi real soon. #7 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 23, 2006 03:21 PM> Why don't they just demand a complete Which is just another example of their technical incompetence. Anybody who knows anything about the moon is aware that merely shooting it would have no noticeable effect. You need to use nukes. #8 - Posted by: Eric James Stone on August 23, 2006 05:11 PMTo Infidel Swine Joooo Lover Frank J at IMAO. We demand that you send us the infidel super hero AquaMan, a case of Trojans (non-lubricated) and a copy of infidel Tom Cruise's latest movie. Once we have "sampled" the goods and are satisfied that no Joooo treachery is involved we will release the infidel FOX reporters... Burka Burka...Ala Akbar #9 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 23, 2006 07:21 PMI too think all Muslim hostages should be released, about 30,000 feet above any and all terrorist training camps. These people make my teeth hurt. Do they really think that holding two people hostage is going to cripple the entire US government? Somebody needs to bring them into the 21st century. Then they need to to take them out of existance, permanetly. We should take them up on the exchange- right after we innoculate each of the vermin/prisoners with pneumococcus. #11 - Posted by: Writer on August 24, 2006 01:12 PMPost a comment
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