Mel's Diner would be the logical way to go, but they may want to tone things down by not using anybody's name. But if they must use someone's name, how about Frisch's Jew Boy.

Bah! How about renaming it "Jelly Fish Cafe "... NO SPINES in any of our staff.

Since when did the chaotic religious/political/crockpot that exists in that region suddenly become 'politically correct' in nature? They just freakin' kill each other... I'm surprised the restaurant wasn't just blown off the planet if there was some "genuine" offense.

Ah... perhaps the Hindu prohibition against killing pest species explains it: A nest of liberals must have been allowed to be established. Is there a CNN office or United Nations post nearby?

How about the "Kill Whitey Cafe"

How about Eichmann's Deli?

Kiss my grits, indeed.

How about Mengeles Drive-in Oven?

Orange Jewliless?

Hymie Hog Heaven.

Hitler: Mine dog has no nose!
Soldier: Vot? How does he schmell?
Hitler: Awful!

How about Democraps' End?
They do not tolerate dissension either- just look at Lieberman.

Pol Pot's Pancake Palace

The Bombay Bistro? Not funny but Kicky...

Iron Maiden?
We put the boots to'em so You don't have to.

Holocaust Revival?
Last meal is Free...

Rabbi's Inn?

The Oven?
We bake our own...

The Shnitzel Place?

The Furnace?
If We can't bake'em no one can...

New Golgotha?
Nailing Anybody since 7 B.C.

The INNquisition?

"NOBODY expects the Spansih Inquisition!!"

Spanish, not Spansih. Damn!

The rain
in Spain
falls mainly on
the Spanish

The Krazy Kurry Kastle (KKK)?
David Duke's Grits-O-Rama?
Torquemada's BBQ?

The DNC
Metzger's Meat Hut
TGIFarrakahns
McRommells

Fatah's Pizza Hudna;
Hummus by Hamas;
Hamburger Yassir's;
The Garden of Nasrallah;
Assad-ominos;
Saddam Hussein International Trattoria;
Ayatollah's Toll House Cookie Joint;
Gulag 'n Goulash;
Chomsky's Chophouse;
St. Pancake's House of Pancakes;
and, after they've eaten too much, they can go to Rafsanjani Craig.

It's like potato chips or beer - each one makes me want more.

Burger King Fahd (or any other descendant of ibn Saud);
Osama’s Omelets;
Kadaffy Taffy;
Nasser’s Jr.;
Al-Aqsa’s Subway that hasn’t been blown up yet;
Atta Burger;
Moussaoui-oni Grill;
Dairy Queen Noor;
Chirac’llbee’s;
A & W Reuters;
Taco Beeb;
The Amanpour House;
al Qaeda con Queso;
Wahhabi-chell’s Donuts;
Orange Jihadi;
Gaza Fried Infidel;
Star-and-Crescent-bucks;

Dean Scream

Buchenwald Bistro
Reichstag Restaurant

Dachau Diner perhaps
Auschwitz to Decaff Coffee House
Double S Cafe

You know...can't we all just forget about the Haulecaust and move on? I know what you're thinking...who cares what I think me being a dufus and all but I'm a gazillion years old and the last democRAT that occupied the White House without doing so with my pants firmly pulled down around my ankles most of the time so hey cut me some slack here ok...and besides i build homes for habitat and i have an ugly daughter and well...errr....ummm...hey...i really am the biggest loser ever! Never Mind!

Deli Kos;
Rev’n Al Sharpton’s Chicken & Waffles;
The Ibrahim Hooper IHOP;
CAIR Package;
Cindy Sheehan Fast(ing) Food;
Jesse Jackson’s Hymietown Hangout.

Seniora Frog's

These names are great. I would have to say McRommels is my favorite.

How about Himmler Hut?

Himmler Haus
IHOP (International House of Persecution)
Dhimmi's

Denny's.

Comparison:

Canada:
Kiano Reeves, Eugene Levy, Michael J. Fox, Jim Carrey, Matthew Perry, DHT, EA Sports, Ubisoft, Nintendo, ATI, Logitech, Steve Nash. Invented in Canada: basketball and hockey...

USA:
George Bush