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August 28, 2006
Question of the Day
When I convert to Islam, my new Muslim name will be "Omar." What will be your Muslim name? UPDATE: On second thought, I want to be "Abizaid". Abizaid kicks ass! 86 Responses To "Question of the Day"
Martha, if Mary's already taken. or i would even take Zipporah. But not Hagar. All this crap is her fault anyway. #2 - Posted by: sarahk on August 28, 2006 01:02 PMBS2U2 #3 - Posted by: Writer on August 28, 2006 01:04 PMI might go for Frank J... #4 - Posted by: Gunga on August 28, 2006 01:05 PMAl Bippy #5 - Posted by: Cary from Houston on August 28, 2006 01:08 PMAugie bin Doggie Osama bin Hidin' Al Q'apone #6 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on August 28, 2006 01:14 PMCan I be a Sheik? I want to be Sheik Muhammed al'fmr'agtops bin Faqeen! #7 - Posted by: fmragtops on August 28, 2006 01:15 PMGuy Incognito. #8 - Posted by: mda on August 28, 2006 01:16 PMSatan. And they will scream that name as they run for their lives! Mwahahahahaha! #9 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on August 28, 2006 01:22 PMIbn Ah Bitch...actually that would be the mfl critter's name. Mine would be El Shima Al Uma Fortunate Favorite Concubine of our Benevolent Overlord Kal El. #10 - Posted by: shimauma on August 28, 2006 01:22 PMIbn means "son of" for those of you who had never been lucky enough to view The 13th Warrior, rocking awesome movie forever...Antonio, I love you...almost as much as I love my Benevolent Overlord Kal El. #11 - Posted by: shimauma on August 28, 2006 01:24 PMMamon-el-toleton? M'Ballz Es-Hari? Grabbir Boubi? Haid D'Salaami? Hous Bin pharteen? I-Bin Pharteen? I-Zheet M'Drurz? Shaif Hirboush? Al-Suq Akweer? Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr? Awan Afuqya? Yul Strokheet Al-Wauch? Apul Madeek-Auod? Yuliqa M'Diq? Uwana M'Diq? Usuqa M'Diq?
Sheik Urbooty. or Shamus. #13 - Posted by: Exile on August 28, 2006 01:37 PMprobably laurence simon. and gunga, Frank J. isn't a muslim name. maybe gunga is though... #14 - Posted by: Garrett on August 28, 2006 01:40 PMI think, if it is not already taken, I would go with Durka, Durka, Mohommad, Jihad But my online avatar name would be Haji girl #15 - Posted by: martinluther on August 28, 2006 01:43 PMYou can convert me to Islam when you put a Koran in my cold, dead fingers. No, I take that back. Even dead I wouldn't convert. #16 - Posted by: on August 28, 2006 01:48 PMSheik Mohammad Virgin Humper the 72nd. #17 - Posted by: on August 28, 2006 01:50 PMIf it's not already taken ... I'll go with George Bush! #18 - Posted by: pete in Midland on August 28, 2006 01:55 PMMine would be "Jihad Ramadan" except that's a 'real' name, one of America's Most Wanted. So instead, I'll go with Mohammed Jihad Mustafa Hamsandwich. #19 - Posted by: Knave on August 28, 2006 02:27 PMLew Alcindor #20 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on August 28, 2006 02:34 PMmine would be Sebastian....Sebastian...the Impostor! Ha! I didn't REALLY convert, Heathens! NOW YOU DIE! HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! #21 - Posted by: HKpistole on August 28, 2006 02:44 PMMy office-mate here says that she'd change her name to Innocent X. #22 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on August 28, 2006 02:52 PMwell, i wouldn't convert, either, but two of my favorit-est fake arab names: Hassan Bin Sober hat tip to the 3 Stooges...they were almost as funny as the DNC. #24 - Posted by: aA on August 28, 2006 02:57 PMMustapha Mond Ibn Stalin Ibn Marx Ibn Mohammad Ibn Cain #25 - Posted by: DKnDC on August 28, 2006 02:58 PMooh, sorry, them Stooges were JOOOOOOOOs! dang them Horowitz boyz...and mr. Feinman... #26 - Posted by: aA on August 28, 2006 02:59 PMGarret - You're right...I'll go with Cassius Clay. #27 - Posted by: Gunga on August 28, 2006 03:01 PMPutma Mind ona Shelf #28 - Posted by: Inquiring Minds on August 28, 2006 03:09 PMI think that I choose: Baruch ata Adonai Eloheinu I know that it's Hebrew but they'll get over it. If they insist on Arabic, how about: ibn Malik Al-Amlak #31 - Posted by: Moneyman on August 28, 2006 03:24 PMOK, I just got a spam email from "Horniest F. Bulletproofing." I'm going to change my mind and go with that instead. #32 - Posted by: chaika on August 28, 2006 03:28 PMbin Punchin' Liberals. #33 - Posted by: SkyeChild on August 28, 2006 03:39 PMAsh-Shaykh as-Sayyid Aboo Soofyaan Abdulazeez bin Muhammad bin al-Hassan bin Abdurrazzaaq bin Faysal bin Fahd bin Bilaal bin Abdulmalik bin Talhaa al-Awashqee. Or Mo. Mo's nice. (And I used to be a Muslim, but good luk getting me to reveal my name.) #34 - Posted by: Muslihoon on August 28, 2006 04:10 PMAhkbar. Or maybe Jeff. #36 - Posted by: jonag on August 28, 2006 04:14 PMOsama Gud Luvin. Aaaaaw Yeeeah! #37 - Posted by: BigEZ on August 28, 2006 04:47 PMcaptain feedback #38 - Posted by: kevink on August 28, 2006 05:27 PMAli Orbayz Arbelongtu Uhz #39 - Posted by: right on August 28, 2006 06:25 PM"Master Sheik", of course. Or maybe whatever "Muhammad was a psychopathic pedophile" is in Arabic. #40 - Posted by: Master Shake on August 28, 2006 06:27 PMAhabeenanutjob, President of Iran #41 - Posted by: reality intrudes on August 28, 2006 06:41 PMQuinnten X. Kinda like Malcom X just with more hated of white people. Even though I am white. #42 - Posted by: QUINN on August 28, 2006 07:01 PMThere's a guy at work - well, he's an inmate, not a co-worker - named Niam Muslim.... Figured I'll use that and shorten it to Iam Muslim... #43 - Posted by: Outback_Jon on August 28, 2006 07:08 PMI would have to go with Al bin Drinkin or Aguya bin Loafin #44 - Posted by: keith on August 28, 2006 07:17 PMSarah K., It was all Sarah's stupid idea in the first place, I'm sure Haggar wasn't to thrilled being forced to have a baby with a very, very old man.ewwww #45 - Posted by: Square Peg on August 28, 2006 07:25 PMThundercat. #46 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 28, 2006 07:34 PMHm. Probably "Sherpa Bak Nmu." #47 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on August 28, 2006 07:35 PMRa's al-Ghul. #48 - Posted by: ZK on August 28, 2006 07:41 PMAhmed That's a good name when trying to clear phlem from your throat.... #49 - Posted by: jj on August 28, 2006 07:50 PMMudda Fuq'n al-Gore #50 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 28, 2006 07:53 PMsheik myabooty farta odar mohamsbutt #51 - Posted by: morigu on August 28, 2006 08:21 PMSorry. Smithfield !! #55 - Posted by: Strnj1 on August 28, 2006 08:51 PMDavid Berkowitz & I'll pull a "Son of Sam" on all of their kafiya-clad organizations. #56 - Posted by: Wingnut on August 28, 2006 09:46 PMhttp://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/6069/ Why make your own name when they can make one for you? - Abia "The Mom with the Bomb" Samireh #57 - Posted by: SilverBubble on August 28, 2006 09:49 PMIch bin ein'arab If it hasn't already been posted above. Didn't have time to read everything. #59 - Posted by: john on August 28, 2006 11:26 PMor maybe BIRMINGHAM #61 - Posted by: john on August 28, 2006 11:28 PMMuhammad bin Satan #62 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on August 28, 2006 11:43 PMJohn Doe #63 - Posted by: on August 29, 2006 12:32 AMI would definitely go with "The Iron Sheik" America ptoooh. #64 - Posted by: Loomdog on August 29, 2006 12:42 AMPaul A. Abdul #65 - Posted by: Wingnut on August 29, 2006 03:31 AMIslamasuhksballz, or Scooter, can't decide. #66 - Posted by: captamerica on August 29, 2006 07:14 AMSparky, you got me in trouble at work... I laughed out loud reading yours yesterday! Very funny stuff! #67 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on August 29, 2006 07:53 AMM'hahatt Nma Quane #68 - Posted by: Shah Palavi on August 29, 2006 09:48 AMWhat? #69 - Posted by: Shah Palavi on August 29, 2006 09:49 AMCthulhu! If that's taken I suppose I could make do with Azathoth or Nylarthotep. Hail the Great Old Ones! #70 - Posted by: crazed dave on August 29, 2006 10:35 AMJessica Atreides. *snickers* [Second Favorite Concubine of our Benevolent Overlord Kal El. Mmm, Kal El. . . .yummy. . .] #71 - Posted by: Crusader Coyote on August 29, 2006 10:54 AMI didn't make those up, they are an episode of SNL with whats his face acting as a breif to the White House Reporters on Homeland Security, IT WAS EXTREMELY FUNNY!!!!! #72 - Posted by: Sparky on August 29, 2006 11:09 AMIt was Robert Deniro and it was one of the funniest SNL skits in a long time. #73 - Posted by: Moneyman on August 29, 2006 11:34 AMCurse you Frank J, Omar has been MY fake name since high school...it's even in my yearbook :-P #75 - Posted by: bgrx on August 29, 2006 12:15 PMHoc Ibn Hacnacarf waff narggle khakha - not a name...just had a peanut caught in my throat... #76 - Posted by: Pat Rand on August 29, 2006 01:50 PMMohammed Muhammad Mohammad Moooohammed #77 - Posted by: ErnieG on August 29, 2006 05:04 PMPaul Muad'dib. #78 - Posted by: AlanABQ on August 29, 2006 06:24 PMHassan Bin Jaild or Hassan bin Hapi Bah! What's that name that has 72 consonants and thirty three prime numbers? Yeah, that's the one I want. But only if I get the robe, a crazy beard with bugs and a terminal case of b.o. Wait - That is half of the jihadis that Mike Wallace wants to blow just for an interview. Never mind. #80 - Posted by: Infidel Castrol on August 30, 2006 02:27 PMComparison: Canada: USA: Bah! What kind of name is "Comparison:"? Tsk, tsk. No suicide belt for you. #82 - Posted by: Infidel Castrol on August 30, 2006 10:45 PMhmm... that's a tough one... I'm surprised no one of this august audience had not chosen it forthwith. #84 - Posted by: adamthemad on August 31, 2006 11:53 PMFlounder #85 - Posted by: Bluto on September 1, 2006 07:16 PMFudge Islam. I'd rather be beheaded on Al-Jazeera. #86 - Posted by: Michael R. on September 3, 2006 12:39 PMPost a comment
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