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September 01, 2006
Islamic Pinocchio
As if Disney's perversion of the Carlo Collodi classic wasn't bad enough. From Turkey, the same country that keeps Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf in their Bestseller's list, civilization is further lessened by their recent bastardization of Pinocchio and other classic Western folk tales: The wooden puppet in Carlo Collodi's classic book that wanted to become a real boy was blessed with many interesting features and never ceased to amaze his father, but it now turns out he was also Muslim Just take a look at the top ten changes they made to the classic tale:
Of course, once he's a real boy, Gepetto can still circumcise him with a pair of rusty pruning shears. 11 Responses To "Islamic Pinocchio"
I guess the 1001 Nights weren't enough for them that they're taking our Grimms fairy tales too...Cinderella loses the veil of her burka instead of her slippers. Snow White is beaten to death by the dwarves for not keeping their house clean enough; in the Three Little Pigs the Wolf would actually blow up the brick house with a suicide vest. Pretty funny Laurence but this part Of course, once he's a real boy, Gepetto can still circumcise him with a pair of rusty pruning shears. even though I'm a chick that one still made me cringe...ouchies even!! #1 - Posted by: shimauma on September 1, 2006 01:37 PMOn the plus side, now that Pinocchio has converted to Islam, maybe they'll release him and his cameraman. #2 - Posted by: Knave on September 1, 2006 02:52 PMHe's not turned into a donkey. He's turned into a camel. Not into an ape? #3 - Posted by: Muslihoon on September 1, 2006 03:01 PMAnd here I thought C4 was electrically detonated. #4 - Posted by: c on September 1, 2006 03:31 PMEvery time he tells a lie, they chop another finger off. Also, he loses five virgins in the afterlife (they supposedly LOVE little wooden Muslims). #5 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on September 1, 2006 04:11 PMMaybe they'll re-write the "Left Behind" series. That'll be interesting. #6 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 1, 2006 04:26 PMHave you heard anything about an Islamic remake of "Rebecca of Sunnybrooke Farm"? #7 - Posted by: Walt on September 2, 2006 12:15 PMBah! "Debbie does Riyahd" will be the real show-stopper at the Meccaplex Theatre chains.
The jihadi's are rewriting the views of world society for their own people and to aid expansion of their social power base so ladies & gentlemen you'd better be very much awake and aware. These "fairy tales" being rewritten are not a small, meaningless step. But don't focus on this small item - zoom your focus outward to the broad spectrum of the entire society... this rewriting of something so mundane as fairy tales is just a drop in a bucket but the bucket is damn near full. Think back of all the stupid example of this crap! Gentlemen - you'd better be ready to start punching holes in that bucket. We're no Holy Roman Empire... and we don't have a Constantine any where in sight... but the modern day Huns are inside the gate with the advice and consent of our political leaders and beaurocrats. This is just another freakin' symptom - and yet who is taking any serious action? No one. There is not one serious contender opposing world wide Muslim extremism. Why? Is it "Neville Chamberlain" syndrome or just outright Saudi cash in their pockets and a promise they won't get a scimitar across their fat necks? Fairy tales? Crap - I'm wondering how the US Constitution would look rewritten... We happily inventory our ammunition and resume our usual repressive regime. #8 - Posted by: Infidel Castrol on September 2, 2006 07:35 PMSpongeBob, BombVest Infidel Tom and his Zionist conspiracy against Muslim Jerry, peace be upon him. The Little Mermaid who was stoned for wishing to be like the infidels on land who don't wear burkas. 72 Virgins and the Beast. Popeye the Suicide Bomber Man. The Islamic Justice League - superhero jihadists fight the zionist conspiracies of The Legion of Joooos and their infidel friends in Great Satan America. Islam Bears - Suicide Bomb Bear, Jooo Killer Bear, Riot Bear, Nuclear Weapons Bear, Hijack Bear, Kidnap Bear, Burka Bear, Infidel Torture Bear, Terror Bear, and everyone's favorite, Religion of Peace Bear. Transformers - Islam bots, led by Mohammed Prime (peace be upon his CPU), wage their battle to destroy the zionist forces of the JooooCons, led by the evil MegaJew. Jihad Patch Kids - get your own special, one of a kind Jihad doll, complete with its own tiny Koran and a weapon of Allah, such as bomber vest, sword, machine gun, or nuclear warhead. Play suicide bombings and terror attacks with your doll. No two look, or kill infidels, alike! #9 - Posted by: on September 2, 2006 08:50 PMThey're in big trouble now! Disney OWNs Pinnochio. Don't mess with The Mouse. Heh. #10 - Posted by: ktel on September 3, 2006 01:50 AMGives Grimms tales a new meaning doesn't it? #11 - Posted by: seanquixote on September 3, 2006 04:45 AMPost a comment
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