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September 08, 2006
Propaganda ABC
Posted by sarahk at 12:35 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (24)

All day long I've been hearing the dims say that ABC and Disney are just propagandizing for the Republicans to help them win elections.

I agree. It's in their nature to push the Republican agenda. It's all they've done for years. Every night, I come home, cook a pot roast, open my Bible to the New Testament, turn on ABC, get Jesus and my preacher grampa on a conference call, and we have a big old conservative hoedown.

In fact, ABC is currently undergoing a moniker change. Oh, they're sticking with A-B-C, but they're going to change what A-B-C stands for. I mean, other than good Christian fun. Names they're considering:

All 'Bout Christ
Anything But Communism
Anchors Better Convert
Add Bing Cherries (I'm not sure why, but I think it's somewhere in the Bible that the apostle Paul liked those)
Advertising for Biblical Consumers
Archaeology Bears Confirmation of Christ (in which case they would have to become ABC^2)
Against Bad Clintons*

Yep, they're all about propaganda for Bush and his Christian Coalition. That's why the "Holiday Tree" at Epcot last "Holiday Season" said everything except Merry Christmas (scroll all the way to the bottom).

*add your own in the comments

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24 Responses To "Propaganda ABC"

Angry Black Conservatives

Always Better Clean

Ain't Bill Crazy?

#1 - Posted by: shimauma on September 8, 2006 12:52 PM

All Boys Channel
Amy Brings Carnage (oops sorry, ex wife slipped in there!)
Asssociated Bad Christians
America Blessed Christ

#2 - Posted by: Ed on September 8, 2006 01:07 PM

Already Been Chewed (like the gum)

Alf Bites Cats

Abel, Baker, Charlie (Gibson!)

Argle Bargle Conclave

Allah Be Cool

A Bloated Carbuncle

#3 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on September 8, 2006 01:14 PM

A Bad Concubine...needs a good spanking

#4 - Posted by: shimauma on September 8, 2006 01:34 PM

http://www.pereiraville.com/slideshows/2005/WDW111905.html

On that website, why does FrankJ look, like more retarded there, than he does on IMAO. Why is his IMAO pictures better? Where is Adnann Hajj?

#5 - Posted by: Jeremy on September 8, 2006 01:37 PM

Aren't Bagpipes Cool
Aint Beatin' Cowboys (it's football season baby)

#6 - Posted by: Moneyman on September 8, 2006 01:40 PM

Ain't Bork Cool?

#7 - Posted by: Frank J. on September 8, 2006 01:48 PM

Abortion Banners' Channel
All Bush Channel
Armed Baptist Congregations network

Less than 5 hours of criticism of Democrats over the last 50 years, and they must be all of the above. Amazing. Quick, Kos and the Freshmaker should join Disney's board to restore order!

#8 - Posted by: Toshinaka on September 8, 2006 02:12 PM

Americans Being Christian

Accutus Bellum Carbolli
(Doesn't mean anything...but it sure sounds fancy!)

#9 - Posted by: FormerHostage on September 8, 2006 02:39 PM

Always Buy Canadian, eh?

#10 - Posted by: Rachel on September 8, 2006 03:17 PM

//Against Bad Clintons//

As opposed to...?

#11 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 8, 2006 03:21 PM

Anybody But Couric

I am so bored.

#12 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on September 8, 2006 04:32 PM

Am Burpin' Coke

#13 - Posted by: dRoast on September 8, 2006 04:36 PM

About to Be Castrated.

#14 - Posted by: JeepThang on September 8, 2006 04:38 PM

"Anybody But Couric"

LOL!

#15 - Posted by: Braden Ellis on September 8, 2006 05:35 PM

Am Biased Conservative?

I dunno, I got nothin'. Just wanted Sarah to know I noticed that she posted this and not Frank. I won't make that mistake again.

Glad to see you posting more :)

#16 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on September 8, 2006 05:38 PM

Are Beatin' Cowboys!!!!!
It's football season and the Steelers are goin' ALL THE WAY! (Again) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

#17 - Posted by: LearntoDrawaLine on September 8, 2006 06:42 PM

Aggravate Bill Clinton.

Always Bush's Crew.

Anything Bush Chooses.

Always Bashing Commies.

Alliance to Beat the Crazies.

I personally love their new slogan: "Always Be Conservative."

#18 - Posted by: Dr. John Allan on September 8, 2006 11:34 PM

Al-Qaeda's Bitch Couric

And the Beatings Continue

All Bulls--t Channel

Always Baiting Christians

Amish Broadc..uh...Barnbuilding Convocation

#19 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on September 9, 2006 02:50 AM

Tommy TT, i think you may have missed the point of the post...

#20 - Posted by: sarahk on September 9, 2006 06:58 AM

Awful
Bad
Choice

#21 - Posted by: scooter on September 9, 2006 01:26 PM

Already Been Communized
Aint Bout Conservatives

#22 - Posted by: scooter on September 9, 2006 01:41 PM

Always Believe in Christ

#23 - Posted by: on September 9, 2006 01:43 PM

http://luder.scharfe-wichsen.com/

luder

#24 - Posted by: luder on September 11, 2006 05:32 AM
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