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September 08, 2006
IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Excerpt from the Script to The Path to 9/11
IMAO EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT IMAO! We've just obtained a portion of the script to The Path to 9/11 that contains one of the controversial scenes. See for yourself what the hubbub is over: BILL CLINTON: Hey, Madeline, you think we should do something about this Osama guy? If you read the 9/11 Commission Report, all of that's in there. Seems pretty accurate to me. 11 Responses To "IMAO EXCLUSIVE: Excerpt from the Script to The Path to 9/11"
Gotta keep those priorities straight. #1 - Posted by: Writer on September 8, 2006 01:38 PMewwww...an orgy involving albright is wayyyyy over the top even for imao! you need to immediately rewrite your script or we are going to get really really mad and protest, Frank! #2 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 8, 2006 01:40 PMIf Albright is involved doesn't Helen Thomas need to be handcuffed to the desk or something? #3 - Posted by: Moneyman on September 8, 2006 01:44 PM*URP*...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little... #4 - Posted by: fmragtops on September 8, 2006 01:50 PMGaaah! Should have waited on lunch. How does Madame Albright prepare for bikini season? the mind boggles. the stomach churns. Won't even respond to the orgy part. (shudder) #5 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on September 8, 2006 02:08 PMNow I see where the inaccuracy is. It doesn't make it clear that the cheetos Berger stuffed down his pants were PUFFS, as opposed to crunchy. That inattention to detail is the mark of shoddy workmanship. Clearly, the show should be cancelled, and everyone involved should be imprisoned and then executed without trial. Or something. #6 - Posted by: Rick on September 8, 2006 02:17 PMIt gets worse: SAM DONALDSON: "President Clinton, because of your refusal to kill Osama Bin Laden and several of your Cabinet secretaries taking bribes from the Airline Industry Lobby to stall FAA regulations ordering them to reinforce cockpit doors, 2,900 Americans have died in a terrorist attack. What will you do next?" BILL CLINTON: "I'm going to Disney World!" #7 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on September 8, 2006 02:21 PMYou know I get the whole girl on girl thing…it makes sense to me being a guy and all…but Madeline Albright and Helen Thomas…I have been permanently and completely cured of any future fantasies! Kind of like being “scared straight” but in this case it’s like being scared impotent!!! #8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 8, 2006 02:33 PMMadeline Albright and Helen Thomas…I have been permanently and completely cured of any future fantasies! Kind of like being “scared straight” but in this case it’s like being scared impotent!!! It's the new version of the Guaranteed Erection Killer®. #9 - Posted by: salfter on September 8, 2006 03:07 PMI am totally scarred. That mental picture blinded me for life. Bleeaaarghh!! #10 - Posted by: karanadon137 on September 8, 2006 05:34 PMI miss Bubba and his women...Albright, Reno (a woman right?), Shelala, Bader-Ginsburg and "Herself"... #11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 8, 2006 06:31 PMPost a comment
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