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September 16, 2006
Getting away from politics and religion: The Poll
Posted by RightWingDuck at 11:17 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (16)

As I was breaking out a new box of garbage bags, something fell to the floor. Not knowing what it was I knelt down to take a closer look. It turned out to be a bunch of those little twisty-tie things that were stuck together. Have you seen these? They also have them at the supermarket in the produce section. Me? I never use the suckers. Instead, I like to tie a knot in the plastic bag and be done with it.

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I AM capable of writing a post that doesn't offend half the country.

Tell me. What is your preference?

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What is your opinion on the twisty thingies for garbage bags?
I leave them in the box
I never noticed them
I use them all the time
I never use them and I believe Islam is a relgion of pure unadulterated evil.
  
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16 Responses To "Getting away from politics and religion: The Poll"

well, i save them in the junk for and use them for other things. like tying up computer cables and such. but i chose #4.

#1 - Posted by: sarahk on September 16, 2006 11:30 PM

that's junk drawer

#2 - Posted by: sarahk on September 16, 2006 11:30 PM

wah r u guys doing u thin tha u been true to ur self and ur garbage man u being a discrace then when u do sumut wrong no one critizis u lot wen it comes to garbage women u critizise bags u knw wha jst because one does sumut wrong u cant blame us all wel we dnt get justice twisti tyes want peace thats wha bags r bout why r u makin more twistis being created u r jst playin ur self live on ur bags if u gt any and watch the bags r always watchin u lot knw garbage is a true twisti jst cant tke it wel this isnt life wen u go to ur grave tha is where the garbage will judge on wha u hve created!

/haha...sorry, I had to do this

#3 - Posted by: James on September 17, 2006 12:05 AM

above comment = hilarious


#4 - Posted by: Emily on September 17, 2006 12:40 AM

Jiad to all knot tiers! You have offended me a twisty tie user and now you must die, infidel!

#5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 17, 2006 09:49 AM

All your twist-ties are belong to us!

#6 - Posted by: SkyeChild on September 17, 2006 10:42 AM

I used mine to make funny images of mohammed, when do I get my art grant?

#7 - Posted by: Another spec on September 17, 2006 02:03 PM

Please send more twistacles down to Gitmo. They use them on prisoners to cut off blood supply to . . . I mean to hold their Korans shut when the wind is blowing . . .oh, never mind.

#8 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on September 17, 2006 05:07 PM

I use them to fashion a crude garrotte to end the lives of islamofascist scum bags. Does that make me a bad person?

#9 - Posted by: captamerica on September 17, 2006 08:12 PM

Damn you Frank, for having the smartest commenters.
Now my witty remarks pale in comparison.

I'll keep tryin' though.

#10 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on September 17, 2006 08:35 PM

Actually they are quite useful to hold the bag closed once you have place the inanimate follower of the Religion of Peace inside it.

#11 - Posted by: Writer on September 18, 2006 08:47 AM

Embracing the S.S.Consequently, the Zionists brought Baron Von Mildenstein of the S.S. Security Service to Palestine for a six-month visit in support of Zionism. This visit led to a twelve-part report by Joseph Goebbels, Hitler?s Minister of Propaganda, in Der Angriff (The Assault) in 1934 praising Zionism.
Goebbels ordered a medallion struck with the Swastika on one side, and on the other, the Zionist Star of David.
In May 1935, Reinhardt Heydrich, the chief of the S.S. Security Service, wrote an article in which he separated Jews into “two categories.” The Jews he favored were the Zionists: “Our good wishes together with our official good will go with them.”[82] In 1937, the Labor “socialist” Zionist militia, the Haganah (founded by Jabotinsky) sent an agent (Feivel Polkes) to Berlin offering to spy for the S.S. Security Service in exchange for the release of Jewish wealth for Zionist colonization. Adolf Eichmann was invited to Palestine as the guest of the Haganah

#12 - Posted by: Ibbs on September 18, 2006 09:00 AM

Hey Ibbs, pass dat joint man! And why did Eichman got to a Shanana concert!? Dude, you're fried!

#13 - Posted by: cheech marin on September 18, 2006 09:41 AM

Little known fact:

The NAZI's loved the Jews.

Woops, left out 'to kill' between "loved" and "the".

#14 - Posted by: spacemonkey on September 18, 2006 10:00 AM

//Goebbels ordered a medallion struck with the Swastika on one side, and on the other, the Zionist Star of David.//

...and they fashioned twist ties into a decorative ribbon to hang the medallion around the neck of their favorite nazi Zionist. See Ibbs, you gotta (twistie) tie your comment into the topic, or otherwise it's just lame...

#15 - Posted by: shimauma on September 18, 2006 01:08 PM

I put them in the closet with my wire hangers then wait for them to breed. Takes about 5 minutes.

#16 - Posted by: Franklin on September 18, 2006 02:56 PM
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