Is "www.draftSarahK2008.com" available?

Does Mr. Chavez realize that if the US was as crazy evil as he says it is, Bush's cabinet would all be fighting with each other over who gets to keep Chavez's ears as a sovenieer?

So we need to move the UN out of the US, he says. That's the first thing he's ever said that I agree with. Bush should go before the assembly again and say, "You have forty-eight hours to vacate the building, because in seventy-two hours, we begin demolition to make way for the world's biggest Wal-Mart. Hoo-Ahh."

i won't be old enough until 2012, keith.

Rick, when he said move the U.N. to Venezuela, my eyebrows shot straight up, and i was thinking it's a great idea. we don't need them. and we don't need to be the largest contributor to an organization that spits in our face.

Sarah K. fr President-certainly sounds better than Shillary.

Few people get as angry as I do about the stupid s.. Liberals/our enemies (uh..same thing) do. That pure, blinding white rage at their shameless (and continually unpunished) attacks on all that we hold dear. SarahK gets that rage, and I think that's one of the reasons I like her so much. Go SarahK!

Chavez is always accusing the U.S. of something. He uses us to frighten the hysterical people at home and convince them that he is big and brave for defying us, when the simple truth is that he is too insignificant to bother with. He uses the same techniques that Castro has used all these years, and they only work with an uneducated populace.
As for Chomsky’s book, only a nutcase Lefty would possibly believe that a Degree in Languages makes the possessor an expert on Politics. Notice that none of the Lefty literature is ever written by noted Political Science degree holders.

Don't be so upset - Hugo's retarded tirade is good for at least a few million more Republican votes.
Hey, I'd be unhinged and bitter if my mother named me Hugo too.

Chicks with guns and ninja swords totally rule!

You have my vote, SarahK.

I feel your rage.

How, in a sane world, can we allow; Iran's nut job leader and hugo to spew their toxic filth on our soil?

Makes no sense to me.

They want us dead, or at least on our knees in submission.

WTF!!!

Sorry "UN", but I don't buy into your message of peace, love, and rainbows.

The United States of America is not the dark and evil side. We (the rove/big oil/Christian
people) love peace, love and rainbows too.

As so many leaders of the "religion of peace" have "offered an invitation to convert"
lately. I will decline. I do hope that hugo/cindy/castro/teddy/kerry/BDS club members will see the error of their ways.

It may get you votes and world hugs, but it all ends in death.

Tell the UN to get out like I told my ex, when are you leaving. And don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on the way out.

The sword/handgun combo is a bit odd (although somewhat hot, I must say). As we all learned in the 1st Indiana Jones movie, if you have the gun, the sword becomes unneccesary.

Or is the sword a backup for when you run out of bullets? Am I overthinking here? Probably so.

Last one, what is the proper fighting stance when holding a sword and a gun? I'm thinking sword in parry 1 (I took fencing lessons, ha!) with the gun held at the hip quickdraw style.

The sword is also useful if you still have the element of surprise.

Sarahk, I would never ever consider trying to talk you out of your rage, but being the believer of Jesus I know you are, please take comfort in the fact that when Jesus returns, will be to throw these m***herf**kers into an existance of eternal pain and hellfire.

So to yourself, keep your head non-splodey, have Mr. Frank give you a nice rubdown, and calm down. We need you coherently righteous for the 2012 elections.

SARAHK 2012!! Hoody HOOT!!!

No way am I voting for SarahK for Prez in 2008. That would make FrankJ the "First Man" and there is no telling what policy he would try to Change, Med care reform, or Border Walls made of flames, or new Astronomy lessons. Although A debate between the first men would go something like this.

Clinton: I believe that all people are entitled to the truth.

FrankJ: I believe that I am entitled to commence beating.

That would be choice so make sure that the debate is televised.

You guys remember that scene in "South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut" where Terrence and Philip are on Conan, and Brooke Shields says "I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon," and then there's that pause and Terrence (or Philip, I can't remember) slaps her?

I would LOVE to see Mr Bolton or Pres. Bush say, "Excuse me," at the end of Chavez's speech, calmly walk up to him, slap him, and return to his seat. I'd pay to see that.

Take it from a guy whose wife has blackbelts in two disciplines, Frank - never make this woman mad.

SarahK - You are absolutely right. You've got my vote in 2012. Could Chavez be Bobby Bouchet's long lost father? I mean the next thing you know he will be accusing Dick Clark of being the devil too.

Perhaps Chavez plane will have a, ahem, "malfunction" on its way back home. We can only hope.

P.S. Am I the only one who thinks Chavez is a fat a$$? (Sorry for the language.)

P.P.S. I'd pay good money to see Cheney challenge Chavez to a duel.

didnt that dumb shit say something about U.S. go home??

Noam Chomsky must be feeling really proud, his book is getting free publicity!

are the news services going after Chavez? what will john kerry say? and Hillary? and what about the democrats in Congress? will michael moore have a new best fat lunatic friend? and will jimmy carter stand with this filthy bastard as a brother? I think our cowboy needs to kick some non-yankee ass!

If we can't zap them as they walk out of the UN building, can't we at least treat them to a nice lunch with a refreshing spinahc salad?

Sarahk,

You say what all red blooded Americans should think.

Oh, yeah. The sword/pistol picture is hot, too...

I think we're forgetting that President Bush has a responsibility to be hospitable to other nations when they visit our soil. I think a lot of problems would be solved if President Bush took Mr. Chavez and Mr. Ahmadinejad out for drinks at a nice union bar in downtown New York after the UN meetings. Maybe he could offer a free round of drinks or two for the everyone in the bar, then introduce his guests and let our guests experience New York hospitality at its finest. Isn't that more productive than unhinged rants aimed at anonymous State Department officials?

You're setting your sights too low, talking about being president. I like to talk about when I'm in charge of everything. I won't have to listen to what congress, liberals, the UN or any other insignificant pond scum has to say. Achmeamotherfer, Huge-o Chafdass, etc will just get shot in face by a sniper. When they accuse my rulership of being authoritarian, ruthless, and full of world domination plans, I'll just say, "Okay, you're right. Now die."

Stephen, I think you're onto something. After drinks, Mr. Ahmadinejad and Mr. Chavez can leave the bar with their new friends Vito and Tony and never be heard from again. Maybe Dubya should invite some Mullahs along for the party.

no wait. Ahma... will "boycott" because they serve alcohol at bars wink wink.

A though crossing himself & referring to Bush as the devil is going to gain him any brownie points with God.

I agree with letting Hugo & Ahmedinejad get a tour of some conserverative pubs in the states. Or better yet, take them on a tour of an Army or Marine boot camp, then turn away from them for a few minutes...

There would be nothing left but a few mangled ears.

I was expecting a picture of Chomps but that picture is definitely more menacing!

My children think I'm nuts because I yell at the TV (and radio...and newspaper...)! Well duh!

Good post, Sarah. Don't lose that rage anytime soon.

Bush is the Devil? How enlightening. I guess someone who bullies their neighbords, abuses their own people and makes pacts with terrorists and maniacs is Santa Claus. Crapvez really makes my teeth hurt.
SarahK "you are the bomb" in a really good way, that is.

thanks for venting the same rage I had this morning.
Is it bad to hope someone would mug Chavez and Amewhosiwatzit and fatally shoot them in the process?

If Bush is the devil, I am a Satanist!

Satanists love to sacrifice people, no? I wonder whom we should kidnap to sacrifice to The Dark Lord...someone with the intials HC? ;-)

Bolton's response to the media was spot on!

SarahK 2012, 2016, or 2020 would be fine.

Just be forewarned that 2024 must be my year.

George guy in 2024.

Stephen, it would be easier and less expensive to just shoot them. Why treat them to drinks first?

Chavez isn't fit to breathe the same air as Bush!

Sarahk's got MY vote for Prez! Second amendment for sure with HER as prez!!!!

Stephen, it would be easier and less expensive to just shoot them. Why treat them to drinks first?

It's in the Geneva Convention.

How, in a sane world, can we allow; Iran's nut job leader and hugo to spew their toxic filth on our soil?

Makes no sense to me.

Me neither dragonlord.

But ya know what? Thanks to this website I was able to laugh my head off when I read Chavez's speech this morning. I may have done that anyway (really, calling him "the Devil", no less than 8 times, is really quite kindergarten) but I would have gotten madder than I did.

while i agree that sarahk is a doll, and the pistola and giant ginsu are indeed intimidating, the lighting of the photo lacks the appropriate punch. I propose a strong back or 45° back sidelight, with a reflector fill on the opposite side...and perhaps a 2 inch slice of intense light across the beguiling yet frightening eyes.

just one art director's opinion...

Is anyone really surprised? He's a total drama queen. That crossing himself? I just wanted to slap that snide grin off his face. I agree with Rick. They have 72 hours to leave MY city. The clock's ticking...

aaron, there's always the sunshine and rainbows pose...

sword + open-toed shoes = loss of digits

//Or is the sword a backup for when you run out of bullets? Am I overthinking here? Probably so.//
chris, see simon r. green's deathstalker series published by ROC.

sarahk, i was going to complement your shoes (what every girl wants) until math man pointed out a legitimate tactical concern.