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September 22, 2006
It's Like Those Monkeys at the Beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey Trying to Figure Out the Black Obelisk
Posted by Frank J. at 08:23 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (21)

There is a sign available for Democrats who support Michael Steele that says "Steele Democrat." You have to see this discussion of it at DailyKos; it's priceless.

When a couple of the monkeys figure out it's meant to be a sign for Democrats for Steele, one of them asserts it's too confusing because "Black guy + Democrat + Blue logos + Steele => Steele is a Democrat"

Yeah, the Democrats own the color blue and being black. The Kos Kids really need to venture out of the echo chamber every so often, because, reading this discussion, you'd swear all of them just stepped off of the short bus.

Rating: 3.5/5 (2 votes cast)

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21 Responses To "It's Like Those Monkeys at the Beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey Trying to Figure Out the Black Obelisk"

Moonbat says: "He even drew a $5,000 monthly salary when he was running for Lt. Governor with Bobby Bush-Ehrlich, his mentor in sucking up to Bush."

I am ABSOLUTELY certain said moonbat had NO problem when "the poodle" drew his salary and was practically non-existant from the senate during his presidential run.

Oh, and first.

#1 - Posted by: SkyeChild on September 22, 2006 08:57 PM

How funny. If you read through the comments (I only made it so far before I couldn't see from tears of laughter).

They are all worried that, "What if they start putting them up as yard signs. Will people make the distinction at 30mph?? NO!"

Their own people are too stupid to know who to vote for? They are relying (and scared of) the stupidty of their own voters.

Maybe if they ran on an actual platform instead of hoping the paid and bussed in homeless people (yes I am from Louisiana) would be able to vote for the "BLUE" guy with a free bottle of Thunderbird in his hand. They could actually get elected.

Naw. Don't see it happening.

#2 - Posted by: Kevin Porter on September 22, 2006 09:10 PM

"C'est la guerre"

Does this mean they surrender?

#3 - Posted by: JeffC on September 22, 2006 09:53 PM

Wow... I've heard it said that if you want a good argument against democracy, have a five minute conversation with the average voter. I guess it's true.

#4 - Posted by: W. E. Messamore on September 22, 2006 10:11 PM

But in 2001:A Space Odyssey, the monkeys LEARNED something.... I don't think that will apply to the KosKids...

#5 - Posted by: Outback_Jon on September 22, 2006 10:14 PM

No, its true, the sign has caused catastrophe. The weak nuclear force is unraveling. Atoms unbinding. Gravity reversing.

E=mc everywhered

Universe.Over.Man.

#6 - Posted by: spacemonkey on September 22, 2006 10:17 PM

I can't believe they have their panties in such a twist over this.

Geez, if we can keep them focussed on thsi kind of minutiae, the Dems will NEVER get organized enough to win dogcatcher, much less the Congress.

What a bunch of maroons.

#7 - Posted by: Lonevoice on September 22, 2006 11:41 PM

Good one, Frank! I had my cursor over the link and almost clicked and then decided I don't need to run down and take a shower at 4:00 in the morning after reading the skreed at KOS!

#8 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 23, 2006 05:12 AM

JeffC,
"C'est la guerre" is French for "this means war." .........so to answer your question, yes.

#9 - Posted by: Tristan on September 23, 2006 01:10 PM

Wellll, Frank. C'mon now. So is Steele a democrat or a republican. I called Joe Lieberman to ask him but he still has his tutu in a wad over the entire party bailing on him. What a baby. Really Frank. I mean, the dude is black, so he's a democrat, right?

#10 - Posted by: john kerry, viet nam veteran on September 23, 2006 01:48 PM

I don't often go to those comment pages because it makes me want to rip my hair out, but I took the bait this time. Some of the commenters actually sound like they're trying to make legitimate points. You know, like they paid attention in high school English class.

But then...inevitably...idiots.

#11 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on September 23, 2006 08:46 PM

Would someone please teach me to read my own comments before I hit "post?)

Reading my own comment, it made me sound like I was dismissing all commenters on Kos as idiots.

I meant to say the sane ones were followed by idiots.

#12 - Posted by: Brian the sailor on September 23, 2006 08:52 PM

Don't worry, nobody cares about your comment except for you. Do whatever you want with it.

#13 - Posted by: squiboda on September 23, 2006 11:45 PM

I couldn't stop laughing; what a pack of idiots! You have to go 3/4 the way down before someone remembered the 'Reagan Democrat' signs. Does anyone here think that a similar posting at a conservative site about a 'Lieberman Republicn' sign would have run into the hundreds before there was an inkling of what it meant?

#14 - Posted by: Mike O on September 24, 2006 01:37 AM

the dkos guys are the people that little howie dean was counting on to carry him to victory in his presidential race...then they forgot to vote and it all blew up in his face and he became the head of the RATS! Idiots!

#15 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 24, 2006 03:54 AM

Thanks so much for the link. I've never gone into the Kos fever swamps. Loved it! Better than that episode of Jerry Springer re "People dating their Grandparents."

#16 - Posted by: BlackRedneck on September 24, 2006 05:48 PM

KOS does not surprise me. The Rats have a history of fearing the voters. this comes from the fact that when the voters want logical (as opposed to emotional) arguments, they can't win. this is also why they count on the courts to give them the power they seek instead of congress.

#17 - Posted by: Writer on September 25, 2006 09:01 AM

Here in Knoxville, I've seen plenty of bumper stickers that say "Tennessee Democrat" (like that's something to be proud of). So, if I'm in the KosKiddiesKrowd, I assume that EVERYBODY in Tennessee is a Democrat. What a bunch of doofuses!!

#18 - Posted by: BigOrangeAxe on September 25, 2006 02:00 PM

Wait a minute. If a sign in the wrong color with two words on it is enough to totally fool democrat voters, then we got nothing to worry about.

#19 - Posted by: Solo4357 on September 26, 2006 01:00 PM

As a "Democrat" from Maryland, I find this highly offensive. I'm heading up to Baltimore now to pull some strings with some election judg.. I mean friends to see how many dead Democ... I mean voters we have registered.

After reading this, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I am ssoo ashamed to be a voting member of this state. Honestly, can't we have ONE election without dead people voting or a Kennedy running for office? Can't we just be a normal state that holds elections every two years and lives with the winners for two years?

Seriously though, I am SSOO gettin me one of thems, though...

#20 - Posted by: SarahV on September 26, 2006 04:30 PM

OMG. After reading these comments, I'm like.. I'm not sure what I am. It's sad that these people have a party!

"This is a violation of state law" (paraphrazing). To quote another one "WTF?" These people are truly living in some other world

#21 - Posted by: SarahV on September 26, 2006 06:24 PM
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