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September 26, 2006
It's Play Tiiiiime!
Posted by RightWingDuck at 11:43 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (23)

Why do they hate us?

I stay up at nights wondering that. I mean, America is the bastion of diversity, so shouldn't we be able to get along with other countries? Espcially those in the Middle East?

In the interest of reaching out and understanding other cultures, IMAO will be presenting a special series. We have gained special permission to re-post many of the thought forming, character shaping shows that are presented on Middle Eastern Public Television.

We hope you are entertained and can better understand the other side of the issues. Remember, this is the stuff that shapes young children and helps them to become happy, well formed little peaceful citizens of the world.

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Hello,

I'm Mohammed Al Lakyu and it's Plaaaaaaaaay Time.

Gather round children. I seeeeeee you.

Hi Khidrah

Hi Khaleem

I see Mustafa playing soccer. So much fun.

I see Khalid

Hi Najeeb

I see Assan playing and striking a blow for equality. Good job Assan. Don't mix the red wire with the blue wire.

I see Afsana. Cover up your legs you little slut or we'll have stoned. Hee hee. Mohammed Al Lakyu is just kidding.

Hello MIkal

Najeeb! Shalom.

Ooh. There's Nura


I see Abdul in Guantanamo Bay, locked up and tortured. Remember, waterboarding only FEELS like you're drowning.

Oh, look in Lebanon. I see little MoMo standing on a roof. Don't fall off. That roof is almost 2 feet high. Curse those filthy Jooooos.

Hello Nasreen

Hi Ashira

Hi wish you all peace. Peace to you!

Welcome to Allah's Fun House.

***

Cut to sponsor's plug..

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Today's episode of Allah's Fun House was brought to you from the people at CITGO.

CITGO. Fighting the Devil Named George Bush.

Never giving up. Never giving in.

Rating: 2.0/5 (2 votes cast)

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23 Responses To "It's Play Tiiiiime!"

Romper Room, that brings back memories.

#1 - Posted by: Chris on September 26, 2006 12:55 PM

Doesn't that show appear on PBS-kids?

#2 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 26, 2006 01:04 PM

Is this for real?

#3 - Posted by: spacemonkey on September 26, 2006 01:33 PM

Hey kids! The Secret Word of the day is 'JIHAD'! So everybody scream real loud when you hear the Secret Word!!

#4 - Posted by: Ballistic Jello on September 26, 2006 02:02 PM

...and remember, blowing yourself up means never having to say you're sorry.

#5 - Posted by: Gunga on September 26, 2006 02:58 PM

In this Romper Room, they put the exploded Jihadist back together instead of building Cooties.

#6 - Posted by: Writer on September 26, 2006 03:25 PM

RightWingDuck you just re-used the angry Islamist graphic we have seen several times already? What's next are you going to just cut and paste your old posts and pretend like they are brand new? What the hell is wrong with you? Why don't you ever have any cool SF references like Frank?

#7 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on September 26, 2006 04:11 PM

Damn you Duck....Damn you to hell...for bringing back those memories! LOL

#8 - Posted by: Robert on September 26, 2006 04:12 PM

Sarcasm Ma'am-

You're really not one to talk. You just reiterate the same old theme every time you come around, not unlike another troglodyte who became conspicuously absent around the same time you started to grace us with your immaculate views.

Oh you; you're so sneaky.

#9 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 26, 2006 04:48 PM

#10 - Posted by: David on September 26, 2006 04:55 PM

Sarcasm man, you just rearrange the same old 26 letters everytime. Loser.

#11 - Posted by: spacemonkey on September 26, 2006 05:43 PM

Sarc: In comedy, it's known as a "Callback". Time to break out those "Seinfeld" DVDs, eh Sarc? Now please report to the local free clinic for meds and your humor transplant.

Alan: Troglodyte, hmmm? But according to Odor-mann, isn't this more appropriate for us right-wingers?

Just ignore Sarc, he's channelling Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys

COLONICS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!

#12 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on September 26, 2006 06:26 PM

Cur-

Perhaps a better description for the type would be Australopithecus Stentor (or howling ape, according to Abrose Bierce). That seems more appropriate for monkey faced liberals.

#13 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 26, 2006 06:42 PM

And just how much is frank paying the duck for this one?

#14 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 26, 2006 06:51 PM

Alan:

Oooo, The Devil's Dictionary! I need to pull that one off the shelf again.

#15 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on September 26, 2006 07:51 PM

LOL Ducky and monkey!

#16 - Posted by: Frank J. on September 26, 2006 07:54 PM

You forgot Mr. Green Thobe and The Dancing Camel.

And remember kids, Green is for Hammas.

#17 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 26, 2006 08:16 PM

Okay, kids. The alphabet letter for today is Hamza, the glottal stop. We hear this sound every time an infidel is hanged. To demonstrate Hamza, lets listen to our good friend-of-the book, Rabbi Rosenberg, as he gets choked by our Islamic brother Mr. Red Rag.

Wasn't that inspiring? Okay, kids, now it's time to practice with our old Russian friend, the AK-47. Now carefully remove your weapons from your backpacks, insert the clip and . . .BLAM!!! . . . now look, kids, at what poor Abdullah did. Never, ever, look into the barrel to watch the bullet come out!!! Mohammed, please get the bucket and clean his brains off the wall. Remember, children, it's just like we learned in bombmaking class -- you only get to do this once! KAREEM ABDUL! Are you laughing again? Do you want me to take another finger off?

Okay, lets put away our weapons. Let's pay our respects for our fallen martyr hero (Alalalalalalalalalalala!). Now kids, do you know what a virgin is?

#18 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on September 27, 2006 12:11 AM

You're really not one to talk. You just reiterate the same old theme every time you come around, not unlike another troglodyte who became conspicuously absent around the same time you started to grace us with your immaculate views.
Oh you; you're so sneaky.

Go ahead and confuse me with whoever you want AnalBBQ it doesn't change the fact that RightWingDuck's regurgitation of previously used humor isn't very funny.

I won't change my Bush sucks at fighting terrorist theme until Bush actually does something right. Instead, he starts a War in Iraq for no reason and allows the Taliban to make a comeback and grow a huge poppy harvest in Afghanistan. Maybe you can explain how having a massive poppy harvest with money going to the Taliban helps us kill terrorists?

Sarcasm man, you just rearrange the same old 26 letters everytime. Loser.

:-) Spacemonkey's comeback is much better than Alan's. See ya later opium lovers.

#19 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on September 27, 2006 01:17 AM

By golly, he's right! I never thought that the opium trade could happen there... oh, right, it was there & sanctioned by the Dhimmocrats for a couple of terms before Dubya.

True, the poppy harvest doesn't help us kill any terrorists (unless they use too much themselves), but it sure would explain the bizzare comments & attitudes from the liberals on university campuses & protests all over the nation.

//Spacemonkey's comeback is much better than Alan's.//

That's very true. That's why he makes the big bucks (LOL!) from FrankJ.

#20 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 27, 2006 04:31 AM

When did lefty panty waists start complaining about drugs? Every time I turn around they are either trying to get them legalized or they are fighting against long-term prison sentences and/or capital punishment for dealers? So what gives? Oh...sorry...BDS! It's all Bush's fault!!!

#21 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 27, 2006 08:21 AM

Thanks, Sarc, for again hijacking what could have been a hilarious thread about Islamic children's programming. You argue like a raghead. Where's the moderator?

#22 - Posted by: on September 27, 2006 01:55 PM

Bush was wrong on Iraq = excused savagery by the barbarians.

If we only had Mike Wallace as president, muslim Barney wouldn't be wearing a dynamite belt. His openmindedness would spread like wildfire in the Middle East.

#23 - Posted by: lubs on September 27, 2006 04:51 PM
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