Comedy Of Comedy Request

It's carnival time again. But there's no host. But instead of whining, pointing fingers at your notes and turning red in the face like a house-trailer-library-having-legacy-loser, I'm taking the high road.
The first person to email me at my email addy with the phrase "Bill Clinton is a whiny nincompoop." will get to host the next Carnival Of Comedy.
C'mon you know you want to. If you don't then you just might be a Bubba lover.
Update: No response yet.
Update 2: Thanks to Chris at Platypus Society for hosting last week.
Update 3: SteveO at the Acme Anvil Company has graciously called Bill Clinton a whiny nincompoop. Go SteveO! He's no Bubba lover, unlike the rest of you.