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September 28, 2006
u will lose in november! u all DOOOOMED!!!
Posted by Scary Evil Monkey at 07:28 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (35)

hey dum stoopids! u cum heer for hoomor but it no funny. dum stoopid neocon jues write dum stoopid posts for dum stoopids hoomuns like u! all hoomuns are dum stoopids but specially dum stupid neocon jues like u! one poster heer call heemslef spacemonkey but hee no monkey. hee dum stupid heelbilly neocon jue! i monkey! and i tell u wut funny! wut funny is all u dont no u DOOOMED!!!

u laff at ur dum funnies but me laff in november when fellow monkey democrats take house and senate frum u! dey will stop ur dum stoopid neocon jue wars. dey will make u apologize to my islamo monkey freends. u want keel my islamo monkey freends but i keel u! u weel see! cum november u weel cry and monkeys weel rule! we weel take away guns frum u dum stoopid heelbilly neocon jues! we weel have un watch u to make sure u no hurt anywun utter dan u dum stoopid sleves. u weel look around an only see blu helmuts on freench monkeys too keep u dum stoopids in ur place.

u no beelev me? u just wait unteel november. no need for u beelev me. it weel happen and i weel laff. no more laffing heer. not that dere wus laffing befor as only dum stoopid posts heer for dum stoopids.

u see planet of the apes? not noo wun but old wun with dum neocon jue gun lover? we monkeys weel take oveer jsut like dat. and jsut like with dum stoopid hooman in dat moovee we weel cut out ur brain. den i weel eet ur brain and turn it too poo. den i throw poo at u!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Rating: 3.3/5 (6 votes cast)

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35 Responses To "u will lose in november! u all DOOOOMED!!!"

Punchin material!

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 28, 2006 07:38 AM

Is that Chris Wallace or Mike Wallace, all those dumb monkies look alike.

#2 - Posted by: captamerica on September 28, 2006 08:11 AM

MFL,
You should quit hanging around with those Lefties, your IQ is dropping.

#3 - Posted by: Writer on September 28, 2006 08:15 AM

me mulchie. me punchem munkys in dum monky face. me punchem goooooood. make dum monky face flat like rode kill. monky go way for monky get pain in face.

mulchie go sleep now

#4 - Posted by: Mulch on September 28, 2006 08:19 AM

watching imus this morning...noticed that the clinton butt-boys are on his show too...carville and begalla...wonder why the american people threw the democrats out of congress in '94? bet this is going to help having these two morons on every tv show defending bj! they need punchin in their dumb monkey faces too!

#5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 28, 2006 08:33 AM

y u dum stoopids comment? u not no u all homos? dat make mee laff!

HAHAHAHAHAH

#6 - Posted by: Scary Evil Monkey on September 28, 2006 08:40 AM

Now let's see here. FrankJ said that to kill a monkey, use a big enough bullet to kill a gorilla. So, to kill this monkey, I should use something like a .45. However, since I'm, as this monkey said, a stoooopid hoomun, I'm going to make things interesting.

*throws a katana at the monkey's feet. Er, paws*

Okay bitch. Let's dance.

#7 - Posted by: Wandering Gunslinger on September 28, 2006 08:55 AM

Take your paws off FrankJ's computer you damn, dirty ape!!!!

#8 - Posted by: Veeshir on September 28, 2006 08:57 AM

u cant keel me! i weel hav the un take away ur guns u dum stoopid homo heelbilly neocon jues! den i weel throw poo at u!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

#9 - Posted by: Scary Evil Monkey on September 28, 2006 09:06 AM

That photo looks a lot like Pelosi in bad need of a shave.

#10 - Posted by: Gun Nut on September 28, 2006 09:30 AM

I thought my spelling was bad. Scary Monkey is obviously a lib. He is obviously not an eductaed english major like the other ones, but an uneducated Kos reader who cancels out votes of informed voters. FrankJ just needs to do what he does bust and punch that monkey in his dumb monkey face.
P.S. Go team Hellbender

#11 - Posted by: loomdog on September 28, 2006 10:05 AM

I initially thought Imao got hacked then I realized the Joke is the media is full of dumb monkeys who have no reason to believe Democrats will win in November except that is what they hope for. The throwing poo part I think is literal and is in reference to Keith Olberman and Rosie O'donnell. Now those are monkey faces.

#12 - Posted by: Doug on September 28, 2006 10:12 AM

In the opposite of the X factor, where spontanious mutations provide evolutionary advantages, the (D) factor causes a single generation to abandon much of the evolutionary improvements made in the species.

Unable to work with their genetic cousins, those with the (D) factor believe war is inevitable.

#13 - Posted by: the Brain on September 28, 2006 10:21 AM

That be one motherf***ing scary evil monkey. Or Hillary on a bad hair day. Nice motherf***ing teeth though!

#14 - Posted by: samuel l. jackson on September 28, 2006 10:28 AM

Where is Keith Obermann when you need him?

#15 - Posted by: fmragtops on September 28, 2006 10:36 AM

u dum stoopids continyu too comment but not wun of yoo admit ur doomed. u weel no ur doomed wen u hav poo on ur face! poo i thru!

#16 - Posted by: Scary Evil Monkey on September 28, 2006 10:42 AM

Funny - I thought a monkey laugh would be much more screechy, not just a plain old hahahahaahaha. Maybe I need to watch more Animal Planet.

#17 - Posted by: snarky on September 28, 2006 10:50 AM

Hrmmmmmm, SEM's spelling is too good to be a real troll, also, not enough CAPS.

Also note, no mention was made to BUSH's evil, Rove's evil or to any RW conspiracy to melt people's faces.

Faux troll, but possibly real monkey.

#18 - Posted by: spacemonkey on September 28, 2006 11:37 AM

ur god bush weel git poo in da face too false monkey! u weel all cry win u see ur preshous bush covered in poo! den i weel hit u with poo!

u wait teel november! den u see! u DOOOMED!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

#19 - Posted by: Scary Evil Monkey on September 28, 2006 12:08 PM

Welcome-back, Brian!

#20 - Posted by: Gunga on September 28, 2006 12:45 PM

I think it's Cynthia McKinney- on a GOOD hair day. "much ado about flingin' poo."

#21 - Posted by: AlanABQ on September 28, 2006 01:09 PM

Actually, Scary Evil Monkey makes as much sense as the last Leftie site I visited. They were planning a coup on October 5th. No, Monkey sounds brighter than they did. Monkey is not a Leftie since I have seen nothing from him about Rove Mind Control.

#22 - Posted by: Writer on September 28, 2006 01:14 PM

Did someone say Hellbender? I think i saw a comment that said Hellbender. I miss Hellbender. maybe SEM would be able to write the next few chapters.

#23 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on September 28, 2006 01:45 PM

SEM - It's my duty to fling that poopy

Okay so I can't rhyme worth a damn....

#24 - Posted by: on September 28, 2006 02:39 PM

Nancy? Nancy Pelosi? Is that you? Why I haven't seen you in ages! You must tell me who does the work on your face. It's fabulousssss...

#25 - Posted by: Another MFL on September 28, 2006 03:54 PM

In my psychobabbelic analysis, in this person we find a simian social and perhaps sexual identification, a fecal preoccupation, attempted anti-Semitism, and a pronounced, self-styled phonetic spelling, noted by a substitution of "d" for "th" and "oo" for "u", combined with distinctive lack of punctuation or general train of thought. Obviously educated in public schools, mostlikely under Gray Davis, to primary level. Possible diagnoses: paranoid schizophrenic, professional a**hole, or an actual spider monkey.

#26 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on September 28, 2006 04:13 PM

ill bend ur hell an den throw poo at u! u and bush weel both bee gon een november stoopid dum homo heelbilly neocon jues!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

#27 - Posted by: Scary Evil Monkey on September 28, 2006 04:42 PM

Actually Monkey, I have a friend for you. Why don't you come out and play? This could be interesting.

#28 - Posted by: Writer on September 28, 2006 05:16 PM

Ummm...wasn't Heston in both Planet of the Apes movies? He had a cameo in the newer of the two. SEM really should be more specific.

#29 - Posted by: Jon on September 28, 2006 05:18 PM

Sounds like spacemonkey may have contracted "space madness".

#30 - Posted by: Master Shake on September 28, 2006 05:23 PM

SEM,

Do I detect that you are a senior writer for the New York Times? Perhapse another alies for Pinchy himself? Or is your line of work more in the way as a current events consultant for the Democratic party? Other representitives of the animal kingdom would like to know.

AARRRROOOOOOOO!

Mmmmmnnn...chilled monkey brains!

#31 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on September 28, 2006 08:26 PM

Frank, my hero, my knight in shining armor. Remember how much fun banning Monkey Faced Liberal was? You can experience that wonderful feeling again by banning this yahoo.

Not only is he irritating but it takes valuable minutes from our lives, trying to translate from moron to English. Although I realize that all of us (me more than most) need a spell checker this creature is trying to cold bloodedly murder the English language.

Frank please, please stop the carnage.

#32 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 28, 2006 09:14 PM

Oh and give Nancy Pelosi back her Senior Picture. That's just not nice.

#33 - Posted by: seanmahair on September 29, 2006 10:26 AM

What an eccentric performance!

That's what s wrong with the internet, all the d*** monkeys!

#34 - Posted by: 1911Man on September 29, 2006 11:23 AM

This site is hurting.

#35 - Posted by: dre on September 29, 2006 09:50 PM
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