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September 29, 2006
We support Michelle, Our Favorite Wild Girl
Is Michelle Malkin guilty of being a Girl Gone Wild hypocrite? In coming to a decision, I decided to use a “holistic” approach. But since Michelle isn’t black, I can only assume she is guilty as charged. For those of you who haven’t yet read about this, Michelle is being smeared by the lefties for her ‘past’ in which she engaged in Girl Gone Wild behavior. They even have “proof” in the form of some Photoshops. I’m glad this is happening. When it comes to all the evil in the world it’s important that we not lose sight of the greatest evil of all: Conservative Bloggers. Unfortunately, Michelle Malkin is not mass murderer, otherwise, liberals would believe in the idea that Michelle might have changed. Maybe Mrs. Malkin could write a children’s book…. BTW, I did my own research and Michelle’s past is certainly one that should give her shame. Let me share with you some very disturbing pictures.
Many of you thought that it was Janet Jackson who was involved in the ‘wardrobe malfunction.’ Not true. The country was probably too enthralled by Justin’s hair to pay full attention to the girl on the stage. Michelle bared her boob and thus brought shame to conservatives everywhere.
Here’s Michelle with an even greater sense of Girls Gone Wild. She not one wild girl. She’s THREE of them.
** 14 Responses To "We support Michelle, Our Favorite Wild Girl"
The Monica beret on the second to last is a nice touch. Although most look to be scaled like a high school football mascot. MM complains that Charlotte Church makes her money off a squeeky clean image then goes antichristian-skank-dixie chick in really stupid and offensive ways, so someone supposedly digs up a pic of her in a swimsuit and equivocates. Welcome to the left. #1 - Posted by: Kent on September 29, 2006 02:45 PMThat was.........
you guys lay off Michelle! she is the object of my desire...secretly of course and my wife doesn't know about it but Michelle wants me and that's good enough for me! no...she really does... #3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 29, 2006 03:51 PMPerhaps a NSFW warning next time, Mr. Duck? Of course, considering the nature of the text proceeding the jump I prolly shoulda figured the Janet Jackson partially deflated football photo would've shown up. #4 - Posted by: Chris on September 29, 2006 05:06 PMyoo dum stooopids! even monkeu lyk me not fall four Roooterlike fotoshop!! yu all dumm jooooos! that piktchers not mishell!! she not bee three plases at wunce like stufff in sandie burger's pantz!!!! munkeys make fatwa on you dummi joooos! #5 - Posted by: Scary evil Monkey on September 29, 2006 07:57 PMMichele, there is only one way to fight this, you've got to have a glam shot done in a bikini and put it up on your site. I can guarantee it will show up all over the world in no time, and the Wonkettes can take a dirt nap. (Plus, I can put it up on my Wall of Fame in my music room!) #6 - Posted by: Steve-o on September 29, 2006 10:47 PMAnd now there are Google ads on the side for "Girls Gone Wild". I love how they do stuff like that. Hooray? #7 - Posted by: bgrx on September 30, 2006 10:32 AMScary Evil Monkey, you're too damn funny! You shold start your own blog. Oh BTW, nice work RWD. #9 - Posted by: mudshark on September 30, 2006 01:39 PMI guess this is the only time that I'll ever see a Girls Gone Wild ad on top of a Christian T-shirt ad, bgrx. #10 - Posted by: neko on September 30, 2006 02:07 PMEveryone should just relax. At least she didn't cat blog. #11 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 30, 2006 06:18 PMWhat makes you guys so sure these are photoshopped? They look pretty real to me. Although that second one looks like she had some bad sushi... #13 - Posted by: fustian on October 2, 2006 12:10 AMSon Of Bob is a son of a b- Nah. Sarah would shoot me. Especially after that Amish post. #14 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on October 2, 2006 11:21 PMPost a comment
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