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September 29, 2006
Foley once, shame on you. Foley twice, shame on me.
Posted by Laurence Simon at 03:39 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (16)

From Representative Mark Foley's website:

7/21/2006 FOLEY CHILD SAFETY LEGISLATION PASSES SENATE

WASHINGTON - Congressman Mark Foley (R-FL), Co-chairman of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus, applauded Senate passage of legislation he authored and introduced overhauling our nation’s sex offender registration and notification laws.

I guess we now know what made him such an expert in the field to get a co-chairmanship of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus.

Speaking of which, I wonder how old the newly-former Congressman is. And what he wants for his birthday. None of that is in his bio on the site.

Oh, and does he have any recent photos? All of these look a bit dated.

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16 Responses To "Foley once, shame on you. Foley twice, shame on me."

Who do these pricks think they are and what the hell is going on in DC that we DON'T KNOW ABOUT? Soviet style justice is too good for him...make his family pay for the bullet!

#1 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 29, 2006 03:47 PM

All I know is that Foley is in really good shape! I hope he's OK in the next hurricane and will send me pictures.

(what a freaking sicko)

#2 - Posted by: on September 29, 2006 07:45 PM

I'd be curious to see/hear/read the orgy that the DUmmies and Kossacks are enduring right now over this, but I don't feel like wading into that cesspool at the moment.

The comments at the ABC news website were bad enough. 8-P

#3 - Posted by: SkyeChild on September 29, 2006 07:51 PM

all repugs hav sex wit childrin! wee all no truth now an u weel all lose een november!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

#4 - Posted by: Scary Evil Monkey on September 29, 2006 09:24 PM

Bah! Our regime predicts that Foley will switch parties and immediately be nominated to run against Hillary in the Primaries as a 20:1 Dem/media favorite. Upon winning the nomination, he will choose McCain as his Veep and easily win the White House by sweeping the dead voter / hanging chad districts. Civil war will then erupt with Delaware seceding and nuking New Jersey for no particular reason other than "It smells really bad on warm, breezy nights and they keep us awake with those loud parties."

[The sad thing is - the moonbat contingent would actually 'rock the vote' for a MANBLA type candidate. And if he was a RINO... hey - so much the better. Two "mavericks" on the ticket.]

ussjimmycarter - What we don't know about??? With things like this that we DO find out about.... even the voices in my head get REALLLllllll quiet when someone asks that question... What's worse - how long did the "media" sit on this information, rather than get law enforcement in on this? The thought that some media/political hack held this for political timing duing an election cycle instead of dialing 911 makes me wonder what he/she would do if it was THEIR KID on the other end of those perverted little IM's?

#5 - Posted by: Infidel Castrol on September 29, 2006 10:54 PM

That’s all really sad and creepy.

Not the sort of thing I wanted to hear about concerning anyone.

Thanks, Mr. Foley for making the American people puke.

#6 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on September 30, 2006 12:19 AM

From:
lublubs on issues


foley gone wild

statement from mf

Washington --Congressman Mark Foley (FL-16) this afternoon issued the following statement:

"Today I have delivered a letter to the Speaker of the House informing him of my decision to resign from the U.S. House of Representatives, effective today. I thank the people of Florida's 16th Congressional District for giving me the opportunity to serve them for the last twelve years; it has been an honor.

"I am deeply sorry and I apologize for letting down my family and the people of Florida I have had the privilege to represent. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a lacrosse game to catch."

Are the chics in bikinis in Florida in short supply? Exactly what more does a man need than a great state in which to live, a great job, and a family? Oh yes, of course: a young, male page.

Sick degenerate.

#7 - Posted by: lublubs on September 30, 2006 01:12 AM

WOW,

You guy’s need to get a load of what is going on at Daily KOS.

It’s like the mob of villagers in a Frankenstein movie. They talk like they’re going to string up every Republican in the land.

#8 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on September 30, 2006 01:38 AM

Yea, DKOS is full of rightous dudes! Not! I'd bet a month's pay that there are more than a couple jock strap sniffers on that vile screed!

#9 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on September 30, 2006 03:02 AM

USSJimmyCarter-

I respectfully disagree most strongly with the sentiment in your comment.

I mean why should a like that get away with the quick death afforded by a bullet? Even a gut shot is too good for those who would prey on children. I say let his family pay for his drawing and quartering.

#10 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on September 30, 2006 07:23 AM

As someone on the ABC site pointed out...the libs want to legalize sex between adults and minors, so why are the libs getting their panties in such a wad over this?

And they support a "religion" whose leader was a pedophile. I guess they don't see the hypocrisy.

That said, if Foley is found guilty, he should spend the rest of his miserable life in jail.

#11 - Posted by: SkyeChild on September 30, 2006 01:53 PM

Two missionaries were travelling in the jungles of the Congo. They were captured by a primitive tribe and taken before the chief. The chief explained that it was a crime for outsiders to travel in their lands and they would have to suffer their choice of punishments: death or "bunga bunga"

The first missionary thought that anything would be preferable to death, so he chose "bunga bunga". Immediately, all of the men in the village lined up and began to sodomize the missionary one by one, leaving him injured but alive.

The second missionary decided that he didn't want to go through that, and he said "I'll take death."

The chief nodded, explained to the missionary that he would now render a decision on the method of execution, stood and bellowed out to the multitude....

"DEATH BY BUNGA BUNGA!!!"

A more fitting punishment for Foley escapes me...

#12 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on September 30, 2006 03:01 PM

"Today I have delivered a letter to the Speaker of the House informing him of my decision to resign from the U.S. House of Representatives..." The letter follows:

Dear Speaker of the House,
As I write this, I am naked. I am picturing you naked too, only in my fantasies you are much, much younger and not ugly. I have decided to resign from the US House of Representatives, as my position has begun to become an imposition. Like most of us, I entered politics in order to meet young male interns while holding a position of power and influence over them, enabling me to coerce some into sexual situations, however, it has come to my attention that others now wish to invade my private life.

Some have even spoken harshly about my private sexual writings in public, and I find this disturbing. Can't a horny, perverted dejenerate homosexual like myself simply chase some underage tail without being criticized? I am, after all, an elected official.

And so, I have decided to pursue my dream job, tour manager for Clay Aiken. I won't be back to clean out my office, so distribute my Barbra Streisand collection to whomever would like them but kindly forward my Tiger Beat magazines to my residence, as I have compiled the entire collection and believe it to be quite valuable, both financially and in other ways as well.

In closing, say hi to the family (and don't forget a big hello to that nephew of yours that plays soccer). Love ya. Tom

#13 - Posted by: Son of Bob on September 30, 2006 05:00 PM

Teen : Hi Congressman. I'm Joey Hammond. . .
Maf54 : Well "hi!" Joey.
Maf54 : You should come on up here, you can see me better.
Maf54 : I have something here for my special visitors ( sends a JPEG image of a model penis to Joey ), would you like to have it?
Teen : Thank youuuuuuu! Thanks alot!
Maf54 : Sure. You ever been in a cock pit before?
Teen : No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Maf54 : I wasn't talking about a plane. You ever . . . seen a grown man naked ?
Teen : Do you want to talk to my Mommy?
Maf54 : No, why don't you take care of it. Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?

#14 - Posted by: Bile, Snark, and Sneer on September 30, 2006 10:18 PM

Debbie Schussel had a dang good point that I'd forgotten about - The double standards that the media and libs / Dems had for Barney Frank?

The Dem's "LOVED" (use whatever definition you'd like...) Barney Frank and rallied behind him (no pun intended) when Frank had his live-in male lover running that male prostitute ring out of his home.

Mind you, my comments are apples to oranges - My view remains that Foley deserves to fry for going after kids: THAT IS WHAT NEEDS TO BE POINTED OUT! Those libs who are squeaking so loudly about Foley in the media would be the same people wearing kneepads FOR Foley if he were a Demokrat.

Sad thing is - there are fewer and fewer actual Republicans in Congress (or anywhere else) and more and more RINOs like Foley.

Ya'll who are still calling yourself Republicans had better rattle the GOP cages hard - this rot starts from the inside out.

#15 - Posted by: Infidel Castrol on October 1, 2006 07:26 PM

Foley needs to move to Mass. where he could run a credible race for the house. There, moral turpitude is a selling point.

#16 - Posted by: Billll on October 1, 2006 10:43 PM
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