If either of them enter my domain, my Maine Coon will savage their faces and leave their entrails on the front step as a gift.

Oh, not another Catwa. I just finished cleaning the mess off the walls from the last round of exploding cats that tried to take me out.

When will people learn that cats do not want to make peace with us, they want to eliminate us?

Not eliminate, Son of Bob. Merely rule.

Son,
Here's a novel idea. When you see a catblog or cat centric blog entries, "don't read them". It's the same advice I give to folks, like me, that don't like say... stupid, vapid, inane reality shows, or violent, sex-gorged, lame plotted movies.

After all if we were all the same we might have to be like Harry Reid or Ted Kennedy or gasp Hillary Clinton. What a sad and disturbing world that would be. So just ignore, avoid and abstain, and let the rest of us who enjoy dogs, cats, babies and the simple pleasures in life be, how 'bout it?

Heh. So this means that cat people have more in common with islamic terrorists than previously thought?

Dog people rule.

Sean,
My friend, you are clearly fooled by the cats. You have been lulled into a comforting complacency by the cats, allowing yourself to actually become entertained by their seemingly harmless antics.

But, don't be fooled. Although their technology is limited and their lifestyle may be straight from another century (just as it was when their ancestors roamed the plains in search of half-eaten bags of 9-Lives), their crude, hateful means can be effective.

They have slowly moved their little shrine boxes into the homes of average Americans. Yet, they still pee in our plants to deprive us of the very oxygen that is our lifeblood. By destroying our couches, they make it far more uncomfortable for us to watch NASCAR. And is not NASCAR a metaphor for America? And, although our dogs have warned us of the cats for centuries, they are ignored. Was it not a dog that warned us that Timmy was indeed in the well?

Perhaps it's time we stopped coddling the cats and addressed the tabby issue once and for all.

Thuffering thuccotash! You all are a bucnh of putthies!

Clearly none of you have read the Meowran. It promises 72 catnip plants for blowing yourself up in the presence of a dog, and double if it's a Zionist dog.

i read your post to my cat sam...he says blow me!

Bob,
You are a caution as some of my older friends would say!

I really have no great live for kitties as we live with "Satan" a 16 year old white psychotic long hair. No one wants to be responsible for his demise but we all will be relieved when he goes.