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October 10, 2006
dum stoopid bush no stop nukey boom boom!
Posted by Scary Evil Monkey at 07:36 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (10)

useless dum stoopid bush! hee only care fight for oil and now u face nukey boom boom of north korea! i bet big boom boom made u dum stoopid neocon jues pee ur pants! dat mak me laff! HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!

poor dum stoopids. u scared now dat u no ur masteer bush cant protect u. oh poor poor dum stoopids. i and my monkey freends hav sumting for u... OUR POO! WE THROW IT AT U!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

u cant stop nukey boom boom and u cant stop mee an all my monkey freends! u ar all DOOOMED!!! u run to ur masteer bush but hee as useless as dee rest of u dum stoopid heelbilly homo neocon jues! say goodbye too all dee repugs in november and den say hello as all of my monkey freends take over AND THROW OUR POO AT U!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Rating: 2.2/5 (3 votes cast)

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10 Responses To "dum stoopid bush no stop nukey boom boom!"

First!

Yeah, so North Korea may or may not have nuc-u-ler weapons... We should take no chances and distract Kim Jong Il with a fabulous show and speech by the Film Actors Guild, and while he is revelling in his own importance, we act our way into the U.N. and convince the world to let us f*ck this a$$hole.

#1 - Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue on October 10, 2006 07:47 AM

Scary Evil Monkey may be the next poet laureate...assuming the evil monkeys win in November. On the up side, at least he can rhyme "poo" with "you."

#2 - Posted by: Gunga on October 10, 2006 07:55 AM

Has anyone else noticed how much Scary Evil Monkey looks like Kim Jong Ill?

Besides, calling it nuc-u-lar is better than the option of pronouncing Worcester with only two syllables like some silly Yankee.

#3 - Posted by: Writer on October 10, 2006 08:46 AM

scary evil monkey reminds me of joe biden...a snarkey little pussy that needs punchin'...

#4 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 10, 2006 08:51 AM

If this moronic post is going to continue, would you PLEASE change the name to:

Stupid Moronic Monkey or
Silly Ickky Monkey or
Sophomoric Ludicrous Monkey

After all he is NOT scary or evil. Whether or not he is a monkey is academic. He should go Boom Boom.

#5 - Posted by: seanmahair on October 10, 2006 10:32 AM

The syntax and spelling does remind me of many liberal moonbats I find on other forums I go to though… Remarkable.

#6 - Posted by: Evanl on October 10, 2006 10:46 AM

I thought Scary Evil Monkey had his own journals over at Daily Kos and Democratic Underground. How did you get him to post over here?

#7 - Posted by: reverse_vampyr on October 10, 2006 11:11 AM

scary evil monkey reminds me of joe biden

Funny that you should have that thought; I was just wondering how Frank had gotten Nancy Pelosi to post here.

#8 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on October 10, 2006 12:29 PM

Scary Monkey must have been responsible for the US Army's new slogan:

Army Strong

And I thought "An Army of One" was a stupid slogan. Makes me wonder what was rejected.

Army Smash!
Army Hung-y!
Army Tie-Tie!

Just how much money did the US Army spend on this marketing disaster?

Sorry, off topic, but Me Angry!

#9 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on October 10, 2006 04:25 PM

Scary Evil Monkey,

That's it! You're Kim Jong Il's new translator! After all, he had to replace his original after "Team America; World Police!" (best movie ever). Hmmn...I guess that darn space cockroach found a lookalike body to inhabit...

#10 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on October 10, 2006 08:35 PM
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