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October 12, 2006
IMSO 629
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Frank J., I believe your message got Lost in Translation. #1 - Posted by: karanadon137 on October 12, 2006 12:11 PMTo much to drink there??? #2 - Posted by: Robby on October 12, 2006 12:25 PMMiranda... So, been getting some spam have you? #4 - Posted by: Grand Imperial Pooh-Bah on October 12, 2006 12:52 PMYou know this girl? #5 - Posted by: Joe on October 12, 2006 01:02 PMIt's beautiful The percolating gritty perambulations of: "Pad botanic revers, jalapic, diptyca myeline. Leashed sans miring nittier outate few caddied cateran..." Perfectly underscores and understates the litany of Promethean woes so succinctly, while the final line: Brilliant! Touching, and, I'm sure a source of comfort and solace for all of the 'Querying scutch menfolks'. Congratulations. #6 - Posted by: heldmyw on October 12, 2006 01:20 PMDid you evert think you might need to bullet in her if she acts up again. "It crossed my mind." #7 - Posted by: Loomdog on October 12, 2006 01:22 PMUm... did someone forget their spell checker?? #8 - Posted by: Amer-I-Can on October 12, 2006 01:29 PM"Glopping belched ROFL! #9 - Posted by: spacemonkey on October 12, 2006 02:05 PMhebert: ROTFLMFAO! #10 - Posted by: Andrew on October 12, 2006 02:15 PMThat's easy for you to say. #11 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on October 12, 2006 02:33 PMBut heldmyw, Didn't you find "Pad botanic revers, jalapic, diptyca myeline" a bit condescending, challenging the reader to question his own feelings, yet offering no viable alternative which might lead one to do so? Just my take. #12 - Posted by: Son of Bob on October 12, 2006 02:39 PMDid you accidentally take some of Rowdi's medicine today? #13 - Posted by: Rachel on October 12, 2006 02:41 PMWe cannot allow your insult to the great Patriarch stand. Prepare to meet your DOOM! #14 - Posted by: the Brain on October 12, 2006 02:53 PMI bet this was a Spam he got. I see these things all the time. Random words phrases, removed from whatever context there is and tossed together in a delicious blend of incoherance. I thought maybe they were coded communications from governments to their espionage agents, sent via Spam (Like some coded messages were put in the personal ads of newspapers, or something). Or perhaps it's a self test that they run to see what mails get through a filter and who gets a blacklist boot to deletion. Dunno, but that's probably what this is. //Salver footled didymium degermed limpsier.// Is that the same mouth that you kiss Sarah with? C'mon Frank, you are better than that. #16 - Posted by: Moneyman on October 12, 2006 03:07 PMI saw some eerie stuff in your IMSO secrect letter, some eeerie, evil freakish stuff!!! ... ... And I want in. what do I have to do? #17 - Posted by: HKPistole on October 12, 2006 03:28 PMtell me again how a 95 pound girl beats up jane. #18 - Posted by: more joe on October 12, 2006 03:32 PMtwas brillig in the slithy toves, did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the burragroves and the momeraths outgrabe... Beware the Jabberwock, FrankJ!!!! #19 - Posted by: shimauma on October 12, 2006 04:31 PMThe way I see it, it is either Vogon Poetry or something to do with FrankJ's secret group of bloggers, which saddly I am not cool enough to be apart of. I guess I will have to amuze myself with Simpsons Trivia #20 - Posted by: DCH on October 12, 2006 04:33 PM Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Anyone that sends spam is a homo and does the Monica! #23 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 12, 2006 06:20 PM"Erases luckies billable ROTF You read my mind!!! #24 - Posted by: Pork & Beans on October 12, 2006 07:30 PMBoth my hands are in the air snapping my fingers. You go, daddyo! #25 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on October 12, 2006 07:42 PM"Deviancy dogdom reefed showman spires genies bigness!" Truer words have never been spoken. "Rebury lipases cheeks. Cusses postpaid cuneate ham." BURN!!! That's gotta hurt! "Palaver frowsted fanged rabbit." My favorite line. ROFLMAO! #26 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on October 12, 2006 08:14 PMDefinately Vogon poetry - or maybe a transcript of Teddy Kennedy's last speech? #27 - Posted by: Dan M on October 12, 2006 08:47 PMMaster Shake: Did you remember your towel? shimauma: That reminds me, for some odd reason, that Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog. I find it amusing. #28 - Posted by: Muslihoon on October 12, 2006 09:34 PMTons of cool names for bands in here: Faintly Sozins Rangers Mantrap Amassed Querying Scutched Menfolks Gleamio Mondo Kludges Rock on! I think Frank got caught at a Belbury Banquet. #30 - Posted by: luminos on October 13, 2006 01:13 AM"All the protein, vitamins, and carbs of yer grandma's best turkey dinner. Plus 15% alcohol." And a little spiced ham too. The man they call Jayne! #31 - Posted by: jason on October 13, 2006 03:08 AMFleep. #32 - Posted by: Veeshir on October 13, 2006 07:09 AMall this dedicated to Heronymous Lamprofahle Blafa Billy Bob Jr Schwee, may God have mercy on your soul. #33 - Posted by: shimauma on October 13, 2006 08:54 AMYou have achieved the ultimate understanding of the democratic national platform. It is time for you to leave, asshopper, er, grasshopper. #34 - Posted by: blind kung fu dude who used to on hawaii five-o on October 13, 2006 09:12 AMBeen reading "Atlas Shrugged" again, have we? #35 - Posted by: BigOrangeAxe on October 13, 2006 09:20 AMMastershake is a Douglas Adams fan? //Mastershake is a Douglas Adams fan?// Hell yeah! Douglas Adams, Lewis Carroll, Monty Python, those Limey types come up with the best nonsense gibberish...too bad the Democratic party keeps borrowing their routines... Heh. Indeed. #39 - Posted by: Tristan on October 13, 2006 11:56 AMSounds like we've been offered a part-time job by Frank J. Or maybe he has a new job with PayPal and is just trying to verify our accounts. No, I've got it: we are very trustworthy and upstanding people, and Frank desperately needs to transfer 25.6 million US dollars into our bank accounts. Or, rather than Frank spamming the universe...is this just a creative variation on lorem ipsum? #40 - Posted by: shepshep on October 13, 2006 08:59 PM::Monty Python, those Limey types come up with the best nonsense gibberish...too bad the Democratic party keeps borrowing their routines...:: Yeah! Especially the Silly Party and the Really Silly Party gags. #41 - Posted by: Kelly on October 14, 2006 12:26 PMMy browser seems to have a severe case of dyslexia. #42 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on October 14, 2006 10:15 PMPost a comment
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