Well, that stands to reason, a good Lefty is worth his (or her in this case) weight in gold.

She would have had a great year if only her team had given her some run support.

Standing by her side was her wife...uh...MMM...Morgan Fairrrchild!
Yeah, that's the ticket!

I knew Cy Young. I worked with Cy Young. Cindi Sheehan is no Cy Young.

Whutn thee Hell's a "Cy Young"?

Yeah, and monkeys are going to come flying outta......Never mind.

At least it wasn't a Nobel Peace Prize because we wouldn't want to have a wacky liberal freak sully such a worthy prize now would we??? Hmmmm?

...and here I thought Mama Moonbat was out for the "Hanoi Jane". Or was it an induction into the Film Actor's Guild?

I had two jokes based on Cindy Sheehan claiming to be a finalist when the committee never gives out such information.

I flipped a coin and IMAO lost, so the B-word one ended up on IFOC.