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October 16, 2006
IMSO 68
Posted by Frank J. at 12:06 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (14)

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14 Responses To "IMSO 68"

"Enraging pinatas charlock alcohols miters lures fruitlet rezoning
mazurka." Dees was takin directly frum de Republican Party Platform for 200seex. Chu cannot continue to enrage pinatas weethout poleetical repercussions! Viva Che! Wait mang! Republican! Mexican! De rhyme! Yi yi yi, yi yi!

#1 - Posted by: frito bandito on October 16, 2006 12:42 PM

Okay, where the F*ck is my secret decoder ring!?

PS: Remember to drink your OVALTINE...

#2 - Posted by: shimauma on October 16, 2006 01:14 PM

HEY! I like Ovaltine!

Oh, and .45 ACPs, I like them too.

mmmmhh, hole-icious....

#3 - Posted by: HKpistole on October 16, 2006 01:22 PM

I'm not sure what you intended with this article, but in my language you posted a recipes for three different kinds of omelets, and then it turns into some kind of poem involving Spacemonkey, Helen Thomas, a room full of live poultry and a bottle of Crisco.

Very disturbing.

#4 - Posted by: Remulak MoxArgon on October 16, 2006 01:32 PM

Remulak - Spacemonkey would never be caught dead in a room with live poultry.

#5 - Posted by: Moneyman on October 16, 2006 01:44 PM

And the sad part is that I read the whole thing looking for the humor part... *sigh*....

#6 - Posted by: Amer-I-Can on October 16, 2006 03:24 PM

Amer-I-Can,
If it's any consolation, that made me laugh.

#7 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 16, 2006 03:28 PM

I vote that the next IMAO podcast include a dramatic reading, in its entirety, of this post.

"Cupolas outlive
puzzled pastiche flanker hell? Lulling, gleetier" - encrypted haiku genius!

#8 - Posted by: Master Shake on October 16, 2006 03:53 PM

"Cupolas outlive
puzzled pastiche flanker hell? Lulling, gleetier" - encrypted haiku genius!"

NOOOO! Not the Vogon Poetry Appreciation Chair!

#9 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on October 16, 2006 04:06 PM

God help me! I cant understand this vulcan language.

#10 - Posted by: Evillegenius on October 16, 2006 04:47 PM

Let's just go ahead and declare open season on spacmonkey, why don't we?

#11 - Posted by: spacemonkey on October 16, 2006 05:56 PM

Only if you want us to spacemonkey

#12 - Posted by: Evan on October 16, 2006 08:22 PM

Somebody hit Frank on the back of the head. He's channeling the Daily Kos . Stop him before he types again!

#13 - Posted by: seanmahair on October 17, 2006 12:42 PM

No, he's chaneling James Joyce doing a slightly updated version of Finnegan's Wake. I'm surprised the Libs haven't "dig"-ed this article to number one status.

Or maybe this is the Long Lost Democrat Plan !!!

#14 - Posted by: Lamar on October 17, 2006 05:02 PM
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