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October 23, 2006
If the Republicans Are on the Ropes, Why Do These Guys Seem So Desperate?
Apparently, the nutroots are trying to organize an effort to Googlebomb search terms so as to affect the election. Those guys are innovative. I always thought there was nothing more politically useless than an internet petition, but they found it. I mean, really, these guys just might as well spend all their energy doing to the robot dance to fight fascism. Wait, I know! The nutroots can each consume an entire can of Crisco to show their support for fair elections! If you have other ideas for useless expenditures of energy to engage in a feeble attempt to affect political fortunes, either put them in the comments or start a diary on the DailyKos. 17 Responses To "If the Republicans Are on the Ropes, Why Do These Guys Seem So Desperate?"
To prove they are not full of S***, they should each consume a quart of Metamucil on the day before the election. First! #1 - Posted by: Writer on October 23, 2006 08:58 AMThey could try to show how moderate they are. That's always fun. #2 - Posted by: spacemonkey on October 23, 2006 10:07 AMThey should all jump up and down simultaniously to cause an earthquake, and then blame it on Bush! I could volunteah to pick up all the democrahtic voters from the islands to the mainland to vote! Theah must be hundreds of bridges to drive my cah ovah! #4 - Posted by: teddy kennedy on October 23, 2006 10:26 AMWe vote for teddy's plahn! #5 - Posted by: crabs undah the chappaqudick bridge on October 23, 2006 10:27 AMSince they're so obsessed with Vietnam, they should take a page from the Buddist Monks there and set themselves on fire. And we should stock up on marshmallows. #6 - Posted by: Rick on October 23, 2006 11:17 AMSet themselves on fire to protest the war, I mean. #7 - Posted by: Rick on October 23, 2006 11:18 AMRick: I don't much care why they do it, as long as they do it. #8 - Posted by: wtf on October 23, 2006 11:32 AMRelay hunger strike, in 15 minute intervals. #9 - Posted by: stephen on October 23, 2006 11:45 AMAn All-Star, off-road cross-country hunger-strike three-legged potato-sack egg relay race. #10 - Posted by: spacemonkey on October 23, 2006 11:50 AM//An All-Star, off-road cross-country hunger-strike three-legged potato-sack egg relay race// This has to be run in the nude on the festival of Samhain to avoid offending the goddess. Wait, TK nude. I didn't need that visual. Forget it. #11 - Posted by: Moneyman on October 23, 2006 01:11 PMThey could send messages on boards all across the Net that NFL games would be bombed, and then attempt to blame the rumors on Bush. Oh, wait, they did. #12 - Posted by: Writer on October 23, 2006 01:33 PMThis reminds me of the liberal who tried to swim from Miami Beach to Grand Bahama Island to protest overfishing. He might have made it too...if he hadn't been wearing his lucky prok-chop... #13 - Posted by: Gunga on October 23, 2006 01:40 PMIt's already working. Google Bush- you get crotch shots of Nancey Pelosi.....drunken sailor- TK.....road kill-Nancey, again.....pics of the purple dinosaur Barney- you get pics of Barney Franks in his birthday suit..... #14 - Posted by: DohXs on October 23, 2006 05:32 PMForm a long line and pass cindy sheehan from person to person until she loses 50 pounds. Lets give them a seminar on BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) scheduled for election day and located in the Virgin Islands. Let them spend their money to get there, and miss the election at the same time. #16 - Posted by: Writer on October 24, 2006 09:00 AMwhat a waste of space. you are pretty desperate. #17 - Posted by: on October 26, 2006 07:54 AMPost a comment
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