October 24, 2006
Another Instapundit Poll...
...but he's lacking what would be my guess: I will win both houses due to a massive write in campaign.
Special interests, you better start bribing me now before my price shoots up.
Like the old joke:
The difference between an honest politician and a dishonest politician, is that an honest politician stays bought.
Would you be the best politician money could by?
First
FrankJ would be his own special interest. FrankJ, I've heard how being elected would benefit you, how about telling us what we will have to do to benefit you if you are elected?
Hey jonny.
catamerica,
I like throwing stuff at people. You could give me things good for throwing.
How many Nuke the Moon t-shirts do I have to buy to get to be the Ambassador to Budweiser?
If you are elected, how long will it be before you are "Washingtonized" and you start "Buggering" all the underage male pages?
In response to Jonny, I have but one thing to say:
MATT DAMON!!!
Heh.