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October 25, 2006
Gay Reynolds?
Glenn Reynolds wrote this: Meanwhile, reader Phil Connors has lots of unpleasant things to say, and also thinks he's "outing" me:Is "Helen" an ironic nickname for some guy named Allen? I'm sorry to disappoint, but I have no evidence that Glenn Reynolds is gay. While it is a well known fact that Glenn Reynolds murders hobos, it has hardly ever been suggested that he has sex with them first (or afterwards). Also, while puppy smoothies are a well known aphrodisiac in the gay community, it's not as solid an indicator of gayness as seeing a guy drink Fresca. I'd say there's at least a 48% chance that Glenn Reynolds isn't gay, which is good enough to put this rumor to rest. 18 Responses To "Gay Reynolds?"
I got a buddy who drinks Fresca... Fresca is pretty bad, but I think Tab is the ultimate gay indicator. If you are at lunch with a guy that orders a Tab...run...cause he's very gay and he has one thing on his mind! He wants very much to give you a "Barney Frank" #3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 25, 2006 09:26 AMFresca is totally gay. Murdering hobos and football is not, however. #4 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on October 25, 2006 10:10 AMFresca es mui macho. Sierra Mist is gay. Murdering hobos could be gay, since most hobos are gay. Having "Heh" as your tag-line is extremely non-hetero. But I've seen his wife. If she's a guy named "Allen"...well then I could learn to be gay...and like it. #5 - Posted by: Gunga on October 25, 2006 10:37 AMI was gay before I wasn't. #7 - Posted by: Sen. John F. Kerry (D - Switzerland) on October 25, 2006 11:15 AMI invented Tab and Fresca. And Sierra Mist, too. #8 - Posted by: Al Gore on October 25, 2006 11:16 AMI am definitely not gay, unless I am a flaming fem. #10 - Posted by: boxcar willie on October 25, 2006 12:31 PMPsst! Willie is queerer than barney frank. #11 - Posted by: boxcar willie's bitch on October 25, 2006 12:32 PMYou should be ashamed of yourself with all of this talk about Barney being gay. I mean, what he and Fred do in the privacy of their own homes is just NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! And besides, they both have lovely wives and innocent children to think of! I don't care if Glennnnnn Reynolds has the most extensive collection of gay-cartoon-porn in Bedrock! He has no right to expose himself to dead hobos even though years of drinking sterno does tend to make them light in the Fresca department. A man like that is sick! How did he ever publish that book...what was it?...So Many Hobos, So Little Time...? #12 - Posted by: Emily Monkeyface on October 25, 2006 12:50 PMI can't see the Evil Overlord as being gay. Bi, possibly, but not gay--it just doesn't generate the same degree of menace. Whats wrong with Frethca? There's nothing like ending an evening of boxcar buggery with a cold Frethca and some Preparation H. #14 - Posted by: Barney Frankfurter on October 25, 2006 01:57 PMAre these 17 year old hobos? #15 - Posted by: Gerrry Studds on October 25, 2006 03:01 PMWasn't there something about Reynolds penguins, or am I thinking of something else? #16 - Posted by: SilverBubble on October 25, 2006 09:48 PMMake that "Reynolds AND penguins", bitte. And curse you, time-between-comments thingy! #17 - Posted by: SilverBubble on October 25, 2006 09:48 PMNow may I rip his ankles to shreds? By the way, am I the only one still hosting the Alliance's logo? To borrow from Puddleglum, I'm on the Alliance's side even if there isn't a Frank J to lead it. #18 - Posted by: K T Cat on October 25, 2006 10:19 PMPost a comment
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