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October 25, 2006
Gayage?
The New Jersey judiciary has ruled that gay marriage has to be allowed no matter what the citizens of Jersey think, but whether it's called "marriage" or not is left to the democratic process. So what should it be called? Tell me your ideas in the comments! And try and keep it PG... 47 Responses To "Gayage?"
Justgoodfriends-notthatthereisnaythingwrongwiththat. #2 - Posted by: Dylan on October 25, 2006 04:51 PMThe New Jersey Judiciary sounds very stupid to me. #4 - Posted by: Dr. John Allan on October 25, 2006 04:55 PMThe New Jersey Judiciary sounds very stupid to me. Shut up! Like you know anything about judiciating! It's a lot of pressure! #5 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 25, 2006 05:04 PMMantrimony #6 - Posted by: The Professor on October 25, 2006 05:07 PMNot when you don't pay attention to whether or not your rulings are accurate or even make sense, it's not. I could do all kinds of judiciating if I didn't have to think about what the laws say and mean. #7 - Posted by: Dr. John Allan on October 25, 2006 05:14 PMThere is already a perfectly good word for it: sodomy. #8 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on October 25, 2006 05:20 PMLet's call it: Mawwage and man-train are just too funny. I can't follow that up with anything approaching the greatness of those answers. At least not yet. #10 - Posted by: NMUSpidey on October 25, 2006 05:33 PMRampage New Jerbilage Just more back-door politics #11 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on October 25, 2006 05:56 PMButt Buddies. #12 - Posted by: AlaskaNick on October 25, 2006 05:56 PMI'm from New Jersey. I don't know what "man-train" means, but that's because I had members of the NJ Judiciary as law professors in law school. Mawwage is really funny. I'll laugh later tonight when I figure out "man-train." #13 - Posted by: Recovering Lawyer from Jersey Shore on October 25, 2006 05:57 PMNew Jerbilage LOL!!! Now they have to change their animal protection laws also. Can a man marry his gerbil, or is it just an accessory? #14 - Posted by: The Land Walrus on October 25, 2006 06:07 PMIntern-ment. Bah! I got nothin'! "Mantrimony" made me chuckle. #16 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on October 25, 2006 06:19 PMBuggering Boys Betrothed #17 - Posted by: ussjimmcarter on October 25, 2006 07:10 PMAn income stream. Guy Incognito, Divorce Attorney. #18 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on October 25, 2006 08:39 PMReverse thrusters #19 - Posted by: The Land Walrus on October 25, 2006 09:02 PMDerbyshire came up with a good term for it a while back, homogamy. I agree with Jim though, sodomy works just fine. #20 - Posted by: DSkinner on October 25, 2006 09:05 PMMarage #21 - Posted by: wil on October 25, 2006 09:30 PMWell, it sure sounds as the NJ oligarchy is working out just dandy! Gay Mirage - because it will never be the real thing - even if it may look like it from a particular view. Dick Man Dyke #26 - Posted by: Ropeboy on October 25, 2006 10:28 PMButtrimony Yes and to think, failure to procreate was considered grounds for annulment not so very long ago. Holey mantrimony? (ew) #28 - Posted by: The Professor on October 25, 2006 10:47 PMThe British Navy? The French Parliment? Downtown San Fransisco? The Democratic Underground? Hollywood (Film Actor's Guild)? #29 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on October 25, 2006 11:02 PMAbomination of desolation? The End of Civilization as We Know It? Gomorrahge? They should really just call it wrong and be done with it. #30 - Posted by: seanmahair on October 26, 2006 12:18 AMSorry, too fast on the return button tonight (it's late) 0 Population Growth is what they should call it. #31 - Posted by: seanmahair on October 26, 2006 12:20 AMTomfoolery? Me shut up now. #32 - Posted by: Gunga on October 26, 2006 07:54 AMButt darts. #33 - Posted by: SergeantJack on October 26, 2006 08:07 AMSodomage. Bump-Boy-Behind #35 - Posted by: Writer on October 26, 2006 08:50 AMHow about the "do you know how I know you're gay" ceremony #36 - Posted by: on October 26, 2006 10:19 AMRyan's Seacrest #37 - Posted by: Gunga on October 26, 2006 11:01 AMUm... I liked Mantrimony, but it leaves the lesbians out of the picture. Hermaphrodotage? JohnToolery Got the idea from Gunga’s post. Mirage- "Ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street." That is sooooo funny!!! #41 - Posted by: jonag on October 26, 2006 01:16 PMI couldn't come up with anything near as funny as what I've read, but I'd like to suggest a warning that one should not be eating Ramen Noodles while one is reading previous suggestions, so that the danger of noodles exiting one's nose in an explosive vent might be averted. #42 - Posted by: shimauma on October 26, 2006 01:26 PMRump Rangers #43 - Posted by: Amer-I-Can on October 26, 2006 01:44 PMCat Blogging... Freakin Hilarious! #44 - Posted by: Anon on October 26, 2006 03:17 PMAlaskaNick beat me to the very obvious South Park reference. My contribution? Numbtuals. See, I got nothing that can outdo Mantrimony. Damned good stuff. #45 - Posted by: DesertElephant on October 26, 2006 07:22 PMFrisco? I like mantrimony....and for lesbians how about too ugly and fat to attract a man...trimony #47 - Posted by: martin luther on October 30, 2006 04:13 PMPost a comment
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