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October 25, 2006
The Muslim Quiz
Charles over at Little Green Footballs has some interesting results from a survey given to visitors at the Islamic Society of North America. Surveys are excellent ways to take the temperature of a community to see just how they feel. The results tend to blame America. Can you believe that? Here are some other quiz questions. Feel free to take them and see how YOU compare. What are these youths doing?
1. Setting a car on fire and watching it burn ** Where would something like this happen?
1. Anywhere in the Middle East **
1. The inside of a mosque ** What is this young man doing?
1. Kicking someone while they squirm in pain. **
1. Free speech **
1. French Police ** Whom do you blame for the following picture?
1. Crazed Islamist Extremists ** Grading system. Each time you answer 1 it is worth 1 point. Each 2 answer is worth 3 points. Each 3 anwer is worth 5 points. 7-10 points: You are solidly grounded in the real world. Please consider any career in a field offering ample opportunity. 11-22 points: Maybe you should try reading a book and laying off the drugs. You might consider a career stumping for Lyndon Larouche. 22- 35 points: You are a Muslim sympathizer. You might consider a career as a Democratic Politician or a Suidice Bomber. ** Well, how did you do? 16 Responses To "The Muslim Quiz"
French automotive engineering! Just driving a Peugeot or a Citroen should be considered a terrorist attempt! First! Admiral akbar! #1 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on October 25, 2006 06:00 PMThe correct answer for the armory photo should be "CAIR Regional Office, Dearborn" What's with the jooooo weapons on that gun rack? There's two Uzis that I can see. Maybe a Baby Eagle pistola, can't tell for certain. Maybe there IS something good coming out of Israel. #2 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on October 25, 2006 06:06 PMI guessed ALL of number three. After all, we all know that Bushitler, Cheney, and the Jews are to blame for EVERYTHING. You're just trying to throw us off by adding those other guesses... #3 - Posted by: SkyeChild on October 25, 2006 06:08 PM35 for me! Yeaaaargh!!! #4 - Posted by: Howard Dean on October 25, 2006 06:12 PMActualy its only Cheney and Rumsfeld. The President has done a good job unfortunatly a lot of the people under him have not. #5 - Posted by: Giovanni on October 25, 2006 06:27 PMWe don't have time for your gay surveys! We are busy hiding Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid so that the Åmerican People don't realize who is taking over until it's all over...then we shall rule and pass laws against all fun and Republican excess! #6 - Posted by: Howard Dean on October 25, 2006 07:05 PMHmmm... that's a strange armory; lotsa modern military-looking pieces, and a cap-and-ball revolver? (Though it does appear to be a replica of an 1860-something military revolver.) And what's a "Suidice Bomber"? One that does 3d6 damage? You make fun of Mohamed (may fleas be upon him) but do not answer the previous Dr Ducky question?! Die Infidel! ULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULLULUL!!! #8 - Posted by: Momar the Adequate on October 25, 2006 08:37 PMJust think: a little more diplomacy would have prevented all of this. - Jimmy Carter #9 - Posted by: Jimmy on October 25, 2006 10:35 PMDucky, Though I scored a 7, a couple of the questions are confusing... Question 1: answer 1 or 2 should be correct. Question 2: again, answers 1 and 2 seem to be correct. Question 3: At fist I wondered where you got a photo of my closet, but then I noticed the repation of pistols and rifles, and there was no AR-50. Other than that, where is "both 1 and 3"? Beyond that, the last four questions have answers that are pretty strightforward. Caption #6 A chronic shortage of preparation-H precipitates violent protest. I was about to make a snarky comment about "Suidice Bombers", but first I ran a Google search: Results 1 - 10 of about 10,500 for Suidice. (0.04 seconds)
EJ381967 - Adolescent Suidice--An Open Letter to Counselors. Assisted Suidice Debated In Oregon ... So I guess the Duck is right after all. #12 - Posted by: Ernie G on October 26, 2006 12:01 AMI had to stop reading after i read the words "French Automotive Engineering"... I've never seen them used in the same sentence before. I can't quite grasp their meaning. It's right up there with "French military victory." Must stop now...head hurts. #13 - Posted by: Gunga on October 26, 2006 07:22 AMThe sixth one should have another option-they are giving the finger to Mohammed. #14 - Posted by: Writer on October 26, 2006 08:44 AMThe first picture is obviously a scene from Detroit after the 1984 World Series. #15 - Posted by: El Santo on October 26, 2006 09:47 AMI can't believe you posted that depiction of Mohammed. That's almost as bad as that time I dressed as him for Halloween: Post a comment
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