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October 25, 2006
To Win This War, We Need to Make Babies!
Posted by Frank J. at 06:36 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (24)

At least that's the message I've gotten so far from what I've read in Mark Steyn's new book America Alone. Radical Islam is taking over Europe without firing a shot, and we need to get to our beds and do our duty to make sure that doesn't happen in America.

HotAir has part one of an interview with Steyn posted here.

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24 Responses To "To Win This War, We Need to Make Babies!"

OK, I’m ready to do my duty.

Please send a woman and plenty of cash, or a woman with plenty of cash.

#1 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on October 25, 2006 07:57 PM

Oh’ forget it. What am I thinking!

Send her to a to a healthy, industrious young man who can support her. I’ll cheer them on.

#2 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on October 25, 2006 07:58 PM

OK Frank, My wife and I have done our share (two daughters), when will Frank Jr be arriving?

#3 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on October 25, 2006 08:18 PM

Brain,
Two is only replacement. You need three or you hate America.

#4 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 25, 2006 08:19 PM

Uh Oh! Frank, is it acceptable that in the more conservative side of my family, my cousins (all 26 of us) have 85 kids between us? A third out of my wife and I would require divine intervention.

#5 - Posted by: Brian The Adequate on October 25, 2006 08:32 PM

Well, we have only two, and we can't have any more for various reasons. But if gettin' bizzay will help stem the hajji tide, then I'm all over it.

(I can always use it as an emergency backup plea, if necessary-"Honey, help me help America!")

Yeehaw!

#6 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on October 25, 2006 09:01 PM

Woohooo! Make love AND war! :)

#7 - Posted by: Wacky Hermit on October 25, 2006 09:03 PM

I'm in And now, something for the ladies

#8 - Posted by: USCitizen on October 25, 2006 09:23 PM

Hmmm, HotAir. Maybe if I could make more kids with Michelle Malkin or Mary Katherine Ham. Ow! Just kidding, honey. Really! Ow! OW! OW!

#9 - Posted by: Sandan on October 25, 2006 09:27 PM
Woohooo! Make love AND war! :)
Bwahaha!

I can't really help much on this one, Frank...

I'm single and conservative...looking for Miss Right.

#10 - Posted by: James on October 25, 2006 10:28 PM

I'm looking for Miss Right, too. But I'll settle for Miss Right Wing.

#11 - Posted by: Rick on October 26, 2006 12:08 AM

I love it when I'm ahead of the curve (which doesn't happen often). I have raised five conservative Republicans and have started on grandchildren.
(If I had known grandchildren were so much more fun, I would have had them first)

#12 - Posted by: seanmahair on October 26, 2006 12:09 AM

I've fathered 3 but willing to pump for a couple more if they don't need a college education.

#13 - Posted by: Bill on October 26, 2006 02:22 AM

Gee...I didn't know that having only one child could make a person feel so dirty. Thanks Mark Steyn!

#14 - Posted by: Gunga on October 26, 2006 07:14 AM

We've multiplied (X3) with six kids. But my wife says if I touch her again, she will personally perform the vasectomy. We play a lot of cards now.

#15 - Posted by: troy on October 26, 2006 08:12 AM

just remember that since i finally agreed to 3, you're going to have to provide college funds for all 3.

our poor 3rd child. "Mommy, was I wanted?" "Oh yes, baby, we needed you to defeat the jihadis."

#16 - Posted by: sarahk on October 26, 2006 09:01 AM

I'm guessing monogamy is out, then?

#17 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on October 26, 2006 09:59 AM

I have 5 sons and 2 daughters. I'm a Goddamm hero!

#18 - Posted by: viking on October 26, 2006 11:03 AM

I raised three Republicans and have ten grandchildren, and yes, the grandchildren are fun.

#19 - Posted by: Writer on October 26, 2006 11:57 AM

Unfortunately I'm singularly unsuited to be a father figure, but as to the procreation part of the equation, I'm willing to go through the motions....

#20 - Posted by: IllTemperedCur on October 26, 2006 12:11 PM

I've just had my 5th Republican larva and I'm running out of time for more (biological clock ticking very loudly and all). But my 14 year old is headed for law school in a couple years with a goal of taking down the ACLU so I think we're on the right track here.
C'mon you youngsters, do it for the Gipper!

#21 - Posted by: jonag on October 26, 2006 01:01 PM

I've had to stop at 3 due to medical reasons (Mrs. Can has threatened to kill me), but with a 22, 12, and 4 year old I can greatly effect generations of leftists yet to come. I think I'd prefer to wait a while for those grandbabies though...

#22 - Posted by: Amer-I-Can on October 26, 2006 01:29 PM

jonag, i thought of you when Frank told me about the birthrates, etc., in Steyn's book and subsequently when he said that he was going to put up this post. the first thing i said was, "jonag's doing her part. she's had 5 so far."

#23 - Posted by: sarahk on October 26, 2006 02:34 PM

Yeah, but I don't think I can talk Joey into a 6th one (but then again, if he were serious he'd do something about it wouldn't he?).

#24 - Posted by: jonag on October 27, 2006 02:36 PM
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