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October 26, 2006
Screw That Lemonade Stand...
Real Story is right Here. Update: While I'm at it, this deserves a top 10. Top 10 Reasons Pole Dancing Might Not Be a Good Idea for Little Girls At Home.
9. Bedroom too small to host a bachelor party. 8. Newspaper boy keeps asking about a VIP room 7. Instant Messages from the GOP asking you if you have a brother 6. Big Decision: Should you have a two drink minimum? 5. No matter what, can't convince yourself to dance to Sexyback. 4. Embarrassing tan lines from the Hello Kitty Pull Ups. 3. Some clients still insist on pulling your braids and calling you names 2. Half your clientele tip you in quarters And the number One Reason Pole Dancing Might Not Be a Good Idea for Little Girls At Home 1. That awkward moment when the newest customer turns out to be your elementary school prinicipal. 15 Responses To "Screw That Lemonade Stand..."
Ducky, Just promise us there won’t be any podcasts of you attempting to pole dance. I don’t want to see that and I really don’t want have to think about it either. Ducky, I had to giggle at the comment by the guy who moved to Amsterdam from the U.S. because of our lack of morals. Excuse me?? #3 - Posted by: jonag on October 26, 2006 12:30 PMI have to go cry while beating someone up now. Bye bye. :( #4 - Posted by: ZK on October 26, 2006 02:11 PMRWD doesn't get to make fun of my spelling any more. #5 - Posted by: spacemonkey on October 26, 2006 02:17 PMYour comments regarding my spelling are blatant racism. There. Did I fix all of them. Carpal. Tunnel. I can only do so much typing, folks. Just imagine everything spelled correctly.
Does this mean Tesco's going to recall their " jr. crack-ho" pipes and "nod-off Nellie" syringes? #7 - Posted by: Gunga on October 26, 2006 02:32 PMCarpal. Tunnel. Try. vitamin. b6. Works. like. a. charm. 8-) #8 - Posted by: SkyeChild on October 26, 2006 03:07 PMI thought pole dancing was like mazurs and obureks and polkas and lots of vodka . . . #9 - Posted by: The Land Walrus on October 26, 2006 04:48 PMNow why would any father waste money on something so useless? They teach in Jr. High School health class for free. #10 - Posted by: Son of Bob on October 26, 2006 06:04 PM...and just when you thought the toy industry had already hit rock bottom turning little girls into skanky hos... #11 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on October 26, 2006 08:07 PMWhat is this? A PR campaign from burqa manufacturers for parents with daughters? It worked on me! Where do I place the order? #12 - Posted by: Subvet on October 27, 2006 04:03 AMAh jes don't get it? Most every trailer in the park has one or two of these. #13 - Posted by: trailer trash dude on October 27, 2006 07:36 AMSome times I think that this country is leading the way to hell in a handbasket and then I read something from across the pond and realize we may be in the basket but those folks over there are driving the bike. As scary as the story is, don't miss the comments. They're eye opening. #14 - Posted by: seanmahair on October 27, 2006 09:30 AM"7. Instant Messages from the GOP asking you if you have a brother" ROTFLMAO!!! "1. That awkward moment when the newest customer turns out to be your elementary school prinicipal." Ouch! Well...at least they haven't released the peek-a-boo hooker set...yet.... #15 - Posted by: on October 27, 2006 10:21 PMPost a comment
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