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October 26, 2006

The Religion of Perverts?

Posted by Frank J. at 02:45 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (36)

Allahpundit has been posting some interesting statements from Muslim leaders. This one comes from the senior-most Islamic cleric in Australia complaining about 65 year sentences for rapists:

“If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the garden or in the park, or in the backyard without a cover, and the cats come and eat it … whose fault is it, the cats or the uncovered meat?
“The uncovered meat is the problem.”

The sheik then said: “If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred.”

Question: If this freak is sent to prison and raped, would it be his fault for not wearing a hijab?

Speaking of gay sex, here's a gem AP found from a Muslim imam in the UK:

Arshad Misbahi of the Manchester Central Mosque confirmed his views in a conversation to John Casson, a local psychotherapist.
Casson said: “I asked him if the execution of gay Muslims in Iran and Iraq was an acceptable punishment in Sharia law, or the result of culture, not religion.

“He told me that in a true Islamic state, such punishments were part of Islam: If the person had had a trial, at which four witnesses testified that they had seen the actual homosexual acts.”

“I asked him what would be the British Muslim view? He repeated that in an Islamic state these punishments were justified. They might result in the deaths of thousands but if this deterred millions from having sex, and spreading disease, then it was worthwhile to protect the wider community.”

Question: According to the Koran, you need four male witnesses of the homosexual act to convict a man for it. So, what do you call four guys standing around watching a homosexual act?

I don't think it's "straight".

UPDATE:

The Australian sheik has apologized for comparing women to meat. He was just trying "to protect women's honor", because you know how much these types of Muslims respect women.

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36 Responses To "The Religion of Perverts?"

"So, what do you call four guys standing around watching a homosexual act?"

Ummmmmmm... a crescent jerk?

#1 - Posted by: Keith on October 26, 2006 02:57 PM

"So, what do you call four guys standing around watching a homosexual act?"

Curious?

#2 - Posted by: spacemonkey on October 26, 2006 03:09 PM

I never thought much of Islam until I read that A.) Women that raped are actually asking for it and B.) Homos should be stoned to death. How can it get any better than this? Wonder where the feminazis are over this one…crickets chirping…

#3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 26, 2006 03:11 PM

So, what do you call four guys standing around watching a homosexual act?

Poker night at Sully's?

#4 - Posted by: Veeshir on October 26, 2006 03:12 PM

What do you call 4 men standing around watching a homosexual act? A dinner party at Mr. and Mr. Franks…

#5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 26, 2006 03:15 PM

What do you call 4 men standing around watching a homosexual act?

Diversity training.

#6 - Posted by: Michael R. on October 26, 2006 04:02 PM

Spacemonkey has me worried...not that there's anything wrong with that!

ussjimmy is headed for the cornfield...ouch!

#7 - Posted by: Gunga on October 26, 2006 04:04 PM

What do you call 4 Muslims standing around watching a homosexual act?

Confused - they're wondering why there's no goat.

#8 - Posted by: Master Shake on October 26, 2006 04:09 PM

USS Jimmy,
I (in my humble little blog) asked the same question. Where are the gals from NAG (national association of gals)? They have verbally abused and endeavored to emasculated generations of men, why aren't they screaming for this Nimrods head on a silver platter.

Another quote from the Sheik, "If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab (veil), no problem would have occurred."

I have a suggestion I think might be as appropriate.
Maybe we should round up all Muslim men put
them in chains, dress them in burkas and keep them prisoner in one room until they either go insane or figure out the importance of freedom. I know it sounds radical but it could be a option.

#9 - Posted by: seanmahair on October 26, 2006 04:28 PM

Four witnesses standing around watching a homosexual act . . . I suppose the Koran would have them turn their backs to it?

DEATH BY OOOGA-BOOGA!!!

#10 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on October 26, 2006 04:31 PM

"So, what do you call four guys standing around watching a homosexual act?"

Democrats

#11 - Posted by: MitchW on October 26, 2006 04:39 PM

"what do you call four guys standing around watching a homosexual act?"

Barney Frank, Gerry Studds, Mark Foley and Auquaman?

#12 - Posted by: on October 26, 2006 04:45 PM

So, what do you call four guys standing around watching a homosexual act?
Daily KOS holding court.

#13 - Posted by: Writer on October 26, 2006 04:52 PM

What do you call 4 Muslims standing around watching a homosexual act?

Targets

#14 - Posted by: MitchW on October 26, 2006 05:01 PM

What do you call 4 Muslims standing around watching a homosexual act?

NightlyKos

#15 - Posted by: spacemonkey on October 26, 2006 05:04 PM

seanmahair...I have a suggestion. For years and years and years we have been nagged by Smeal, Stienem, Clinton etc. Why not round up the group of hags, shrews and lesbians and send them to an Islamic country to spend some time "showing the light" to the Imams and great unwashed masses... Hey if a couple of them get de-headed in the process...well...

#16 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 26, 2006 05:13 PM

What do you call 4 muslims standing around watching a Homosexual Act? Dead or Quadraplegic

#17 - Posted by: ussjimmmycarter on October 26, 2006 05:15 PM

"What do you call four guys standing around watching a homosexual act?"

When did Andy Dick get his own show?

#18 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on October 26, 2006 05:19 PM

What do you call 4 muslims standing around watching a Homosexual Act...The start of a gang bang...

#19 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 26, 2006 05:24 PM

spacemonkey,
You're like a professional witty commenter.

#20 - Posted by: Frank J. on October 26, 2006 05:24 PM

What do you call 4 Muslims standing around watching a homosexual act?

President John Kerry negotiating with the terrorists.

#21 - Posted by: Son of Bob on October 26, 2006 05:58 PM

So, what do you call four guys standing around watching a homosexual act?

A quorum of San Francisco's board of supervisors.

#22 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on October 26, 2006 06:04 PM

So, what do you call four guys standing around watching a homosexual act?

-A Hollywood film crew.

#23 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on October 26, 2006 07:57 PM

He was just trying "to protect women's honor", because you know how much these types of Muslims respect women.

Actually, he relized he might have a chance to fill the spot for the next U.N Ambssitor.

#24 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on October 26, 2006 08:01 PM

So, what do you call four guys standing around watching a homosexual act?

-Michael Moore's next film.

#25 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on October 26, 2006 08:03 PM

Maybe the four are Democratic senate canidates.

#26 - Posted by: jimmyb on October 26, 2006 10:16 PM

Frank,

Yeah I guess I am.

#27 - Posted by: spacemonkey on October 26, 2006 10:25 PM

USJim,
I like your suggestion. I wish I'd thought of it.

What do you call 4 men witnessing a homosexual act?
half of The Village People on vacation.

#28 - Posted by: seanmahair on October 26, 2006 10:36 PM

So, what do you call four guys standing around watching a homosexual act?

The Baldwin Brothers helping Alec rehearse lines.

#29 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on October 26, 2006 11:46 PM

Phinally a topic I can sink my teeth into! It is phinally raining men in IMAO. I think ith thuper, thanks for athking! Barney Frank, hoola back girl!

#30 - Posted by: Big Gay Al on October 27, 2006 07:11 AM

They are taking over! I heard that Tony Homo is the new quarterback for the Cowboys! What next?

#31 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on October 27, 2006 08:17 AM

USS JIMMY CARTER -

You Takesth that back you mean mean pershon. Ethreyone knowsh I don't play for the Cowboysh!

I am a tight end for the 49er's

Shinserely,

Tony Homo

#32 - Posted by: Brian the Adequate on October 27, 2006 09:07 AM

I doan see what de ploblem es. Since da cat ate de meat, da cat mus be fat. Take de cat and trow hem in pot, boil and eat. You peoper awe velly sirry.

#33 - Posted by: some hungry north korean on October 27, 2006 09:32 AM

Hmmmm, Barney Frank, FrankJ? They are never seen together, I wonder......? Aaaauuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

#34 - Posted by: a suspicious captamerica on October 27, 2006 09:34 AM

Barney Frank (in deep, ominous voice sent through an air regulator) "Frank, I am your father"! FrankJ (wailing like a teenage girl) "Nooooooooooooooo"!!!!!!

Barney Frank (lisping worse than Sylvester the cat) "Psyche! You silly gooth"!

#35 - Posted by: Barney Frank on October 27, 2006 09:37 AM

Are you certain he was talking about women?
It sounded to me like he was talking about running around with your meat hanging out and "trolling for gays".

#36 - Posted by: Writer on October 27, 2006 02:58 PM