October 31, 2006
Write-in
Q: Why would President Bush tell a crowd in Sugar Land, Texas to "Bring your pencils" when that part of the state is using electronic voting machines?
A: They're for stabbing illegal aliens who try to vote for Democrats.
Now he sounds like a Republican again...#2 pencils are way cheaper than a fence.
A number 2 pencil would smell funny.
If bad is funny.
We could use the pencils to draw a line where the fence is going to go...since the haven't funded it yet!
Will there be a sharpener by the front door?
Spacemonkey funny.
I plan on using a #3 pencil, since it will make the voting officials squint and try to decipher what it says.
Spacemonkey - That joke was bad..."If bad is funny." Hope that doesn't make me your number one fan...
That's why I use techno-pencils (refillable)...no need for sharpeners!
Pencil, huh? That's one thing I can honestly say I've never stabbed an illegal alien with. I'll have to try that.
Stumble It!
