Dear Ducky,
You should be ashamed of yourself, posting such a picture. I got all excited and thought Kerry had finally done something right, but it was just photoshopped. How sad.

Notice I didn't say Kerry should die or be killed or anything like that, just that he should walk around with an arrow sticking out of both sides of his head. That way his handlers could cart him away just like "Bernie" in "Weekend at Bernie's 2" a sick and twisted little comedy. I love it.

Did y'all hear the one about the lawyer who dressed up like Osama (with a pretend stick of dynamite in one hand and a play gun in the other) and danced around in traffic.

The police arrested him, but he doesn't understand why. He was just making a statement. //"I didn't expect to be arrested," he said. "Obviously I touched a post-9/11 nerve."//

Seems to me maybe the real dummies are GRADUATING from college.

Note to college presidents everywhere: Mr Kerry's calendar should be quite free for the forseeable future. He should be available to hand out perfect attendance medals, judge wet T shirt contests and host Girls Gone Wild Video parties.

That reminds me of a story a friend of mine told me. Apparently, he and his wife were having supper and the soup was a little bland. So, he turns to her to ask for the salt, but instead he says,

You miserable witch! You've ruined my life.

John Kerry you ignorant slut!

I do so hahve a sense of humor.

A Democrat died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Democrat? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"

:-D

Many people do not appreciate the fact that I played a pivotal role in inventing the "arrow through the head" joke.

Ok, I apologized...will someone call my wife and ask her to reinstate my credit card PIN?!?!?!?!?

Clearly another attempt by the far-Jew wing of the Jewish community to lie about what John Kerry said and make everything political. Well, John Kerry's not going to take it anymore...until he gets the call that he should cower like a little girl...and then he will.

"A Democrat died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
"Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Democrat? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!" "

Classic!!!

What do you call 50 democraps sitting on a speeding burning bus close to going over a 500 ft cliff?

A good start.

How many democraps does it take to change a light bulb and why?

Over 15,000 and counting. Simply because all the studies they feel need to find out what impact the changing will have on the environment and the economy. Then it must be decided which union must be present for the job to be done nad the investigation to find out if said worker had paied his/her/it's union dues. Also studies to find out if the said worker represents all ethnic and religious groups fairly and equally. The entire project costing approx. $1.5 million taking some 7 years untill a republican comes along and does the job.