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November 01, 2006
I Demand An Apology
In light of everything that's been said of late. I demand an apology. Oh yes, an apology. From everyone whose has piled on John Kerry for the comments he made yesterday. That's right everybody. Kerry was making a joke about George W Bush being uneducated and stupid. Now, I can understand why no one would recognize it. No one has every attempted such a joke. Uncharted waters. Beware thar be dragons! Making a joke out of calling the president, of all things, stupid. Who but a mental giant with masters in Humorology like Kerry could ever fathom such? Everyone knows the president is stupid. Everyone has heard of jokes before. But who could think to combine the two? RE-VO-LU-TION-ARY! While the president IS indeed a grade A moron who made the worst grades in everything everywhere ever. In fact the only A he ever got was in moronic-ness. It's just never occurred to us simple folk that such a well established fact could be a kernel from which a stalk of humor could be cultivated. It was just too obvious to us! The first of a kind is often misconstrued, unrecognized and misunderstood even feared. Perhaps this making fun of the President's I.Q. or lack thereof could be the start of something. Perhaps making light of his chimp-like appearance could follow. Doubtful though, true innovative geniuses like Kerry are never appreciated whilst they live. Apologize,you ignorant uneducated rubes! 26 Responses To "I Demand An Apology"
Isn't President Bush a Grade-D moron? I thought he never got an A in anything. #1 - Posted by: GEBIV on November 1, 2006 03:11 PMMe sowwy. Ouch! My brain hurt! Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Why me laugh? #2 - Posted by: Gunga on November 1, 2006 03:13 PMI apologize! It never occured to me that there could be a joke in there somewhere. I'm such a moron I should run for president! #3 - Posted by: jonag on November 1, 2006 03:13 PMSo...if you don't study and be smart and do well in school one will...um...get better grades than a dumbass senator from CT? #4 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 1, 2006 03:19 PMI'm sorry... I would say that I am sorry, but I am uncertain of how to spell "sorry" and that is how I ended up in Vegas. Huh? #6 - Posted by: John Fitzgerald Fauntleroy on November 1, 2006 03:27 PMI apologize. I’m very sorry that the only thing that the Demos can run on this year is "Vote for us, we aren't Bush!" I’m also sorry that you don't have a flipping leg to stand on ideologically. Yes, I realize that this idiot is just baiting me ... but I just couldn’t resist. I'm sorry my humor is too nuanced for your uneducated, ignorant, red-state ears. #8 - Posted by: Jon Carry on November 1, 2006 03:43 PMI sorry. #9 - Posted by: Veeshir on November 1, 2006 04:27 PMI'm sorry. I'm thinkin' that the Junior senator should start giving some serious thought to an apology now that Satan herself has come out and called his comments "inappropriate"... Tits-up in Fort Marcy Park may be an option... #11 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 1, 2006 04:38 PMSo remember, kids: If you get a good education, and you're smart, you won't end up working for Frank J. for free. #12 - Posted by: HerrMorgenholz on November 1, 2006 04:47 PM"Cut And Run Kerry" just apologized! LOL! I guess he's now FOR the apology after being AGAINST it... #13 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 1, 2006 04:59 PMSo, let me see if I've got this right. According to Kerry's amazingly funny joke: George W. Bush is an idiot, because he didn't work hard to get good grades. However, Bush got better grades than Kerry at the same University. ...I'm sorry, I still don't get the joke. #14 - Posted by: Son of Bob on November 1, 2006 06:46 PMI'm sorry: See I can make a much better apology than John f Kerry, and at least I'm sincere. #15 - Posted by: seanmahair on November 1, 2006 07:03 PMLo siento. #16 - Posted by: Senior Bumblebee on November 1, 2006 07:25 PMWelcome to IMAO Vez, and by the way the hosts are not the idiots. #17 - Posted by: DohXs on November 1, 2006 08:10 PM"Be this the end of Spacemonkey?"??? I think NOT. One of your better, if not best. Great job. #18 - Posted by: Wally on November 1, 2006 08:54 PMDohXs: "the hosts are not the idiots." You have no proof of that. #19 - Posted by: spacemonkey on November 1, 2006 09:19 PMI am so sorry. You know, I never saw that you could make a joke about the President's chimp-like apperance. I wish we red staters were as smart as Jon Caerie so we could somehow venture into this hiterto unforknown comedic wilderness. He truly is a man of (sub-sub-sub-I'm talking WAY below here) genius. When will we ignorant hicks learn? #20 - Posted by: DesertElephant on November 1, 2006 09:49 PMRemember, if you don't study and get good grades, you could some day end up as leader of the Free World.... er become President of... Uh, I mean.... I served in Vietnam! Vote for me even though I'm not running. #21 - Posted by: Jun Qarrie on November 2, 2006 02:05 AMSpacemonkey - You funny! Hippie gurl who use big word like "ideologically" call you "idiot." That not make you mad? She say you no have no leg upon to stand...that make Gunga sad :( Poor no-leg monkey. She make fun of you disabilities like mean man on radio make fun of shakey-boy. That not right. NOT MAKE FUN OF FUNNY MONKEY CUZZ HE HAVE NO LEGS HIPPIE! THAT NOT RIGHT! YOU MEAN GURL! You use tail like legs funny monkey? Gunga have new name for monkey with no legs...Gunga think he call you "Weeble" now. Weeble stop baiting hippie gurl now. She mean. #22 - Posted by: Gunga on November 2, 2006 08:06 AMWell excuuuuuuuusssseeee me! #23 - Posted by: steve martin on November 2, 2006 08:14 AMOk bitches, I've been reading your stupid comments about me on this blog and I'm surprised that you aren't all in Iraq torturing innocents! Losers! I apologized yesterday but you morons are too stupid to get my humor so obviously you are too stupid to understand my magnificent apology! Join the military so I can support you 100% you dickheads! #24 - Posted by: John Kerry on November 2, 2006 08:50 AMI'm NOT a rube. (what's a rube?) #25 - Posted by: HKpistole on November 2, 2006 09:55 AMWhy did Kerry call Rush Limbaugh doughy? I haven't seen him at any of the meetings. #26 - Posted by: The Pillsbury Doughboy on November 2, 2006 02:43 PMPost a comment
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