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November 01, 2006
Kerry Issues Official Apology
Text of apology is here. I do humbly apologize to all those I insulted. Initially, I felt I did nothing wrong. Obviously, some people are too stupid to get the joke. Therefore, I sincerely apologize to those I offended, if I indeed offended anyone, which couldn't be possible since I served in Vietnam. Additionally, I have been told to apologize for the following.. I'm deeply sorry for being so French.... I'm sorry that I have a horseface, although, personally, I just don't see it. I'm sorry that I lost that last election. I'm sorry that I always use that snooty way of talking. As someone who plans to run for president again someday soon, I want to say that I am a strong leader and will bow down to NO ONE!!! Oh, I also apologize for not having issued an apology much sooner. 34 Responses To "Kerry Issues Official Apology"
Kerry can shove his apology. #1 - Posted by: DrEvil on November 1, 2006 06:14 PMApology UNaccepted. And by the way, you are a horse's ASS. #2 - Posted by: jonag on November 1, 2006 06:20 PMWrong end of the horse and take your apology and shove it in that end you pompus prick! #3 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 1, 2006 06:34 PMI wish Kerry would get a backbone replacement and either shut up or stand up for himself. Why bother to apologize if all your going to do is make people even madder than they already were. What a waste of oxygen. The Democratic party is littered with people who couldn't find their spines with both hands, a flashlight, a guide dog, two sherpa's and On Star. The issues are important but they don't matter if you won't stand up for yourself, which goes for both sides of the isle. At least the Republican representatives in my district (a least most of them) tell you what they are going to do, then they do it. The one's that don't will be sitting home next Wednesday morning crying big salty tears in their Starbucks double frappichino. Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo. #4 - Posted by: seanmahair on November 1, 2006 06:54 PMThe Democratic party is littered with people who couldn't find their spines with both hands, a flashlight, a guide dog, two sherpa's and On Star.
good one. #5 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on November 1, 2006 07:19 PMLove your pic. As previously stated, too little, too late. Not that it's sincere anyway. For a pic of the troops' response, click my name and see the bottom of my post. Or go visit the Drudge Report. Better yet I'll sling some mud here - check out who really appreciates good 'ol John. Now I feel like a jackass. You already have the pic (I didn't scroll that far down). Doh! #7 - Posted by: Suihei Deloi on November 1, 2006 07:33 PMOh, come on, now, Ducky, that picture is downright offensive to all horses! #9 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on November 1, 2006 09:01 PM"The Democratic party is littered with people who couldn't find their spines with both hands, a flashlight, a guide dog, two sherpa's and On Star." Damnit Sean... I choked on a breath mint! My breath was starting to smell like the end Kerry talks out of. Fantastic 'Shop RWD. #10 - Posted by: DesertElephant on November 1, 2006 09:53 PMPerhaps the Heinz corporation can now diversify into adhesives. #11 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on November 1, 2006 09:53 PMI want the T-shirt #12 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on November 2, 2006 12:13 AMWhy does Kerry keep getting elected tot he Senate? Could it be because the people of Mass are so stupid that they can't see through the crap that Kerry projects along with his political bulls*it? I have no idea. I know many people in Kerry's district and they seem to be sane inteligent people. I have no idea why the tard keeps getting elected. Now he said some very stupid things in his life but I think this recient slip is just icing on the cake. I honestly wasn't suprised when I first read about it. I went back and re-read his "testimony" from 1971. Then this morning I read through his apolgy and couldn't stop shaking my head. He did it again insulting not only the soldiers but everyone else. We were too stupid to see his wonderful whitty joke eh? Says the man who voted to send our soldiers, marines, airmen and sailors to war but not fund the same. Yah OK. So could someone from Mass please tell me why and how this tard keeps getting elected. Send a mail to steffen.caldwellataxa.de #13 - Posted by: Steffen Caldwell on November 2, 2006 02:59 AMvery funny photo !!! As was remarked by another poster, "WRONG END!!". #15 - Posted by: Subvet on November 2, 2006 05:54 AMAs was remarked by another poster, "WRONG END!!". Agreed #16 - Posted by: Steffen Caldwell on November 2, 2006 06:27 AMI'd like to apologize to all of those offended by my most recent apology if indeed anyone stupid enough to listen to one of my apologies exists...Oh, and I apologize to the few moronic dipwads who failed to find the humor in this apology even though by admitting that they failed to find the humor they've actually proven that they have less brain power than a Hoover upright vacuum. How could anyone be such a mental gnat that they would think that I, the most decorated serviceman in the history of servicitudity, would denigrate the honor and integrity of our noble servicemen and women who personally commit war crimes reminiscent of Jenjis Kahn and scare the hooha out of women and children in the night? YOU MAKE ME PRESIDENT NOW!!!! #17 - Posted by: J Gunga Kerry on November 2, 2006 07:32 AMI'm with you on Kerry having no backbone....for the first time a Democrat speaks absolute truth, and then he apologizes for it. Troops ARE stupid, uneducated, primitive fucks. I agree with you guys....this apology ruined my day. #18 - Posted by: Narb on November 2, 2006 08:03 AMOf course I'm sorry that I botched a joke. Who likes botched jokes? Willbbbburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I could really go for more cowbells in the Mr. Ed theme song that is always ratlling around in my Nob Hill elitist brain. #19 - Posted by: john kerry on November 2, 2006 08:12 AMOk...Barbarro and I have just had a meeting and we have to draw the line somewhere. We too find "horse humor" funny but must draw the line when you put a jackass in a picture and refer to him as a horse! We demand a retraction and you will hear from our attorney soon! #20 - Posted by: Flicka on November 2, 2006 08:33 AMOk bitches, I apologized! I can't help it if you and our troops and our president are all too stupid to get my advanced Ivy League Humor! I'd explain it to you dickheads but Terezza wants sex so I'm going to be busy for awhile...she said she'd give me back my allowance if I make her squeal real good so wish me luck! #21 - Posted by: John Kerry on November 2, 2006 08:44 AMKerry is simply symptomatic of the Massachusetts mentality. they will continue to reelect him as long as they continue to reelect Chappaquidick Ted. Both are cut from the same cloth, and are equally intellectually dishonest. Marine response: DUH, did he just call me stoopid. Just cuz I didn't even have a GED doesn't make me stoopid. I mean, you aint got a GED either, does you, Sarge? Sarge: No. That stupid prick Kerry. Calling us primitive....I'll show him who's primitive when I kick his fucking ass and beat the shit out of his pinko commie ass, just like the civilized do. #23 - Posted by: Narb on November 2, 2006 09:46 AMI didn't know that John and Teresa had a kid together... #24 - Posted by: Writer on November 2, 2006 09:54 AMNarb! You slay me man! Speaking of getting slain, try that on with the next marine you see, cuz I'm sure he/she will get a big yuck out of it too. And we all know you are man enough to do it, given your vastly superior iq and bravery. #25 - Posted by: captamerica on November 2, 2006 10:12 AMOh yeah, narby. I forgot to add that you are a doo doo head. Sorry, you can return to your duties at the used redocrd store. #26 - Posted by: captamerica on November 2, 2006 10:14 AMYay Narb! You're exactly as funny as John Kerry! Come to think of it, you're exactly as supportive of the troops as John Kerry. Are you sure you aren't John Kerry? Quick, go ask your mommy if you're John Kerry. If she says, "no," then ask her why you're such an angry idiot with no understanding of the educational demographic of the modern military...and a loser...bent for nothing as much as to be a constant drain on society and a lonely death. BTW - For future reference, if I wanted fries with my order, I'd have asked for fries with my order. #27 - Posted by: Gunga on November 2, 2006 10:58 AMMy fellow frenchman, er, socialists, er, UN masters, er, military nincompoops, er, Americans. I am sincerely sorry the fascist republicans are too stupid to understand my elite speak, and they are purposely spewing there hate speech to try and ... Rest of apology at http://kpcubed.blogspot.com/2006/11/apology.html #28 - Posted by: Kevin Porter on November 2, 2006 12:02 PMgo Gunga. Of course Nerd, I mean Nard will more than likely not be clever enough to get the fries line. He needs to go back to the DNC site and pout with the rest of the commies there. #29 - Posted by: allthatsright on November 2, 2006 04:30 PMsorry. NarB. can't tell my bees from my dees being a stupid Desert Storm Vet. #30 - Posted by: allthatsright on November 2, 2006 04:32 PMSorry. NarB. I can't tell my dees from my bees because I'm a stupid Desert Storm Vet. #31 - Posted by: allthatsright on November 2, 2006 04:33 PMNarb will be back...he's doing his brokeback Narb thing with the boyfriend. It's a democRATic thing... #32 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 2, 2006 06:59 PMDang, I hate it when trollies agree with me. Makes me want to take my post out and scrub it with bleach. It also makes me doubt my thinking, which is just what the Demon-crats are after. So I'm still right. Kerry doesn't have a backbone and people like the Narb couldn't find one with a searchlight, a metal detector, sonar and a uterus (be they male or female, also a Demon-crat thing) #33 - Posted by: seanmahair on November 2, 2006 07:28 PM//also a Demon-crat thing// BTW if one earns her college degree while one is IN the military, (there wasn't much else to do when Clinton was in office except play D&D and go to college) does that make one only PARTIALLY stupid are would she still be stupid for having been in the military at all. #34 - Posted by: shimauma on November 3, 2006 08:52 AMPost a comment
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