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November 05, 2006
Saddam to Hang by the Neck Until Dead
Posted by Frank J. at 02:30 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (13)

Which is a good amount of time to hang him.

As for using the neck to hang him, I think that's a good thing to hang him by. People may suggest other things by which to hang him, though.

For people questioning the timing of this announcement, I think you're wasting your time. You should save all your timing questioning for whatever surprise the evil Karl Rove springs on us tomorrow.

BTW, I should have a video up soon demonstarting what the hanging of Saddam will be like. Hopefully you'll find it educational.

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13 Responses To "Saddam to Hang by the Neck Until Dead"

Three words: piano wire, piñata.

#1 - Posted by: Tommy the Towelhead on November 5, 2006 02:32 PM

Now the Vatican says he shouldn't be hanged...

I can see why you converted!

#2 - Posted by: Damian G. on November 5, 2006 02:36 PM

Nothing like a public Hanging to turn out the voters.

#3 - Posted by: hwy93 on November 5, 2006 02:41 PM

I agree this wasn't politically timed. The last thing the GOP would want is one more event right before the election that reminds Americans of the Iraq War. That just reminds them of what a disaster the Iraq War is and how incompetent Rumsfeld and the Bush administration have been and how many of our soldiers have died because of the way they have managed this war.

So, what's the big Rove surprise? Maybe he will just ask Rush to shake his body around to make fun of Micheal J. Fox again or find another Kerry comment to make fun of. Look what John Kerry just said -- he must really hate the troops now! Or how about more of the "Where's Pelosi?" thing they have been trying on the Drudge Report and Rush Limbaugh's site? Like that's really going to make voters think "dang where the f... is Pelosi? I'm not voting for a Democrat now because she's missing." The only surprise from Rove this election period has been a lack of a surprise.

But even with Rove's odd 2006 campaign strategies I will be surprised if the GOP loses as many seats as some of the articles are saying.

What would be really great is if we could just get rid of the ridiculous Bush administration -- even if we had to put in some different Repubs -- a swap for more competent Repubs would be great. But we can't do that this election period and that's a real shame.

#4 - Posted by: Sarcasm Man on November 5, 2006 03:22 PM

Sadam called...said that if he sees John Kerry on TV or hears one more of his speeches he's going to hang himself!

#5 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 5, 2006 04:44 PM

Sarcasm Man,

So all the Repubs got going for them is slander, innuendo and a few smart ass jabs at the Dems. Maybe the Dems could do a little better if they had a few plans of their own and tried to run on something other that hatred. I’ll let you in on a little secret you Dems can’t seem to figure out.

CONTEMPT ISN”T A PARTY PLATFORM.

“What would be really great is if we could just get rid of the ridiculous Bush administration -- even if we had to put in some different Repubs -- a swap for more competent Repubs would be great. But we can't do that this election period and that's a real shame.”

Right! I think you just have gas there. Take a Tums, you’ll get over the sentiment.

#6 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on November 5, 2006 06:20 PM

Oh Yea,

It’s death by concubine for Saddam and his crony’s too.

#7 - Posted by: Neo-andertal on November 5, 2006 06:25 PM

What's better than sadam hussein being hanged??

all the terrorists rioting and killing each other when it happens.

#8 - Posted by: hmmm on November 5, 2006 09:52 PM

Certainly he should be hanged by the neck, because nothing else he has is long enough to get a noose around.

#9 - Posted by: The Land Walrus on November 5, 2006 10:31 PM

Well, SarcMa'am. Are you sad? You're going to get the chance to raise hell, for all it's worth, over the next 30 days if Sodom H. loses the DEMOCRATIC appeal. But if he loses, what will you do...? He is going to hang! So, what will you do??

Don't say protest... OK, go ahead. It doesn't matter...

or maybe whine bitterly in bars.

Heh . Whatever.

#10 - Posted by: AlanABQ on November 6, 2006 03:38 AM

I went out and bought some new reloading dies this weekend.
The DU is calling for an uprising and revolution if they do not win both houses of Congress by at least ten members each, and I do not want to run out of ammo while it is still legal to eliminate these fools.

#11 - Posted by: Writer on November 6, 2006 09:05 AM

"Hanging's too good for him!
Burning's too good for him!

He should be chopped into itsy pieces and buried alive!"

-Hanover Fist, Heavy Metal: The Motion Picture

#12 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on November 6, 2006 11:35 AM

I think that part of Islamic law has "eye for an eye" requirements, so maybe they could try this:

Hang him by his feet.
Over a wood chipper.
The same way he and his psychopathic sons hung many of their own people.

Eye for an eye, chip for a chip.

BTW: for those of you who say that "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." NOT taking an eye for an eye leaves only those who blind others WITH eyes.

#13 - Posted by: Clintodon on November 6, 2006 02:01 PM
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