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November 06, 2006
12 Responses To "'Cause It's My Blog and I Feel Like Shouting"
I’m John Kerry and I’m reporting for duty. What day does a chicken hate the most…fryday…and we all know our military boys are chicken homos. Ha Ha Ha! Speaking of chickens…Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because it would break if she dropped it…I’m killing myself!!! Speaking of eggs…you homos in the Republican party are all homos when it comes to egg research! Yea egg research!!! I’m John Kerry and I paid for this message… #2 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter on November 6, 2006 03:05 PMYeah! Right on! Especially since embryonic stem cells have produced absoulutely nothing productive, while adult stem cells (from umbilical cord blood of babies who were actually born) have yielded some actual progress. #3 - Posted by: PaleoMedic on November 6, 2006 03:08 PMAgreed. Of course, being a New Yorker, I will probably have to start paying for that crap at the State level very soon. #4 - Posted by: Damian G. on November 6, 2006 03:09 PMIf something is unethical, make it illegal. If it isn't, let the NSF and NIH and whatnot determine which individual projects have merit. None of this half-way, it's okay but only if it's privately-funded thing. #5 - Posted by: MB on November 6, 2006 03:11 PMMB: That's like saying that making homosexual marriage legal means the rest of us have to pay for the honeymoon. I don't care if embryonic stem cell research is legal; it's still wrong, and I don't want to have to pay for it. #6 - Posted by: Kat on November 6, 2006 03:23 PMRepublicans don't have to support Faux Stem Cell legislation (which is actually a cover for a Cloning bill) Sorry Mr. Fox but you should read things before you sign - it does explain some movie role choices that were a mystery Unlike Liberals and Demoncrats we are in favor of natural reproduction, something the enviro-philes, population-phobes and same gender folks eschew. (Pun soooo intended) #7 - Posted by: seanmahair on November 6, 2006 03:25 PMAll Hail, natural reproduction! #8 - Posted by: Writer on November 6, 2006 03:28 PMFrank J. thinks that my involuntary shaking is hilarious and doesn't want it to stop so that he can market his line of famous Parkinson sufferers Bobble-head dolls. First up is me and Pope John Paul II. Frank J. wants your grandmother to not be cured of Alzheimer's so that he can go visit her in the hospital, convince her that he's her long lost husband and get her to change her will so that he becomes sole heir to her money, which he will of course use to hire someone to punch dumb monkey faces for him as he doesn't want to bruise his evil fist-shaking hand. Frank J. thinks the following joke is hilarious... Q. What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
...and doesn't want spinal cord injury sufferers to be cured so that he can make more jokes at their expense. You don't want someone like Frank J. (who also eats kitten fondue) in Washington do you? Vote (insert Democrat name here) for Congress/Senate. I'm Michael J. Fox and I approve this message. Damn straight Frank! Good post. I love how the Dems try to trick us into thinking that all stem cell research will halt in these states if we don't pass their monsterous legislation. The research is already funded privately and they are lying as usual. Truth be told, they just want to clone more Kennedys. #10 - Posted by: Cary from Houston on November 6, 2006 03:36 PMThank you Frank, I'm afraid, as a Missourian, I may be forced to pay for it... #11 - Posted by: Andrew on November 6, 2006 07:26 PM//Pay for your own amoral boondoggles. Is that too much to ask?// Frank, you ought to know the Dem credo by now...making everybody pay for the programs we don't want. If the American public wern't forced to flip the bill, where would be... *Free health care for ilegal aliens. *Free sex changes in the People's Republic of California. *The HUD program (building nice apartments for welfare rats and drug addicts to tear apart and let their rat children wear their pants below their butt and steal the surrounding neigborhood dry). *Welfare (Letting abled body people not work so the ilegal aliens can take the jobs). *Supporting the lifestyles of Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry, Harry Reid and the rest of the commie mafia while they work to destroy everything we've worked for. ...and so on, and so on... #12 - Posted by: Wolfman Dan on November 6, 2006 07:54 PMPost a comment
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